Kim Gordon thinks Cobain was murdered

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UNCUT: S

>GORDON goes south.

>You are in a stately mansion. Exits are N and W. You see: COBAIN, a SHOTGUN.

UNCUT: Kill COBAIN

>What do you want to kill COBAIN with?

UNCUT: Kill COBAIN with shotgun

>GORDON shoots COBAIN

zebedee (zebedee), Thursday, 10 November 2005 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread is murder. Launch a criminal investigation already.

Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 10 November 2005 17:41 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost, ha ha Infocom.


UNCUT: LAUNCH criminal investigation

> I'm sorry, I can't do that right now.


Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 10 November 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

UNCUT: Do you want to come back to my place?

GORDON: I thought you'd never ask.

Pete Scholtes, Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

This is an ex-thread.

Pete Scholtes, Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.jerzbear.com/media/music/images/17648f.jpg

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

UNCUT: Do you believe the theory that Kurt was killed by someone else?

GORDON: It was Il Duce in the loft with the shotgun!

UNCUT: By deuce you've done it again, Holmes.

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

hey, this thread got way better.

Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

jesus i'm crying

Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

"I didn't do it!"

http://www.nrk.no/img/376318.gif

(#1 google image search result for "courtney love", btw)

Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

she needs an adams apple

Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link

lolz

rentboy (rentboy), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah he definitely killed himself

gear (gear), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

*collapsing in tears of laughter*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

UNCUT: 'twas beauty who killed the beast.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

KIM GO-GO Jordan: or...er, perhaps not.

UNCUTE: yeah.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

UNCUT: Do you believe Mojo Jojo killed Mojo Nixon?

GORDON: I do, yes.

UNCUT: WATERGATE.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

it's really too much, I shouldn't read this in public!

Jacobs (LolVStein), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Kurt Cobain's childhood dream that Kim Gordon is his mother comes true in Heaven.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/fine_line_features/last_days/_group_photos/michael_pitt2.jpg

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

"Mommy you won't let them kill me, will you?"

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link

"Darling, they already have..."

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link

(cue eerie music)

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:30 (eighteen years ago) link

"So my daughter CocoBean has been taking to a...g-g-GHOST!?!"

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Buzz around the magazine industry is that the upcoming issue of Sam Goody's in-house magazine Request will contain a controversial interview where Courtney Cox reveals that she believes that NASCAR legend Jeff Gordon kidnapped her daughter, Coco Cox-Arquette, and filmed a D.I.Y. "AIDS is good for you" PSA with rock spawn Kim Stewart.

Caught Red Handed at Sam's Hofbrau (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 10 November 2005 23:11 (eighteen years ago) link

"Of corz I dinnint do dat, no?!"

http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/101530.jpg

Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:30 (eighteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

I've settled into being agnostic when it comes to whether or not Kurt was murdered, thinking about it just puts me in a bad mood... I think there are equally compelling arguments on both sides. But these new pictures of the gun he used are really fucking me up... Look at how long that thing is. How the fuck do you shoot yourself in the head with that thing without using your toe? (he had his shoes on...)

http://nypost.com/2016/03/18/kurt-cobains-suicide-gun-revealed-for-the-first-time/

flappy bird, Friday, 18 March 2016 16:40 (eight years ago) link

otm. that's insane. you would have to be stretch armstrong.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 18 March 2016 16:56 (eight years ago) link

they should have had Sarah Palin pose with it

There was a hole bunch of problems whit his campaigns (crüt), Friday, 18 March 2016 17:12 (eight years ago) link

did they ever explain how they thought he used that gun? there is one way I can think of to pull the trigger, but it's sort of difficult and there would be evidence that this was the method.

Poliopolice, Friday, 18 March 2016 17:18 (eight years ago) link

the explanation was he lied on his back and shot himself in the mouth using his thumb to pull the trigger... fucking impossible with that thing! the SOAKED IN BLEACH documentary debunks the physics of the official explanation...that doc has some problems (mostly the cheesy, unnecessary dramatic re-enactments), but it's arguments are pretty compelling.

flappy bird, Friday, 18 March 2016 17:36 (eight years ago) link

i could totes shoot myself with that gun but I have long arms. cobain was kind of short.

still don't think he was murdered.

uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Friday, 18 March 2016 17:37 (eight years ago) link

xp its*

and yeah, another thing they talk about is how the shell casing was on the wrong side of his body, and how the lack of splatter/mess with his head suggests that he was already dead when the shot was fired (no blood pressure)...

flappy bird, Friday, 18 March 2016 17:38 (eight years ago) link

Kurt was short but he actually had pretty long arms. Kennedy wrote a book a couple years ago and she spent like three pages talking about his "gibbon-like arms"

flappy bird, Friday, 18 March 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link

with satellite technology i'm certain we could find the secret pacific island on which he, Diana and Bob Marley are living.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 18 March 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link

if this was cobain's only gun and he really, really wanted to kill himself with that method, he'd have found a way.

nomar, Friday, 18 March 2016 17:41 (eight years ago) link

main issue with murder theory for me: if you wanted to murder a guy with a wicked heroin habit and recent history of a (perhaps intentional) drug overdose why wouldn't you just shoot him full of junk?

uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Friday, 18 March 2016 17:41 (eight years ago) link

You mean the way Sid Vicious was murdered?

A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Friday, 18 March 2016 18:07 (eight years ago) link

He shot himself. The end. Get over it.

// 166,000 W A N K E R S // LOVE (Turrican), Friday, 18 March 2016 18:39 (eight years ago) link

compelling argument

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 18 March 2016 18:40 (eight years ago) link

I'm not obsessing over it. It bugs me from time to time. Like I said, there's evidence on both sides. This is easily the most compelling piece of information that suggests he didn't pull the trigger. I agree with jim in glasgow though that, if someone wanted to kill Cobain, why not just incapacitate him and give him an OD? There's just so much fuzziness on both sides that it still doesn't sit well with me. Sorry. I don't think it's obvious what happened either way.

flappy bird, Friday, 18 March 2016 18:52 (eight years ago) link

I'd assume if you were going to plan and pull off a sophisticated staged suicide you wouldn't use a comically oversized gun, though i am not a criminal mastermind.

This has pretty much always been about demonising Courtney.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Friday, 18 March 2016 18:58 (eight years ago) link

^

Treeship, Friday, 18 March 2016 18:59 (eight years ago) link

^^^

Οὖτις, Friday, 18 March 2016 18:59 (eight years ago) link

^^^^

uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Friday, 18 March 2016 18:59 (eight years ago) link

ftr I hate Courtney like nobody's business but I don't buy the conspiracy theories about her having him murdered (amusing as they are) for a second

Οὖτις, Friday, 18 March 2016 19:00 (eight years ago) link

it's like, b/w this and o.j., the 90s just refuse to end.

dc, Friday, 18 March 2016 19:00 (eight years ago) link

courtney is a pretty terrible person tbf

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 18 March 2016 19:01 (eight years ago) link

and I am also a big fan of Nick Broomfield and even his doc makes it p clear how loony the theory that she had him killed is (while also making Courtney look like a horrible person)

Οὖτις, Friday, 18 March 2016 19:03 (eight years ago) link


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