Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

If I had a krauthammer...

I thought that was Tony Shalhoub at first.

im going to multilaterally attack pakistan

lot of stupid shit on this thread

care to elaborate

"BRING 'EM ON"

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/programGuide/program/Kevin340x255.jpg

White peeps w/curly brown hair all look like Kevin McDonald to me.

haha!

but whatever it's 3 o'clock in the morning and 91° here so my um "analytical skills" are sharply cut w.the perverse boredom of bein unable to get to sleep

-- mark s (mark s), Monday, 20 June 2005 01:11 (3 years ago) Link

it's 3am. do went want mark s taking the call?

well, it's a bit cooler tonight than it was then

Joe is good buds with the ex-senator who is most deserving of living out his dotage in prison:

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/politics/ny-usdama0828,0,1825927.story

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'look, here's what happened.'"

QUALIFIED

oh shit he goofed up some "well, duh" historical facts that's just as bad as CONFLATING THE SPANISH PRIME MINISTER WITH CENTRAL AMERICAN DICTATORS or NOT KNOWING WHAT THE BUSH DOCTRINE IS thanks for fighting the good fight

didn't he insult one of Obama's ads yesterday?

thanks for reading my mind, Dave, but you're slipping.

I'm much more offended by his cowardice and whoredom, of course.

we are lucky the mccain campaign is imploding now anyway, no-one cares about biden's foot-in-mouth problems.

"no one"

doc, what about the large chunks of the patriot act he wrote...in 1994!

Dr Morbius is offended

no-one who matters

you should def get a job w/ the DNC.

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z246/jt_ffroggy/biden.jpg

that picture's pretty cool but would be so much better if we could see Lugar and not Norm

Norm Coleman's head is about to collapse in that photo.

does that costume have a Bank of America mannequin fellating Joe?

Yes, it does. Your attention to detail is amazing.

I just finished Jane Mayer's The Selling of Clarence Thomas. I'm trying to forget Biden was a milquetoast as Senate Judiciary Committee chair.

part of his efforts at Obamalike above-partisanship, 16 years early. He's a visionary!

“It’s good to be back in Athens. Now you say ‘Back in Athens, Biden, when were you here?’ Well I went to the University of Delaware and we came out here to play Ohio University. Now that was 228 years ago and we did just fine, but the thing I loved about the university was that it was such a beautiful town and we all hung around out afterwards.”

“Now I made a little mistake here that day, I made a little mistake.”

“I wandered in, I met this lovely group of Ohio University…students,” Biden said winkingly to laughs from the crowd.

“And uh, without knowing it, I shouldn’t admit this on national television because it’ll reveal that I’m over 60, but I thought that we were gonna go get something to eat. What’s that street you have down there, all you guys? See, I…and so I just said to young, two young women I had met, said well why don’t you…we’ll be right back, I said well I’ll come with you, and they said OK, and I walked into their dormitory and was immediately accosted by a cop who arrested me because back in those days men were not allowed in women’s dormitories.”

“But I promise you I never breached the first floor and it was only a temporary detention. But that’s what I most remember about Athens. So folks, look, it’s good to be back here.”

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/10/20/081020fa_fact_lizza

what does "never breached the first floor" mean? is it a diaphragm thing?

He greeted the server. "I'm an ice cream guy. Is ice cream down that way? Could I get a sugar cone and chocolate chip?" He turned to a friend, Sen. Bill Nelson (D-Fla.). "What you gonna have? It's on me -- I'm the last of the big spenders from up north. . . . I'm getting plain old chocolate chip. That's plenty, God love ya." He greeted a woman named Bonita. "Hey, Bonita, I'm Joe. Not the plumber, Joe the Biden." He greeted a man who said his name is Jeff. "Hey, Jim, where you from?"

I fukkin cannot wait for this man to take office.

(given, that was from a dana milbank piece on how he's not allowed to run his mouth on the campaign trail, or whatever. feed the foodless, no more black against old, young against poor, vote once, vote twice for obama/biden, you middle class honkies)

lol joe the biden

"Hey, Bonita, I'm Joe. Not the plumber, Joe the Biden."
so so awesome

hasn't McNasty been calling him Joe the Biden for 2 weeks now?

Biden uses "God love ya" whether he's ordering ice cream or apologizing to paraplegic legislators.

also, he's the #1 or 2 reason I can't vote for Bam

for whom are you finally voting?

ya got me. even the 3rd-party candidates suck this year. (altho voting for an actual Socialist would be a nice tribute to McCain/Palin)

the Daily Show will not be boring

the Daily Show will not be boring

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, October 29, 2008 8:28 AM (ten years ago)

sigh

a lot has changed in 10 years

just dropping in to say fuck this clown

but not Joe! xp

The @JoeBiden pizza at Gianni’s in Wilmington where the newest presidential candidate visited pic.twitter.com/0UqzgEikso

— Mike Memoli (@mikememoli) April 25, 2019

gets my vote

xpost http://static1.squarespace.com/static/568c12c9c647ad1e518142b3/t/56b4f1f84d088eb6572105ec/1454699003865/ZOSO-LOGO---black.png?format=1500w

the adventures of joe lolo

rip big man, heaven needed a handsy corporate cardboard cutout who was close friends with one of 20th-century america’s premier white supremacists

I look forward to his reputation being dragged into the fucking sewer where it belongs. I hate this guy.

I know almost nothing about him aside from the fact that he was VP. Why is he so awful?

love g***neb stumping for joementum 08 in this thread

does that costume have a Bank of America mannequin fellating Joe?

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, September 30, 2008 5:03 PM (