because he needs to show how the effete, balding-yet-curly hair ex-hippie tweed-clad libruls couldn't be bothered to come down from their ivory towers to know about pro-wrestling or other culture that _real_ Americans like.
― kingfish, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Love the looks of befuddlement on mom & dad in the sex ed one. "Fucked if I know, son -- you two are both adopted!"
― Phil D., Thursday, 26 July 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link
http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-20.png
Stocks plunge; Dow falls more than 400
By JOE BEL BRUNO, AP Business Writer 37 minutes ago
NEW YORK - Wall Street suffered its biggest plunge of the year Thursday, leading global markets lower as investors fled stocks amid increasing uneasiness about the mortgage and corporate lending markets. The Dow Jones industrials briefly fell nearly 450 points, while Treasury yields plunged as investors moved money into bonds.
Investors who had been able to shrug off discomfort about subprime mortgage problems and a more difficult environment for corporate borrowing appeared to finally succumb to those concerns after another disappointing home sales report from the Commerce Department early Thursday. The Dow surpassed the 416 points it lost on Feb. 27 after a nearly 10 percent decline in Chinese stock markets.
― Phil D., Thursday, 26 July 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.newstarget.com/cartoons/sunscream_600.jpg
CANCER INDUSTRY
― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 26 July 2007 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panic_of_1893
― kingfish, Thursday, 26 July 2007 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/072607.jpg http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif
― C. Grisso/McCain, Thursday, 26 July 2007 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link
wait she's 40??
― river wolf, Thursday, 26 July 2007 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link
OMG that "cancer industry" one is fucking apalling.
― Trayce, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:24 (sixteen years ago) link
if you think that's apalling, you should see the sales figures that these sunscreen companies rake in annually -- or should I say the cancer industry merely working under the guise of the sunscreen industry
― iiiijjjj, Friday, 27 July 2007 01:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Sunscreen Industry
― gr8080, Friday, 27 July 2007 07:47 (sixteen years ago) link
also WTF look how composed and prepared that liberal teacher is to explain sex and how HORRIBLY FUCKING MORTIFIED those parents are.
― gr8080, Friday, 27 July 2007 07:51 (sixteen years ago) link
That "Cancer Industry" one was funnier in CLERKS when it was a chewing gum sales rep.
― Phil D., Friday, 27 July 2007 14:06 (sixteen years ago) link
"the powerful bread lobby keeps blocking my research"
― Martin Van Burne, Friday, 27 July 2007 14:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Laura Liberal looks like a bro
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 July 2007 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link
http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-27.png
happy, happy sun.
― kingfish, Friday, 27 July 2007 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes, Al Gore's SUV produces more pollution than the entirety of the world's cows. After all, Al Gore is fat, LOL!!!11
― Neil S, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link
humon- gous
― DJ Mencap, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link
now now, he clearly didn't have room in that panel for a bigger text balloon
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:06 (sixteen years ago) link
when your jabs at the hypocrisy of "green" folk inadvertently make a good case for wide adoption of vegatarianism, classic or dud?
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/072807.jpg
haha, any fact or evidence contrary to the Party or the Party's aims must immediately be attacked and anybody standing against the party must be destroyed, credibly or otherwise. Facts that don't measure must be the work of craven traitors and those who wish to weaken the Heimatland.
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm070726.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/nifongco.jpg
― kingfish, Saturday, 28 July 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0727wj.jpg
haw haw, only gutless, latte-sipping pussies practice statecraft!
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20070730RZ1AP-Spitzer.jpg
― kingfish, Saturday, 28 July 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
NIFONG NIFONG NIFONG
W...T...F...
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Sunday, 29 July 2007 07:12 (sixteen years ago) link
well, doncha see? Asking the attorney general about illegal shit he did is JUST like the Duke Lacrosse case! Completely!
― kingfish, Sunday, 29 July 2007 07:36 (sixteen years ago) link
i have absolutely no idea what the fuck this one is about, from the NYT editors in their ivory tower skyscraper onward:
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/072907.jpg
― kingfish, Monday, 30 July 2007 07:01 (sixteen years ago) link
take yer pick:
on the one hand, we actually have one about pat tillman:
http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B1A4C4B64-F878-470E-B69C-D28F664F2FE9%7D.gif
and on the other:
http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B3A17DF90-55B3-43A6-A277-4E5E2D3507CC%7D.gif
we have a michael moore is fat. and just look how fat he is! why, he has not one but TWO ice cream cones stuck to his large, muu-muu-like outer skin. And not only is he so fat and thus has no credible argument, for how better to dispute the nature of the premises and conclusions made than to repeatedly point out how fat their maker is and no other response, but he apparently either wanders around in wintry northern michigan, or has just finished dining, since those two ice cream cones haven't even began to melt either from body heat or the ambient temperature. Why, one of them is still a perfect sphere of ice cream!
― kingfish, Monday, 30 July 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I think the Gonzales one is the most astonishing. As if it's some kind of Democrat-led investigation? As if there's any chance whatsoever that he's not lying his ass off? That is some AMAZING level of denial.
― kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070728.jpg
yeah! yeah! so take that, you "greens"!
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070730.jpg
― kingfish, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't think I've ever seen a woman's shirt that completely isolates each (perky, of course) boob in its own cotton cocoon.
― milo z, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes, Mallard, the "greens" are <i>clearly</i> agitating for legislation requiring everyone to ride bicycles and limiting truck miles to 5,000 per year. (smacks forehead)
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link
the difference between me and "greens" is --I have to ride a bike because of my multiple DUIs
― dmr, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
― strgn, Monday, 30 July 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh god I can't wait for 2 weeks of Al Gore's son comix (shudder)
― Bnad, Monday, 30 July 2007 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link
dmr otm!
― bnw, Monday, 30 July 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-30.png
wtf, does mccain have the mumps?
― kingfish, Monday, 30 July 2007 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link
MAD BAD GLAD SAD
― dmr, Monday, 30 July 2007 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link
latest from the cancer industry guys posted upthread:
http://www.newstarget.com/cartoons/nation-the-people_600.jpg
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 00:55 (sixteen years ago) link
that doesn't seem nearly as crazy.
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah. the guy seems more of an adbusters type, rather than your run-on-the-mill BSRW type.
Aaaaaaaaand speaking of which:
http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-31.png
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/073107.jpg
so take THAT, you libruls, always bringing history and contexts into things.
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070731.jpg
Hooray, using the Drudge Report as a source to spout the same bullshit talking points! guess what, fuckhead, check your shit first
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:48 (sixteen years ago) link
But like with every bullshit talking point, becuase it's wrong, you gonna be hearing about it forever
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link
well, not to mention that "environmentalists" are not some united and monolithic group -- you have climate change advocates and endangered species protectionists at loggerheads ALL the time -- c.f. people who are all jazzed over windfarms vs. people who want to shelter every migrating birdie ever
why is it when these jackholes attempt to unmask "hypocrisy", they simply show off their violent allergy to nuance & complexity? sometimes i feel pity for the poor bastards.
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:04 (sixteen years ago) link
am I the only one who has trouble parsing the weirdly insular non-stop sarcastic dialogue of "Day-by-Day"? Half the time I can't tell who's supposed to be which political strawman.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link
No. For all of the misplaced energy that I've put into trying to decipher them, I've received little compensation other than bafflement...plus further confusion regarding the dubious anatomy in the renderings of the "hot chicks".
― dell, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link
no we've noted many times that dbdc is pretty thoroughly incomprehensible on several levels, not the least of which is the opacity of the text
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN080207.jpg
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7BCB53E8F5-6CB8-4836-9E6D-3344B356F211%7D.gif
1) So, we've established that Obama has big ears and HUUUUUUGE teeth
2) Meeting with people and basic diplomacy is pointless and only for terrorsymps. After all, we never met with Kruschev, Brezhnev, Putin, Stalin, the Saudi royal family, the weird-ass Uzbek/Turkmenistan guys, various latin american military types, etc etc
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Osama's a dictator?
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Satan's a dictator?
― Nathan, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 17:51 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.patriotart.com/images/07_30_07/ChuckAndHarry450.jpg Americans give this feature two thumbs down.
I get a kick out of these in a different manner than the others, since it really just seems like a guy you see on the boardwalk doing bad caricatures("You like rollerskates?") taking out his frustrations at night on the dirty fucking hippies who've wronged him his entire life. His colored pencils are his weapons.
Also, I always like people trying to jump up & down when pointing to congress' low numbers, without actually explaining why they're that low.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Hey, Barack Obama's intolerant, says the guy who draws minstrel caricatures!
― jposnan, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link
http://duckcover.blogspot.com/
Some folks have decided to pay even more attention to the duck than even I would deem healthy, and tend to have pretty good factual rebuttals to whatever batshit is being proffered in a day's strip.
― kingfish, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link