zing

whether or not he's lovely has little to do with the fact that that isn't really much of a zing, dude.

You're right. I just liked that Surmounter was called out for his shorthand. Never mind.

u were just looking to be put in this thread, but i'll give it to you:

I am also having douchebaggy troubles with getting my stolen album to play. Won't import into iTunes, Windows Media Player won't have it, can't even import it into Audacity.

Any suggestions, anyone?

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 10:26 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yes. stop calling yourself 'BIG HOOS'.

-- ^@^, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 10:33 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

itunes + vista = suckfest

seriously. it took a half hour just to get the files onto my ipod. can't wait to get back home to my desktop.

-- funny farm, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

dear god, is there anything i can do for you? that free album download sounds harrowing.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:20 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

BIG CAMUS

-- am0n, Monday, July 23, 2007 1:17 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

aka the existeentialist

-- max, Monday, July 23, 2007 3:00 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

ok that's not a zing, dude

IT IS IF YOU'RE CAMUS, YO.

tom what the fuck are you talking about

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, August 1, 2007 7:29 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

our school has a table tennis club. Knights of the something table. I might join, even though 75% of the kids will be douches.

-- Tape Store, Friday, August 3, 2007

you'll fit right in then

-- am0n, Friday, August 3, 2007

dude, most girls between 16-24 own a copy

haha guess I'll have to verify this with my "agents in the field"

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, August 3, 2007 5:55 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that is the creepiest thing i've read on ilx today

-- ghost rider, Friday, August 3, 2007 5:56 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and i read kenan's posts on the high heels thread

-- ghost rider, Friday, August 3, 2007 5:56 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I know many a straight guy willing to throw down on the comedy subject of how massive his dick is.

apologies in advance, but is this a "black thing"?

-- kenan, Saturday, August 4, 2007 2:17 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Good job, Kenan.

-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 4, 2007 2:22 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

You are a beacon.

-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 4, 2007 2:22 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

HOOS i knew we were fam

-- Wrinklepaws, Saturday, August 4, 2007 5:33 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

u_u

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, August 4, 2007 5:35 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Oldie but good:

I love how the photo is EVERYTHING bad about America all in one place: icky summer clothes, fat ankles, mirrored pseudo-Vuarnet shades, people wearing flag shit, spelling errors and misplaced patriotism. All worn by what appears to be an off-duty Embers management trainee.

-- suzy (suzy), Monday, 10 April 2006 23:39 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
i dunno it was missing america's smug expatriate self-hatred of its own working class until now

-- +++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 23:43 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

It is odd but unsurprising that no one but me said anything to her about the "wigga" nonsense.

suzy would you care to etymologize your term 'wigga' for me

-- ++++++, Monday, April 10, 2006 2:56 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

back to zings---

Being a fast food employee isn't so bad, but living in your mom's basement means you can post on ILX all day. Keep saving for that caps lock key, Ethan!

-- Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, April 10, 2006 3:27 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

he's not the one with his own board on ilx dude

-- s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, April 10, 2006 3:28 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPF_dOSP7ig

i just really like that production aesthetic at the moment and sean kingston just makes me yearn for the glory days of sean paul being the sole american source of ja. vibes

-- deej, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:27 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

er sole source of ja. vibes in america

-- deej, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:34 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i thought you were signing off your posts "vibes"

-- s1ocki, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:39 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

more zing-bait from slocki:

I think it has something to do with intelligence, or lack thereof. An intelligent person would take no pleasure at all in hearing the same song more than say, roughly 6 times in a row.

-- Bimble, Monday, August 6, 2007 1:03 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

if you ever meet one, ask!

-- s1ocki, Monday, August 6, 2007 3:50 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Sonny Rollins is gay?

-- Tuomas, Monday, August 6, 2007 8:33 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Or are you talking about some other, inferior Rollins?

-- Tuomas, Monday, August 6, 2007 8:34 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i'll take your playful pretending that you don't know who henry rollins is to mean that you've clamped down on his manmeat.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, August 6, 2007 3:53 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

gold

Too late...I've sent a friend request! Prepare to feel my grandiloquence!

-- Just got offed, Saturday, August 4, 2007 8:39 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

Thank you, no.

-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 4, 2007 8:40 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

COLD

Wow.

Oh come on, Ned threatened to kill LJ in cold blood with his bare hands before, that's nothing.

ahaha ned zings are in a class all their own

it's like getting slapped by kindly papa smurf

its almost heartbreaking when you put it that way

ahaha ned zings are in a class all their own

THE REASON YOU BLEEDIN IS YOU DISRESPECTED A DEMON

ned vs lj grandiloquence-off: nein danke.

i dunno, ned definitely seems to have some buried rage

:-)
the face of buried rage

Emoticon of buried rage.

"The Buried Rage" = "Uh Raget Be Dire"

"Uh Raget Be Dire"

To the tune of "Oh, Lady Be Good"

"Every time he stopped to reload his gun he would just keep saying "Heavens!" over and over again. It was horrifying", said one witness of the shooting spree.

"he wouldn't stop... winking..."

I should ignore that reviewer though. Every album review is devoted to deploring slackness and praising righteousness - he describes one Sizzla album as "too Babylon". I expect he lives in Connecticut.

-- Tim F, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 6:07 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

Yeah, that's a great one.

nabisco's interjection has since spoilt a perfect thread, it should have been locked after mark s' second post

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 10:53 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

*third

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 10:53 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Self-deprecating calls for your very own insulting to be preserved in the glass case of a locked thread do not actually make you any more likeable than you were a moment ago

-- nabisco, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 10:57 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Ooh that's prime.

HAHA!

If Louis doesn't come here and defend himself, I think we have to accept that zing as gospel truth.

Too late, the phrase "glass case of a locked thread" is already brilliant.

folks can say whatever the hell they want about me. it's weird though how more or less any diss, whatever the veracity/potency/humour, winds up on this thread!

how do all these zings end up on the zing thread!

folks can say whatever the hell they want about me. it's weird though how more or less any diss, whatever the veracity/potency/humour, winds up on this thread!

-- scourage, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:19 (4 minutes ago) Link

how do all these zings end up on the zing thread!

-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:20 (3 minutes ago) Link

innit?

Louis Jagger enjoys dressing like a lady.

Louis Jagger has a fresh supply of poppers at his disposal at all times.

Shall I go on?