yet again, defend the indefensible: LIONEL RICHIE

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (237 of them)

How could anyone not love a sculpture like that? It baffles me.

Love the artist, hate the art. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:29 (twenty years ago) link

"I'm so in love with you, I"m going to make the ugliest, most unflattering bust of you that you could possibly imagine! *swoon*"

Also: "Hello? Hello?" "Hello?/Is it me you're looking for?" "Oh yeah, I have a singing rapist in my apartment; BRING IT, CHUMP."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:31 (twenty years ago) link

"I'm so in love with you, I"m going to make the ugliest, most unflattering bust of you that you could possibly imagine! *swoon*"

Well, be fair Dan, she is blind.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:36 (twenty years ago) link

Even with her sight she would still be blind.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:37 (twenty years ago) link

Maybe the unflattering sculpture was her unfortunately way too subtle way of saying: "Stop calling me at night and breathing down the phone, you crazy stalker creep!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:38 (twenty years ago) link

maybe it was her way of saying 'hey motherfucker - here's what you look like'

― James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:39 (twenty years ago) link

Hahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:39 (twenty years ago) link

OH that's right, the whole "Hello?/Is it me you're looking for?" exchange took place on the phone!

Also, asking a blind person if they're looking for you: C/D?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:40 (twenty years ago) link

Tommy can you hear me?

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:42 (twenty years ago) link

He had great moustache. I mean just a really, really great one.

Also, I like the name Lionel. I think more people should have that name.

― Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:44 (twenty years ago) link

I remember sometime in the 80s he did an interview where he said he was a better songwriter than Lennon/McCartney - ergo, total respect from me.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:45 (twenty years ago) link

And Goodie Mob's "World Party" is based on "All Night Long [fine] (All Night." That song is OK.

Didn't one of the dudes in Goodie Mob lose a leg? That is totally fucked up.

― Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:46 (twenty years ago) link

Didn't those allegations of abuse of his wife kind of kill off his career? I don't think it ever went to trial, but it happened down around the time his career went into the tank.

― earlnash, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:53 (twenty years ago) link

as long as we're quoting lyrics featuring Mr. Lionel Ritchie: "never been a bitch, so I don't act bitchy / smooth on the vinyl like Lionel Ritchie" from the Pharcyde. that internal 'vinyl/Lionel' has made for many happy moments in my life.

I was a rockin' HS senior when Can't Slow Down was at its peak, and hated it until I realized that that tape and Van Halen's 1984 were completely ace despite the cheese and were furthermore causing me to have an intense sexual attraction to Stephanie C., my grade-rival and nerdy girl friend since 5th grade. Never thought of her as cute before I saw her in a bathing suit awkwardly singing along to "All Night Long (All Night)," and then became a little obsessed with her. The power of pop music!

Um, and suddenly revelatory breasts.

― Neudonym, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 13:54 (twenty years ago) link

"suddenly revelatory breasts" would be a great name for a band.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 14:13 (twenty years ago) link

.. or a rock opera.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 14:14 (twenty years ago) link

or an artsy fartsy foreign comedy badly translated from French (it's actually about a bakery that makes naughty baquettes.)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 14:20 (twenty years ago) link

Didn't those allegations of abuse of his wife kind of kill off his career?

Weren't the allegations that his wife was abusing him?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 14:20 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah. She caught him cheating and beat his ass. Possibly with a bust statue of his head.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 14:21 (twenty years ago) link

But I think his career lost momentum for two reasons:
1) Sidelined by Throat Cancer for years
2) "Dancind on the Ceiling" was a load of dirty trousers.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 14:22 (twenty years ago) link

"suddenly revelatory breasts" would be a great name for a band.

"Phantasized Persecutory Breast" is a Severed Heads song.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 14:39 (twenty years ago) link

so, no-one is going to defend "say you, say me"? except maybe keith, who mentioned that one couldn't escape its alleged "seductive powers"?

― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 10 July 2003 06:49 (twenty years ago) link

i would like to take this opportunity to say that i did NOT say the video was amazing... damn that cozen!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Thursday, 10 July 2003 08:50 (twenty years ago) link

five months pass...

THREAD REVIVE ... why the fuck not?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 12 December 2003 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

I'm really enjoying The Simple Life. There, I've said it.

― Vic Funk, Friday, 12 December 2003 19:37 (twenty years ago) link

Enjoyable, but it's still a mark against him.

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:41 (twenty years ago) link

She's adopted though, so Lionel's genes are not at fault.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 12 December 2003 19:43 (twenty years ago) link

He had a dream. He had an awesome dream.

― rainman (rainman), Friday, 12 December 2003 20:00 (twenty years ago) link

"Sail On" is one of the greatest songs of all time
though I hated Lionel all thru the 80's
took me til the 90's to reverse and realise I'd been a dumbell

"Endless Love" is one of the greatest duets of all time
though I still don't care for Diana Ross

― Paul (scifisoul), Saturday, 13 December 2003 23:07 (twenty years ago) link

There's absolutley nothing wrong with lionel richie!! wtf??

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 13 December 2003 23:14 (twenty years ago) link

i know!
today at work i put on the cd just to hear "all night long (all night)" and it was so good! and then i was like, oh wait but i have to hear "dancing on the ceiling." oh, and "say you say me." ooh, and "running with the night!"

the video for "all night long (all night") takes the cake though - the dancing cop!

― stolenbus (stolenbus), Saturday, 13 December 2003 23:57 (twenty years ago) link

i like how in "Running With the Night" Lionel puts the accent on the word "the," it's like you can tell it used to have other words

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 14 December 2003 00:12 (twenty years ago) link

"Can't Slow Down" is a great album.

Too bad the Quiet Storm genre disappeared. It was soooooo much better than today's R&B...

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 14 December 2003 00:23 (twenty years ago) link

geir if you'd been around for mozart you would have complained that he didn't sound like bach

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 14 December 2003 01:27 (twenty years ago) link

Bach was too rhythmic...

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 14 December 2003 04:28 (twenty years ago) link

I didn't complain about Britpop. Not all changes in musical taste are negative.

Away from melody=bad
Towards more melody=good

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:30 (twenty years ago) link

do you like stravinsky, geir?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:37 (twenty years ago) link

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:38 (twenty years ago) link

Madness. "Symphony Of Psalms" is amazing.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 01:39 (twenty years ago) link

There was some promo for that television spectacle with Nicole Ritchie on Entertainment Tonight, and they referred to her as "the daughter of legendary singer, Lionel Richie."

So there you go, ET says he's legendary, so he has to be great.

― mike h. (mike h.), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:05 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...

My mother gave me her copy of Can't Slow Down and I'm as happy as a clam in shit right now. A sterling example of mainstream pop.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 23 July 2005 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I like the break in "All Night Long" when he says "feel good...FEEL GOOD!" and then that horn section kicks in and everybody starts to cha-cha.

― p.j. (Henry), Saturday, 23 July 2005 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude, and "Running With The Night"! New Order's "Subculture" is like its hungover, sullen cousin.

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 23 July 2005 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link

six months pass...

the first verse all the way up to the chorus of "All Night Long (All Night)" is really quite night, it's just the chorus that wrecks it

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 19 February 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago) link

OK so this thread inspired me to go see what iTunes had in the way of Lionel Richie solo stuff 'cause I'd always been curious about his late nineties stuff. I wound up finding the demo of "All Night Long (All Night)," though, and it's quite amazing - it's Richie & session musicians playing a song for which he hasn't really got lyrics yet. What he does have is the feel, and the song itself (the changes) - and he's got the chorus: so he just ad-libs words & phrases that come to mind through all the verses, and scats when he doesn't have words or phrases. It's just really cool in a still-being-born sort of way. He's already got the whole structure down, is the thing - he knows there's going to be a drop-out for just percussion, and he's got the rather uninteresting bridge that'll make it more exciting when the chorus comes back...worth seeking out, anyhow.

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 19 February 2006 23:07 (eighteen years ago) link

also: no horns!

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 19 February 2006 23:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Reading all the madness upthread made me laugh out loud a few times.

― Dan (Also, Green Leather Pants!) Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 19 February 2006 23:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I LOVE MUSIC...

there must be thousands of fucking threads dealing with crap like Killing Joke Mountain Goats Sonic Youth The Fall etc....or whatever amateurish shit is preferred around here....

yet somebody better not dare attempt to begin another Lionel Ritchie thread because it will only be locked....

then that somebody will be referred to a thread that doesn't even have the same premise....

POV or whatever that shit is....as far as I can tell, it seems a little different than this defend the indefensible shit....actually I wouldn't even defend the guy...

yet here we are at I LOVE MUSIC

more like I LOVE MEDIOCRITY

― bahto habito, Tuesday, 21 February 2006 03:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Best moment in "Hello" video = where Lionel picks up the telephone and tenderly croons into the receiver: "Hello?"

― Joe (Joe), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 03:38 (eighteen years ago) link

then puts down the phone and keeps singing to her!?

― Black Arkestra (Black Arkestra), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 03:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Skipping 137 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.