Places To Put Your Penis

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man, Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:58 (twenty years ago) link

102. http://www.timewarptoys.com/taffy.jpg

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 9 November 2003 00:01 (twenty years ago) link

Bedside table drawer, with the other ones.

Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Sunday, 9 November 2003 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.cse.iitb.ac.in/~satwik/title.gif

s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 9 November 2003 01:32 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.cityofdogs.com/moocows1.jpg

sucka (sucka), Sunday, 9 November 2003 02:35 (twenty years ago) link

106. in the hand of the Man that stills the water

Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 9 November 2003 02:42 (twenty years ago) link

107. in joe pantolinato's bananna pudding

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 03:01 (twenty years ago) link

don't or he'll never stop shouting!! oh wait

jones (actual), Sunday, 9 November 2003 03:06 (twenty years ago) link

haiku takes the lead!

Aaron A., Sunday, 9 November 2003 03:11 (twenty years ago) link

108. In the custody of Hanle y.

j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 9 November 2003 03:32 (twenty years ago) link

109: in a 1971 Porsche 914

http://www.99sites.com/CarSites/currentcars/2633021.jpg

nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 9 November 2003 03:44 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.kowloontraders.com/images/cft1.jpg

mookieproof (mookieproof), Sunday, 9 November 2003 06:04 (twenty years ago) link

in a box

http://funideas.com/images/product/gag_gift/large/re004.jpg

Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 9 November 2003 06:45 (twenty years ago) link

Most unnecessary slogan ever.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 9 November 2003 06:52 (twenty years ago) link

But oh the creamy alfredo sauce.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 9 November 2003 06:53 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.dusansmetana.com/bass.jpg

sucka (sucka), Sunday, 9 November 2003 07:18 (twenty years ago) link

113. Davy Jones' locker

Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 9 November 2003 07:19 (twenty years ago) link

114. Peter Tork's locker

Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 9 November 2003 07:20 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.compleatgamester.com/pages/carnival/clown.gif

sucka (sucka), Sunday, 9 November 2003 07:21 (twenty years ago) link

Inside the precious little indie rock girl standing by me at tonight's show.

Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Sunday, 9 November 2003 07:32 (twenty years ago) link

In a glassine envelope.

Sean (Sean), Sunday, 9 November 2003 09:11 (twenty years ago) link

Layna wins. (then dear haikunym)

A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 9 November 2003 10:58 (twenty years ago) link

What do I win???? (A new, extra-sparkly one I hope I hope!)

Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Sunday, 9 November 2003 11:21 (twenty years ago) link

i'm surprised a mockery "places to put your vagina" thread hasn't popped up

Vic (Vic), Sunday, 9 November 2003 12:24 (twenty years ago) link

"in the kitchen where it belongs"

nate detritus is only PRETENDING to be misogynist, settle down (natedetritus), Sunday, 9 November 2003 14:38 (twenty years ago) link

In a pop song (esp. if your name is Momus).

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:28 (twenty years ago) link

nobody noticed that I miscounted the number of Foo Fighters in that pic.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

unless you feel one of them has an extra place to put your penis that the others don't.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 9 November 2003 17:42 (twenty years ago) link

duh, in their deliciously wacky videos

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 9 November 2003 18:10 (twenty years ago) link

where NOT to put your penis, sometimes:

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=3777048

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:00 (twenty years ago) link

Another place to not put it.

j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:10 (twenty years ago) link

What, exactly, is the clinical term for "Fear of Staple-guns?"

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:16 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.foxvalleyferret.com/haha.jpg

penelope (penelope), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:31 (twenty years ago) link

in a well-greased speaker cone

Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 06:57 (twenty years ago) link

microhouse?

Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 10 November 2003 07:16 (twenty years ago) link

Am I alone in not wanting to follow links while at work in a thread with a title like this?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:52 (twenty years ago) link

Nope

smee (smee), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:53 (twenty years ago) link

Box of dry spaghetti.

Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:54 (twenty years ago) link

tub of wet spaghetti

(oh so squishy)

Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:56 (twenty years ago) link

armpit

Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:01 (twenty years ago) link

On the dresser so Method Man can bang that shit with a spiked bat BLAGOW!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:10 (twenty years ago) link

Nice Wu reference. Definate ouch though.

Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:11 (twenty years ago) link

To Blowhole: http://www.dolphinsex.org/

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 10 November 2003 18:56 (twenty years ago) link

jabba looks pretty constipated there.

Chris Hungus (Chris V), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:39 (twenty years ago) link

ten months pass...
revive¡

130: in the collective unconscious

dysøn (dyson), Saturday, 11 September 2004 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

ahh my legacy...

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 11 September 2004 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link


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