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i wish becky lucas was my girlfriend

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 13 January 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Most of us wish she was your girlfriend, Mickey.

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 13 January 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

(only kidding, I just couldn't ignore the - and this is probably a little unfortunate considering the thread content - open goal)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't get it

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

You're a creep, is what he's trying to say.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

open goal and he still missed the shot

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

why would most of ilx wish a creep like me had a girlfriend who wanted anal sex? do you guys wish for the best for me? i had no idea

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

(p.s. not really interested in anal sex at all. just making dumb joke.)

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

BECAUSE BECKY LUCAS ACTUALLY WAS A 40 YEAR OLD MAN WHO TROLLED ILX EVEN MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE WITH REALLY GRAPHIC SEX THREADS. Jesus, Mickey, do keep up with your kind :(

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

oh sorry jaymc

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaahaha

― a puppy holding a miller high life bottle (unclejessjess), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

why would most of ilx wish a creep like me had a girlfriend who wanted anal sex?
So that your line comes to an end?

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

poor mickey, whetstone to ILX's collective wit

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

projecting some?

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I just couldn't help myself when I saw the gaping opportunity for a cheap shot, but now I'm going to gently remove myself from this thread before something ruptures. Don't move!

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm getting sick of all this personal bashing and fever for bad zings

it's like mickey is an a capella group and ilx is rolling 20 deep

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm getting sick of all this personal bashing and fever for bad zings

otm

becky lucas had a thread where s/he said s/he loved me for no apparent reason.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Apologies for the zinging and bashing.

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 13 January 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Stan, you're one of the last people on this forum I'd genuinely accuse of bearing any malice. :-)

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Saturday, 13 January 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear diary, today I received a compliment on a thread about buttholes. (still, thanks!)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 13 January 2007 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

HEY YOU GAIS somewhere i posted that i found (don't know where, don't know why, anymore!) mrs. b3cky luc4s on another board talking with lol tolhurst about the problems of her sex life with her husband (the "nik" in her address, apparently).

it was like one of those dreams where someone you went to school with and the turtle-woman from the "true faith" video are butchering a rabbit in your bathroom and you're like "morning guys, can i brush my teeth a second? thx"

― geoff (gcannon), Saturday, 13 January 2007 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm getting sick of all this personal bashing and fever for bad zings
otm

No, no, no, it's O T F M. Sheesh, you people.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 13 January 2007 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

are we sure that Louis Jagger, Hoosteen and Mickey aren't the same person?

― milo z (mlp), Sunday, 14 January 2007 00:23 (seventeen years ago) link

otm

― critique de la vie quotidienne (Haberdager), Sunday, 14 January 2007 00:25 (seventeen years ago) link

QED

― Luke Slater (Alan Bean), Sunday, 14 January 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I know I know the answer to the original question, but for some reason I'm drawing a blank.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 14 January 2007 03:06 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...

Revive just because... Also because I've only been recently introduced to the B3cky Luc4s thread.

― kv_nol, Friday, 25 May 2007 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Iwasn'tgointobe (Cozen) :S

― RJG, Saturday, 26 May 2007 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link

see: I have, like, many gay friends on ILX

― Stevie D, Saturday, 26 May 2007 00:18 (sixteen years ago) link

are we sure that Louis Jagger, Hoosteen and Mickey aren't the same person?
-- milo z (mlp), Sunday, January 14, 2007 12:23 AM (4 months ago)

we are discovered

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 26 May 2007 01:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Run Hoos, Drive your Steentrain away!

― kv_nol, Saturday, 26 May 2007 01:35 (sixteen years ago) link

hay, that's a Bob Seger song!

― kingfish, Saturday, 26 May 2007 07:11 (sixteen years ago) link

five years pass...

(Though maybe I'll have lost weight by then. Or been buttfucked. I know which is more likely sigh.)

The amount of pathos in this sentence is astonishing, all things considering.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, January 27, 2003 12:38 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― borscht and bikinis (how's life), Saturday, 13 October 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

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