pollette seat up?

a'ite jerks i get it.
stop hatin let's move on.
the results are exactly what i thought they would be.
womenz need and want the toilet seat down so they can do they bizness.
and when i leave it up my gurl gives me hell
thus the poll.

If you put the seat *and* the lid down, it keeps the alligators from crawling out.

hey, why do you keep alligators in yr toilet? seems a good method to get yr ass bitten off.

It seems rather unfair on the alligators, all things considered.

Furthermore, it seems a trifle excessive to accuse me of hating. Hate is such a violent impulse, and I'm afraid I wasn't overly moved at all. Perhaps mildly amused? I digress. I believe we were discussing alligators. As you were.

oh brother.

I see Mr. Churchill has been practising his eye rolls. This is good, albeit limited, exercise, on the order of lifting shot glasses to one's mouth. Myself, I have been practising curling my toes, in case I ever need to perform any of Harry Houdini's tricks on short notice.

I wonder if one ever gets plenty of advance warning that one'll be required to escape from a safe underwater. It'd be handy to know.