The Michael Mann poll

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I like the insider but my least favorite parts are those really random bits of slo-mo that I have nobody but Mann to blame for.

da croupier, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Eazy is right about the first bit of 'ali', i had forgotten.

What makes The Insider one of his worst? I'm curious.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, August 29, 2007 5:19 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

it's not bad at being dull & worthy, it has more panache than, say, 'erin brockovich', but it doesn't have the main things you want from mann -- which 'miami vice' has in spades.

cranked up moments of melodrama and visual excess and minimalist dialogue, is what i mean.

and again what eazy said -- i was more hooked by the real-world shit in 'miami vice' than the 'oh wow did u know big tobacco r evil?' stuff in 'the insider'.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link

it's not bad at being dull & worthy, it has more panache than, say, 'erin brockovich', but it doesn't have the main things you want from mann -- which 'miami vice' has in spades.

cranked up moments of melodrama and visual excess and minimalist dialogue, is what i mean.

ok, say again: u mad?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 29 August 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link

ranked up moments of melodrama and visual excess and minimalist dialogue, is what i mean.

The Insider (and Erin Brockovich) don't have these?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link

i still think farrell was doing a george w. bush impression in miami vice

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

the insider is scene after scene of melodrama and someone JUST complained that the visual excess is what they DON'T like about the movie. this thread is insane.

guys, michael mann is tony scott with pretentiousness. i'm not sure why he's treated so seriously while other action directors are regarded so lowly on ilx, but seriously miami vice was a piece of shit.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 29 August 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

There's taking sides and then there's which way is up.

Eazy, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link

the melodrama in 'the insider' wasn't life-or-death enough. but i can't talk rationally about mann.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link

the insider was way more entertaining than miami vice! it was fun to watch, miami vice was just like >:| and also jamie foxx's chinpubes were pissing me off.

cankles, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

apart from more herc-from-the-wire at the start, there's no big difference.

Nah, there were other differences. It's been six months since I saw the DVD, but I remember him adding more explanation and story to different parts and it doesn't work very well.

milo z, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link

The scene where Tubbs's wife receives a big bouquet of flowers right after he meets with the folks in Haiti is one that I think was missing from the original run.

Eazy, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link

guys, michael mann is tony scott with pretentiousness.

lol i can't really argue with this but then again tony scott is kind of awesome to me too

i'm surprised mohicans isnt getting more love! it is goofy as hell but so are most of these, and also it has MAGUA. and a dude who says "KAN-TUCK-EE." and they fight with big hockey stick thingies.

cankles, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Mohicans would be second on my list!

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link

mohicans is what i voted for.

, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link

man now i need to buy the studio cut of 'miami vice'. the first hour of that film, right up to farrell and gong li going to cuba, is my favourite film ever at the moment.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link

You guys are all cocks, Ally included, for having and trying to impress your reactionary and stodgy aesthetics -- like the ending of a film matters??? -- personally upon me as the lot of you are deleted from ILX and replaced by 1000 cankles (who is OTM) clones.

Leee, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 23:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Smoke a cigarette, dude.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Smoke a cock, bro. ^_^

Leee, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 23:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Light my fag end.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link

:D

river wolf, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link

ps ally comparing michael mann to tony scott is o_O

have you seen Domino? incomprehensible bullshit
man on fire? crazy looking, jumpy bullshit with WORdS ON THE SCREEN wtf

river wolf, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Man on Fire was terrible.

But the Denzel time bending bullshit one was p sweet.

W4LTER, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Walken's quote from Man On Fire, something like " death is his art, and he's about to paint his masterpiece"

So very o_O

W4LTER, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link

tony scott:michael mann::buffy fanfic:h.p. lovecraft

max, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link

tony scott:michael mann::talking to a 3 year old:talking to a 16 year old

max, Thursday, 30 August 2007 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link

tony scott:michael mann::banana:plantain

max, Thursday, 30 August 2007 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link

tony scott:michael mann::FUCK YOU

cankles, Thursday, 30 August 2007 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Mohicans is awesome, even with that poorly handled scene where the French officer talks to Magua

F.O.: Sup Magua
MAGUA: Magua hates the White Hair because blah blah blah blah blah
F.O.: Dude, I was just askin' wussup. le chill.

Fantastic ending though. DDL kickin' ass with muskets, chick kills herself, Wes Studi in general.

Also, "I face north and turn left real quick like"

Don't get the Tony Scott thing though. Mann apes Le Samourai and we get the fantastic Collateral. What would happen if Scott were to do so?

Gukbe, Thursday, 30 August 2007 02:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Wes Studi should be in every movie, ever.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 30 August 2007 02:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Alfred, your gay bits cannot abide by my Promethean fire that burns so white hot you can see your reflection in it!!!!

Leee, Thursday, 30 August 2007 02:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Wes Studi should be in every movie, ever.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, August 30, 2007 2:45 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Somebody should do a Wes Studi poll, though part of me wonders whether it will just descend into Mystery Men quotations.

Gukbe, Thursday, 30 August 2007 02:54 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah wes studi is a pimp. otm about the ending sequence too, just music and wacking dudes with hockey sticks

cankles, Thursday, 30 August 2007 03:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I was thinking earlier tonight how it would be really hard to find a good birthday present for Michael Mann.

Eazy, Thursday, 30 August 2007 04:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Which is not the case for Nancy Meyers.

Eric H., Thursday, 30 August 2007 04:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Nancy Meyers, an Aveda basket would do the job.

Eazy, Thursday, 30 August 2007 04:44 (sixteen years ago) link

By the way, the latest Nike commercial featuring LaDainian Tomlinson was directed by Mann. Makes me think that Any Given Sunday would've been great in his hands.

Wookie Rookie, Friday, 31 August 2007 08:41 (sixteen years ago) link

tony scott:michael mann::talking to a 3 year old:talking to a 16 year old

-- max, Thursday, August 30, 2007 1:00 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

oh snap

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 31 August 2007 08:56 (sixteen years ago) link

LOTM and Manhunter are awesome, particularly LOTM which battles with Roger Rabbit to be my favourite film ever. Miami Vice SuXoR, haven't seen the others.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 31 August 2007 11:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Thanks, Wookie. Nice ad.

Eazy, Friday, 31 August 2007 15:57 (sixteen years ago) link

http://filmfanatic.org/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/cOX.JPG

Would you, uh, like to leave me your home phone number, Will?

Joe, Saturday, 1 September 2007 03:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Do you know how you caught me, Will?

Joe, Saturday, 1 September 2007 03:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Two words:

LA Takedown

Girolamo Savonarola, Saturday, 8 September 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Missed this. 'Heat' ages so well, it deserves this, even though I agree the ending is weak, and I hated it the first time I saw it. 'L.A. Plays Itself' notes some blatant mistakes of local geography, but the whole cool-cops-vs.-cool-bad-guys thing you either love or hate.

'Ali' read like a great script when it was excerpted in Vanity Fair, but so much of what was supposed to be going on in those scenes was internal to his character that you wondered how it could be filmed, and of course it turned out it couldn't.

I could not, for one second, believe Tom Cruise as a hitman in 'Collateral,' so that was pretty much a beautiful wash for me.

Pete Scholtes, Saturday, 8 September 2007 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

x-post

Yeah, need to track it down:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097700/

Pete Scholtes, Saturday, 8 September 2007 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link

uhhh no you dont

, Saturday, 8 September 2007 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link

OK WHO VOTED FOR ALI

jhøshea, Saturday, 8 September 2007 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Hey, I spent an hour at the Museum of Contemporary Art's bookstore today reading this Taschen coffee-table book on Michael Mann's films.

Eazy, Saturday, 8 September 2007 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Wow, I never realised Thief was Michael Mann. It's way better than most of that shite. I'll take James Caan over post-1980 Al Pacino every day of the week.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 9 September 2007 13:15 (sixteen years ago) link


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