Nice to see Rooney representing for male pattern baldness sufferers.
― Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 October 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
and ferrety beard wearers
― Local Garda, Saturday, 11 October 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
he's gonna look like john mccririck in 20 years
― Annoying Display Name (blueski), Saturday, 11 October 2008 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link
I see Wales are sticking it to the Liechtensteiners.
― Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 October 2008 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link
FOUR-AT
― Annoying Display Name (blueski), Saturday, 11 October 2008 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link
I DON'T RECALL THIS GAME IN MUNICH YOU MENTION CLIVE....I DON'T RECALL IT.
― Local Garda, Saturday, 11 October 2008 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link
same scoreline and everything!
― Annoying Display Name (blueski), Saturday, 11 October 2008 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link
i mean sure it was 0-0 in Munich until the last minute but still
― Annoying Display Name (blueski), Saturday, 11 October 2008 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link
hope it stays 0-0 in Kiev
― Annoying Display Name (blueski), Saturday, 11 October 2008 18:08 (fifteen years ago) link
a game you may just remember ... seven years ago ... two years after that magical night in Barcelona ... and four years before that amazing night of drama in Istanbul
― the pinefox, Saturday, 11 October 2008 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link
That was the worst 5-1 victory I have ever seen. Stevie Me is a serial international bottler and should never play in an England shirt ever again.
However, Shaun Wright-Phillips shoulder-barging a Kazakhstan player off the ball = classic to the power of 100.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link
not sure how much of that was to do with SWP tho
if it had been 1 or 2-0 at half-time maybe it probably wouldn't be seen as a bad performance. i'd take a showing like that in Belarus if it meant a win by just one goal (as long as i can just watch the highlights).
― Annoying Display Name (blueski), Saturday, 11 October 2008 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link
It's good the national team can still lift us at this time of international turmoil. Although it may be moot if we get thrown out of the competition due to military action in Iceland.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link
It's not like you're us, and IN THE SAME GROUP AS THEM.
― aldo, Saturday, 11 October 2008 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Shame this isn't an actual league, "you're going down with your bankers" has a nice ring to it.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link
fucking steven gerrard lost the ball attempting a stupid hollywood pass i don't know how many times, he is a waste of fucking space
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Sunday, 12 October 2008 12:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Wayne Rooney is now almost as good as he was in 2004.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link
steven gerrard no longer a waste of space altho LOL haha
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Before anyone jumps on me with a 'yeah its only Belarus' I'm counting recent Man United performances as well. Lets just ride the good times until that inevitable New Year career-ruining injury by Some Loser From Stoke.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE:
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45112000/jpg/_45112489_rooney466_282pa.jpg
http://ns25552.ovh.net/~nofatcli/daddy/cometodaddy.jpg
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link
He was a bit thinner when he was chatting up the old grannies eh?
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link
http://ronanfitzgerald.net/random%20stuff/COMETOROON.jpg
― Local Garda, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Stevie G - my tasty hero again
― the pinefox, Thursday, 16 October 2008 00:03 (fifteen years ago) link
i think a decent keeper would have saved steven gerrard's shot fairly comfortably
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Thursday, 16 October 2008 00:08 (fifteen years ago) link
and probably wouldn't get rounded like 3 times
― ILX Systern (ken c), Thursday, 16 October 2008 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/7729516.stm
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 15 November 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Mancienne's a class act, pleased for him.
― Oreo SB'd Wagon (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 November 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I hope for your sake he's better than that other numptie you gave our country.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 15 November 2008 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Glad to see you're not holding onto a grudge there big guy.
(About that other thing we discussed a few weeks back - sorry to be so tardy, we went on holiday for a week and I've been a bit in La La Land since then. Will contact you with firm proposal this week, promise.)
― Oreo SB'd Wagon (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 November 2008 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Why on earth am I watching this? The only thing that interests me is the performance of Michael Carrick.
― Chopper Aristotle (Matt DC), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link
the war + nazis mentioned 19:51
― Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
1966 mentioned less than 1 min later
Where can I get a coat like Joachim Low's?
― Chopper Aristotle (Matt DC), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link
loal!
― Shacknasty (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Didn't realise Gomes was playing for Germany.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh and Jim, I will forgive the big fella when he scores a winner in a qualifying game, but til then that miss will forever remain in my memory.
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Now, come on, Kenny Miller's scored a few important goals for us...
― ailsa, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Carson to Spurs
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
THIS FUCKING BETTER BE PART OF SOME STUART PEARCE REDEMPTION NARRATIVE THING WHERE 37 YEAR OLD SCOTT WORK EXPERIENCE CARSON SAVES A PENALTY IN THE FUCKING WORLD CUP FINAL
AT LEAST BARRY CARRICK IS THE MOST OBNOXIOUSLY COMPOSED CENTRAL MIDFIELD PAIRING IMAGINABLE AY
― reggaeton shark (salsa shark), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Log out of your girlfriend's email account before posting, son.
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOOT HI IM CANADIAN EH
― reggaeton shark (salsa shark), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link
scottkeith.jpg
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Were Capello and Pearce arm in arm there?
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link
"far more penetrative up front"
― Fat Penne (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Well, Downing and Wright-Phillips have both had really good games. I don't think I'd ever realised just how physically strong SWP is, he's been riding challenges and keeping control of the ball really well all night.
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
[Lisa tears off a strip of wallpaper]Marge: Lisa, what are you doing? Lisa: Just trying to fill the void of random, meaningless destruction Bart's absence has left in our hearts. [Homer walks in; Lisa trips him]Marge: Oh, that's sweet, honey.
― The tit man from the hilarious 'Loudon Wainwright III' song (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link
England were... worthy winners, weren't they?
― The tit man from the hilarious 'Loudon Wainwright III' song (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Finally realised who Capello looks like too: Sully out of Sesame Street. Apologise if this has already been pointed out.
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/thumb/3/3c/Sully.jpg/300px-Sully.jpg
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 19 November 2008 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha great spot
― Cool Hand Tiller (onimo), Thursday, 20 November 2008 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link
England squad:Goalkeepers: Robert Green (West Ham), Joe Hart (Man City), David James (Portsmouth).Defenders: Wayne Bridge (Man City), Ashley Cole (Chelsea), Rio Ferdinand (Man Utd), Phil Jagielka (Everton), Glen Johnson (Portsmouth), John Terry (Chelsea), Matthew Upson (West Ham), Luke Young (Villa).Midfielders: David Beckham (LA Galaxy), Gareth Barry (Villa), Michael Carrick (Man Utd), Stewart Downing (Middlesbrough), Frank Lampard (Chelsea), James Milner (Villa), Shaun Wright-Phillips (Man City), Ashley Young (Villa).Forwards: Gabriel Agbonlahor (Villa), Carlton Cole (West Ham), Peter Crouch (Portsmouth), Emile Heskey (Villa).
― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, 7 February 2009 23:54 (fifteen years ago) link