Come anticipate Fabio Capello's two years as England manager with me

four words too many there.

England fans may be wishing Capello had fallen through a TRAPP door.

BORE-AT

ROO ARE YA

a goal using feet...just imagine it!

Nice to see Rooney representing for male pattern baldness sufferers.

and ferrety beard wearers

he's gonna look like john mccririck in 20 years

I see Wales are sticking it to the Liechtensteiners.

FOUR-AT

I DON'T RECALL THIS GAME IN MUNICH YOU MENTION CLIVE....I DON'T RECALL IT.

same scoreline and everything!

i mean sure it was 0-0 in Munich until the last minute but still

hope it stays 0-0 in Kiev

a game you may just remember ... seven years ago ... two years after that magical night in Barcelona ... and four years before that amazing night of drama in Istanbul

That was the worst 5-1 victory I have ever seen. Stevie Me is a serial international bottler and should never play in an England shirt ever again.

However, Shaun Wright-Phillips shoulder-barging a Kazakhstan player off the ball = classic to the power of 100.

not sure how much of that was to do with SWP tho

if it had been 1 or 2-0 at half-time maybe it probably wouldn't be seen as a bad performance. i'd take a showing like that in Belarus if it meant a win by just one goal (as long as i can just watch the highlights).

It's good the national team can still lift us at this time of international turmoil. Although it may be moot if we get thrown out of the competition due to military action in Iceland.

It's not like you're us, and IN THE SAME GROUP AS THEM.

Shame this isn't an actual league, "you're going down with your bankers" has a nice ring to it.

fucking steven gerrard lost the ball attempting a stupid hollywood pass i don't know how many times, he is a waste of fucking space

Wayne Rooney is now almost as good as he was in 2004.

steven gerrard no longer a waste of space altho LOL haha

Before anyone jumps on me with a 'yeah its only Belarus' I'm counting recent Man United performances as well. Lets just ride the good times until that inevitable New Year career-ruining injury by Some Loser From Stoke.

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45112000/jpg/_45112489_rooney466_282pa.jpg

http://ns25552.ovh.net/~nofatcli/daddy/cometodaddy.jpg

He was a bit thinner when he was chatting up the old grannies eh?

http://ronanfitzgerald.net/random%20stuff/COMETOROON.jpg

Stevie G - my tasty hero again

i think a decent keeper would have saved steven gerrard's shot fairly comfortably

and probably wouldn't get rounded like 3 times

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/7729516.stm

Mancienne's a class act, pleased for him.

I hope for your sake he's better than that other numptie you gave our country.

Glad to see you're not holding onto a grudge there big guy.

(About that other thing we discussed a few weeks back - sorry to be so tardy, we went on holiday for a week and I've been a bit in La La Land since then. Will contact you with firm proposal this week, promise.)

Why on earth am I watching this? The only thing that interests me is the performance of Michael Carrick.

the war + nazis mentioned 19:51

1966 mentioned less than 1 min later

Where can I get a coat like Joachim Low's?

loal!

Didn't realise Gomes was playing for Germany.

Oh and Jim, I will forgive the big fella when he scores a winner in a qualifying game, but til then that miss will forever remain in my memory.

I hope for your sake he's better than that other numptie you gave our country.

Now, come on, Kenny Miller's scored a few important goals for us...

Carson to Spurs

THIS FUCKING BETTER BE PART OF SOME STUART PEARCE REDEMPTION NARRATIVE THING WHERE 37 YEAR OLD SCOTT WORK EXPERIENCE CARSON SAVES A PENALTY IN THE FUCKING WORLD CUP FINAL

AT LEAST BARRY CARRICK IS THE MOST OBNOXIOUSLY COMPOSED CENTRAL MIDFIELD PAIRING IMAGINABLE AY

Log out of your girlfriend's email account before posting, son.

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOOT HI IM CANADIAN EH

scottkeith.jpg

Were Capello and Pearce arm in arm there?

"far more penetrative up front"

Well, Downing and Wright-Phillips have both had really good games. I don't think I'd ever realised just how physically strong SWP is, he's been riding challenges and keeping control of the ball really well all night.