zing

considering they're hiding the monster, I kind of think even if someone did figure it out, they'd immediately change what the monster is.

something's probably going to go down at Comic Con on Thursday.

-- jessie monster, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 5:50 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

wait, you think that a movie in the middle of production would just up and change a huge part of the movie the moment that someone on the internet figured out what it was going to be? or that they'd even be able to do such a thing? for someone named jessie monster you don't know shit about monsters.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 6:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

i was on my way to post that one haha

"English Literature: How do they do that?" by L0u1s J4gg3r.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 5:10 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Bikinis are pretty much overplayed, yah?

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:58 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

....edit

this thread is going to be 100% dudes posting because all the girls who would normally discuss this subject are over on the noize bored talking about how they don't like surmounter

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 11:36 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Mitch was great at a lot of those. What's he up to these days?

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, July 26, 2007 5:08 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

fighting apartheid.

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, July 26, 2007 5:10 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Louis I'm not trying to crow too much, and I don't even think the show is particularly great, but you have to admit it's a little hard to put much stock in the dismissive criticism of someone who just had a sitcom go over his head.

-- nabisco, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 7:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

This thread is so boring!

-- kenan, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:23 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

What are you looking for in your Freemasonry threads, kenan?

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:24 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

a HOOS zing stings twice as much

so wait... i'm still unsure of where you stand on this issue. do you or do you not think lazy white hipsters are white supremacists?????

-- am0n, Friday, July 27, 2007 3:58 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Alfred WTF. I love Fishscale, but are you really going to claim it's better than Supreme Clientele AND Ironman AND The Pretty Toney Album?

Yes.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:27 (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

maybe you should rescreen those before you say that

-- and what, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:31 (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Nice.

am0n i dont care but if you're going to post someone talking shit you usually post it on a thread about the person they're talking shit about.

-- deej, Thursday, April 12, 2007 6:32 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

is aaron lacrate not involved w/ hollertronix? i dunno, i dont follow this crap. maybe superfan deej will enlighten me

-- am0n, Thursday, April 12, 2007 6:37 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

Ned for the zing!

So, do you guys think this going to be the worst thread ever, or just in the top five?

-- John Justen, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Already in top 5

-- Herman G. Neuname, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Depends whether 5teve G0ldberg posts on it or not.

-- Ned Raggett, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Yeah, it doesn't get much better than that.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/Dennis_The_Menace.gif

Surmounter, I will not allow you to talk to me in Princespeak.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:27 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

uh insufferable snobs making labored zings

zzz

I LOL'd at Ethan's "rescreen" zing, but I don't have a problem with Alfred, who joined me for a lovely afternoon of drinking the other day.

i don't really have a problem with him either, except the supercilious attitude he drops for no reason

whether or not he's lovely has little to do with the fact that that isn't really much of a zing, dude.

You're right. I just liked that Surmounter was called out for his shorthand. Never mind.

u were just looking to be put in this thread, but i'll give it to you:

I am also having douchebaggy troubles with getting my stolen album to play. Won't import into iTunes, Windows Media Player won't have it, can't even import it into Audacity.

Any suggestions, anyone?

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 10:26 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yes. stop calling yourself 'BIG HOOS'.

-- ^@^, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 10:33 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

itunes + vista = suckfest

seriously. it took a half hour just to get the files onto my ipod. can't wait to get back home to my desktop.

-- funny farm, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

dear god, is there anything i can do for you? that free album download sounds harrowing.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:20 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

BIG CAMUS

-- am0n, Monday, July 23, 2007 1:17 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

aka the existeentialist

-- max, Monday, July 23, 2007 3:00 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

ok that's not a zing, dude

IT IS IF YOU'RE CAMUS, YO.

tom what the fuck are you talking about

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, August 1, 2007 7:29 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

our school has a table tennis club. Knights of the something table. I might join, even though 75% of the kids will be douches.

-- Tape Store, Friday, August 3, 2007

you'll fit right in then

-- am0n, Friday, August 3, 2007

dude, most girls between 16-24 own a copy

haha guess I'll have to verify this with my "agents in the field"

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, August 3, 2007 5:55 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that is the creepiest thing i've read on ilx today

-- ghost rider, Friday, August 3, 2007 5:56 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and i read kenan's posts on the high heels thread

-- ghost rider, Friday, August 3, 2007 5:56 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I know many a straight guy willing to throw down on the comedy subject of how massive his dick is.

apologies in advance, but is this a "black thing"?

-- kenan, Saturday, August 4, 2007 2:17 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Good job, Kenan.

-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 4, 2007 2:22 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

You are a beacon.

-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 4, 2007 2:22 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

HOOS i knew we were fam

-- Wrinklepaws, Saturday, August 4, 2007 5:33 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

u_u

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, August 4, 2007 5:35 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Oldie but good:

I love how the photo is EVERYTHING bad about America all in one place: icky summer clothes, fat ankles, mirrored pseudo-Vuarnet shades, people wearing flag shit, spelling errors and misplaced patriotism. All worn by what appears to be an off-duty Embers management trainee.

-- suzy (suzy), Monday, 10 April 2006 23:39 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
i dunno it was missing america's smug expatriate self-hatred of its own working class until now

-- +++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 23:43 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

It is odd but unsurprising that no one but me said anything to her about the "wigga" nonsense.

suzy would you care to etymologize your term 'wigga' for me

-- ++++++, Monday, April 10, 2006 2:56 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

back to zings---

Being a fast food employee isn't so bad, but living in your mom's basement means you can post on ILX all day. Keep saving for that caps lock key, Ethan!

-- Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, April 10, 2006 3:27 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

he's not the one with his own board on ilx dude

-- s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, April 10, 2006 3:28 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPF_dOSP7ig

i just really like that production aesthetic at the moment and sean kingston just makes me yearn for the glory days of sean paul being the sole american source of ja. vibes

-- deej, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:27 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

er sole source of ja. vibes in america

-- deej, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:34 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i thought you were signing off your posts "vibes"

-- s1ocki, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:39 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

more zing-bait from slocki:

I think it has something to do with intelligence, or lack thereof. An intelligent person would take no pleasure at all in hearing the same song more than say, roughly 6 times in a row.

-- Bimble, Monday, August 6, 2007 1:03 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

if you ever meet one, ask!

-- s1ocki, Monday, August 6, 2007 3:50 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Sonny Rollins is gay?

-- Tuomas, Monday, August 6, 2007 8:33 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Or are you talking about some other, inferior Rollins?

-- Tuomas, Monday, August 6, 2007 8:34 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i'll take your playful pretending that you don't know who henry rollins is to mean that you've clamped down on his manmeat.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, August 6, 2007 3:53 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

gold

Too late...I've sent a friend request! Prepare to feel my grandiloquence!

-- Just got offed, Saturday, August 4, 2007 8:39 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

Thank you, no.

-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 4, 2007 8:40 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

COLD

Wow.

Oh come on, Ned threatened to kill LJ in cold blood with his bare hands before, that's nothing.

ahaha ned zings are in a class all their own

it's like getting slapped by kindly papa smurf

its almost heartbreaking when you put it that way

ahaha ned zings are in a class all their own

THE REASON YOU BLEEDIN IS YOU DISRESPECTED A DEMON

ned vs lj grandiloquence-off: nein danke.

i dunno, ned definitely seems to have some buried rage