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wilter, Sunday, 6 September 2009 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Ponting retires from international Twenty20s, undermines dignity by namechecking club sides:

"While I will no longer be available for Australian Twenty20 cricket, I look forward to playing with Tasmania's KFC Big Bash team where possible and to fulfilling my contract with the Kolkata Knight Riders in the Indian Premier League."

Ismael Klata, Monday, 7 September 2009 09:21 (fourteen years ago) link

ODIs is the only type of Cricket that matters.

They don't call it ODI Match Special.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Got to love those Tasmanian KFC Big Bash guys, good on you Punter.

Neil S, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:13 (fourteen years ago) link

If KBP were awake, he'd tell you that KFC Big Bash is the pinnacle of Australian culture

kevision questler (country matters), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link

...and he'd probably be right

kevision questler (country matters), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Nah, it's beer snakes during an ODI match.

Good night!

Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Good night!

kevision questler (country matters), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Why does Shah get anywhere near any England squads? He's the worst player ever to play for England in recent times. Cant believe there was actual morons who campaigned for him to get a chance. He's fucking useless.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link

TS: Kenny Miller vs Owais Shah

kevision questler (country matters), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Scottish football vs English one-day cricket

kevision questler (country matters), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Ponting retires from international Twenty20s, undermines dignity by namechecking club sides:

man you should see some of the corny as fuk advertisements he's on on australian tv -_-

wilter, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

so yuh that doesn't surprise me

wilter, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

The kids in Mumbai are right, Test matches are old hat. ODIs are back! THREE-NIL!!!

Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 10 September 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Cameron White should stay in at No. 3 btw. Ricky can have the rest of the tour off.

Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 10 September 2009 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Please, folks, a big hand for your Natwest Series winners!!

Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 13 September 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Shah hits form!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 27 September 2009 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

hell freezes over too

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 27 September 2009 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

pigs in the sky celebrating Owais Shah

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 27 September 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link

out for 98..

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 27 September 2009 15:00 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf england, a win again and SA are out!

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 27 September 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

how the fuck did this happen lol

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 27 September 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

never in doubt

Jarlrmai, Sunday, 27 September 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

sting in the TAIL

kell surprise (country matters), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

nice to see a bit of fight from england. gonna have to take early wkts though or its in vein

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

vein?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

i know what i meant

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

would help if we knew how to run between the wickets etc etc

anyway, will require good bowling now

kell surprise (country matters), Friday, 2 October 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

omg worcestershire just signed SHAKIB AL HASAN

this makes me so happy it is unreal

also India are getting mashed at home after winning the toss XD

a used up cumrag who now plays NFL for the Bengals (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:14 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

He's the man, but I'd dispute the Beeb's assertion that he's the finest batsman to have played the game.

Neil S, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link

was going to bump this thread actually, and echo neil's sentiments

joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Agreed. Not really suggesting him as an alternative, but I saw some footage of Archie Jackson last year - Scottish born Australian batsman, contemporary with Bradman. Died v young of tuberculosis.

Not only was extraordinarily graceful and athletic, lithe almost, but he looked completely different to every other batsman for the reason, easy to discern to the modern eye, that he looked, to the degree that this is commensurate with grace/athleticism etc, looked like a batsman of today.

Extraordinary to watch and curiously moving.

'virgin' should be 'wizard' (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 25 February 2010 09:41 (fourteen years ago) link

tried to watch the highlights of this on youtube. damn, the BBCI works fast.

jabba hands, Thursday, 25 February 2010 09:48 (fourteen years ago) link

*BCCI. anyway there's one clip of the celebrations set to some boshing music.

jabba hands, Thursday, 25 February 2010 09:49 (fourteen years ago) link

IPL is live on ITV4 this year...interesting

queen of the rapping scene (acoleuthic), Thursday, 4 March 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

In this warm-up game instead of the conventional method of trying to bowl Bangladesh out so they can bat again, England have gone the other route and tried to give them as many runs as possible to encourage them to declare so we can bat again. Isn't this, ah, rather an interesting take on competitive sport? I mean, I know these warm-up games are often just contrived ways of giving a side match practice but 111 off 5 overs for Cook (bowling this is)? 78 off 4 for Carberry? What the hell kind of practice is this anyway?

'virgin' should be 'wizard' (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 07:54 (fourteen years ago) link

it's only a warm-up game

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 10:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, maybe, still pretty shoddy I think. Bit patronising to Bangladesh as well, several Test players in there and it's a warm up game for them as well.

'virgin' should be 'wizard' (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 10:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i gotta say, my problem with it is minimal, although maybe some of the stronger nations wouldn't have resorted to such tactics...cook is a new captain

good game for tredwell and trott, not to mention raqibul, who i'd written off

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 10:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Fair enough. Not worried about KP either, he usually rises to big occasions and has occasionally failed to rise to smaller ones. Tho he might well be concerned i suppose.

'virgin' should be 'wizard' (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 10:42 (fourteen years ago) link

drop him and play steven davies imo

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 10:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47445000/jpg/_47445447_sp_466.jpg

What did these guys actually do? The quotes makes it sound most heinous: "For the shameful act of Shahid Afridi, which has brought the game and country into disrepute, he be fined Rs3m", etc.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 10:10 (fourteen years ago) link

its sad, he tried to eat the ball :(

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 10:10 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah he tampered with the ball - poor form but it happens, but openly chewing on the ball is a bit much!

if the PCB have a spine they should also ban inzamam ul-haq from holding any position there - he's been doing a fair bit of the destabilising himself with a view to getting the coaching job, apparently

put your glans up for Detroit (haitch), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 10:33 (fourteen years ago) link

lol ok the IPL is all on Youtube

oh shit sorry another useless post (acoleuthic), Saturday, 13 March 2010 11:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Glad we got Tamin out (he was dropped twice) but that was a brilliant knock. I think the pressure of trying to become only the 5th batsman ever to get a century before lunch got to him. Well done Tredwell getting his 1st wicket.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 20 March 2010 05:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Would have liked to have seen him getting his century tbh. Especially since the decision looked a bit dodgy.

porn mirth pig (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 20 March 2010 07:47 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^agreed

interesting day's play. sadly for bangladesh i fear their bowlers will once more be shown up horrendously

12 monkeys of sex (acoleuthic), Saturday, 20 March 2010 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link


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