DEAR TOM BRADY

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Just imagine the shit-storm if this was Vick.

― leavethecapital, Friday, 9 March 2007 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link

david there's a difference between knocking a couple of women up (brady) and knocking a couple of women around (peter). there's also a huge difference between courting a known free-agent malcontent (moss) and keeping the best player on team if not division on the field (brady). kraft didn't become a billionaire by not knowing that some people are more important to an organization than others. that's why ty law wasn't cut when he got caught smuggling X across the canadian border but dejuan cherry was 86'ed before he was bailed out of jail.

horseshoe, i went out before the news came on last night but i saw that the local abc and fox affiliates were both featuring the brady story in the teases for their broadcasts, did you happen to see what they said?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

on brady v. vick behavior:

i'm certainly no friend of brady, but recklessly impregnating two women of arguably equal star power is qualitatively different than recklessly infecting a groupie w/ herpes.

― j.q higgins, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm kinda surprised that CK actually answered my stupid question seriously!

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

btw - BONER FOR MORALITY sounds like it would be a million seller for ray stevens.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Listen, we are dancing around the issue here. Belichick is responsible for everything- leee's job, this board, Brady's bastardization of an entire continent. EVERY DAMN THING.

It makes me mad.

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck him! But don't forget the IUD!

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

or the raincoat!

― j.q higgins, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i saw that the local abc and fox affiliates were both featuring the brady story in the teases for their broadcasts, did you happen to see what they said?

no, unfortunately. :(

― horseshoe, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Raincoat? What, does humping Mr. MVP end up turning into some fucked-up scene from a Miike film?

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

no, he's just so potent and virile that the uh, "moment of truth" is like a gallagher show or something.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I imagine Belichick's moment of truth to be like a Steven Wright show.

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

ok well this is the worst conversation we've had yet

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, after i read that i was kind of ashamed of myself and now i wish i could take a shower.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i have a weird craving for green beans and garlic anything.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

If this is worse than art shell ass pockets then stop the world I want to get off.

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

The local Thai place serves a garlic and green bean dish called "The Lonely Beans" ;_;

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

green beans and garlic anything

OK I know what cookies are, but this?

― Leee, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, i know it's friday on ilx but please let's not start on the cookies thing.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm too hungover to properly savor a good cookie right now anyway.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

that's bullshit

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

PROPERLY savor it, i didn't say i wouldn't savor it at all but i have one of those all over bodyache hangovers.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

HI I HAVE NEW PICTURES ON FLICKR ALLY PLS PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/03/katsknockedup-thumb.jpg

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

lol pussy oven

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i like the drummer photo but i would what with my drummer thing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

the effect it is a trick i learned from Gordon Parks!

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

...or stole, having seen examples done by gordon parks.

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i only get that trick when i'm drunk and totally fuck up zooming on the camera by zooming maniacally while actually clicking the, uh, button like a retarded person. is that gordon parks's trick as well?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i think he was into temperance and sensibilty ;_;

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

god what a downer. crossing him off my party invite list.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

good coz he's dead ;_;

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

that hasn't stopped me from inviting ppl to a party before, dude.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

RIP

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

lolleritis

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

goddamn i was hoping that said "lollertits"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i demand that paris hilton's new insulting name for lilo be "lollertits"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Tits McGillicutty

(just wanted to post that)

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

We set our tits ahead one hour tommorrow.

;_;

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god wait we have to do that tomorrow? shit.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, we lose one hour of tits

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i guess i better make tonight count then

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously, this whole spring ahead BS should take place on a Friday, around 4:30pm

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

OTMFM

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, we lose one hour of tits

revolutions have been launched over less.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

tom brady has launched over less

― brownie, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

tom brady has launched over tits for less

(just wanted to post that)

― David R., Friday, 9 March 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

guys we should stop saying tits.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 9 March 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

knockers?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

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