BAD DATES. :(

the last guy i met at a wedding had the most retarded tattoo i had ever seen (WHICH WAS HIDDEN AT WEDDING SO I HAD NO IDEA) and then wouldn't shut up about new age bullshit on our date.

i asked sister about groomsmen and she said they are all married or dnw :(

x-post jon, better from the guy's point of view than the girl's. on account of all the gays and hot chicks.

xxpost
Did he have a sensitive guy ponytail?

i got stood up last night. ;_;

that was a first for me.

augh worst

grad skool was super good for dates
thesis writing not good for dates
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does ok cupid even still exist??
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that sucks, k

no! there was no way of knowing this guy was into crazy sensitive guy bullshit at all otherwise i would've been dnw. he also waited until date to reveal the fact that his last name was W0NKA

okay how is that anything less than awesome

guys sparkmatch was really the best

hahaha!
xpost

i met a guy here who exclusivley dated women on vacation that he met while surfing.

xp lol w0nka

jess when you are a lady you need to take into account gentleman caller's last names esp if you are deciding between multiple ppl.

and i'm sorry but ally w0nka

I MISS SPARKSMATCH

OMG ALLY WONKA

i mean uh W0NKA

though i blame sparkmatch for summer of bummers guy eh...

yeah i dunno why i'm googleproofing that

wtf is "sparksmatch"

ok it's happy hour and taco time. later dudes.

tehresa, aren't weddings supposed to be good places to find dates?

I've always heard this. On account of the fact that everyone is feeling insane and given access to unlimited alcohol.

sparkmatch was a social networking site started by thespark before it became cliffsnotes 2.0

okcupid is where i found dude who will be my wedding gaydate (cuet CT metalhead music writer dude)

i'm pretty sure sparkmatch was bought out, then the ppl who made sparkmatch went on to develop okcupid

i thought it was when you hooked up with someone drunk on sparks

"your kisses taste like pez"

i should have tried to make a "sparksmatch" in the vip d-bags area on saturday

i want lots of drugs and alcohol.

good 2nd date = mustard tasting

is that a euphemism?

i'll never tell

"your kisses taste like dijon"

gross

i shudder to think what w0nka's tattoo was

gobstopping

it said "destiny" in swirly gay-ass letters, i kid you not, it's like he got airbrushed at the t-shirt booth in the elizabeth mall or something.

haha

god i am so glad i dont have any tattoos

haha
ok now we need to know where it was i think

^strongo otm

THIGH

tho guys always like chix with awful tattoos

i have basically had hundreds and hundreds of terrible dates, it's probably good that i was removed from the market

i shudder to think what stupid stuff i would have thought was "poetic" or "important" to permanently scar myself with when i was 20

xxpost yeah i know

tho guys always like chix with awful tattoos

-- bell_labs

RONG

i knew a girl who had an ex who had a tattoo of the boy scout fleur de lis, but inside it was the dave matthew's band dancing thing logo.

i do vaguely regret never getting the admiral akbar tattoo

i have a fleur de lis

no boy scouts or dmb though

I V STRONGLY REGRET JESS NOT GETTING THAT ADMIRAL AKBAR