Calvin Harris should stop making music immediately

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i like his production for seb/roisin's "off & on" much more than i like "dance wiv me"

Keaney Tong, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 22:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

I just noticed Dizzee confessing that he'll "feel like a wally" if he doesn't pursue this girl - how can you hate that?

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 10 July 2008 13:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

thought this said Calvin Johnson at first, thought "well, i agree, but it's too late now, isn't it?"

some dude, Thursday, 10 July 2008 13:38 (nine years ago) Permalink

I still like "Dance Wiv Me".

zeus, Thursday, 10 July 2008 15:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

dont mind this song anymore but the hook lets it down a lot.

titchyschneiderMk2, Thursday, 10 July 2008 16:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

ned YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME - this guy is opening up for MBV in LA??!?!?!

a fucking travesty.

BATTAGS, Friday, 11 July 2008 04:01 (nine years ago) Permalink

The album's success led to him working with the likes of Sophie Ellis-Bextor and Kylie Minogue, for whom he wrote the forthcoming single In My Arms in his bedroom on a 15-year-old computer.

does this blurb annoy anyone else as much as it annoys me?

rockapads, Friday, 11 July 2008 04:15 (nine years ago) Permalink

Raw Patrick, Friday, 11 July 2008 07:41 (nine years ago) Permalink

... for whom he wrote (insert song title here) for (Insert answer here) on a notepad he nicked from school twenty two years ago!

Mark G, Friday, 11 July 2008 09:13 (nine years ago) Permalink

i think this bears repeating:

"They have offered about £750 in compensation," said the spokeswoman.

"You can't really put a price on something like a new record."

Er, around £750 then? Also, hahaha that's fuck-all.

CharlieNo4, Friday, 11 July 2008 12:14 (nine years ago) Permalink

Dope zinging from British Airways officials, there.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 11 July 2008 12:17 (nine years ago) Permalink

i think it's kinda funny how calvin harris is all "give me praise! how come people aren't talking about my involvement in the new dizzee single!"
and it's like, well, cos no one likes you and we'd rather forget that you wrote some okay beats for once. plus dizzee's been reeling from his mercury music prize for so long, it's nice to see the fella doing well with one of his less-good singles.
whatever, i'm just bitter cos apparently i look like calvin harris.

horses, Friday, 11 July 2008 12:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

But he gets all the girls, he gets all the girls!
Yeah Calvin is pretty shocking but he's not as shocking as plenty of other artists. I say he should stop making music progressively and then quit altogether.

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

i went to a gig of his at the astoria earlier this year. it was SHOCKINGLY terrible.

(and i felt about 63 years old, which admittedly didn't help)

CharlieNo4, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:09 (nine years ago) Permalink

Why is this Dizzee's first number one rather than the BUGSY MALONE ONE?

People have taste in their arse.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

How soon we forget Band Aid 20.

Matt DC, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

^^This is true, so very true.

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

Band Aid 20 I excluded on compassionate grounds.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:26 (nine years ago) Permalink

Giving a little help to the helpless

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:27 (nine years ago) Permalink

Dizzee will never top 'I Luv U'. Calvin will never top losing his laptop.

blueski, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:29 (nine years ago) Permalink


But peoples; "There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time (OH I WONDER WHY THE FUCK THERE WOULDN'T BE SNOW ON A CONTINENT THATS GOES THROUGH THE EQUATOR) Do they know its Christmas time at all?" Sorry that line always fucks me up.
I change my mind, Harris must quit but also Geldof should suffer somehow.

VeronaInTheClub, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

Don't get me started on the lyrics of Feed the World, it's disgustingly glib and misleading. And how about all that snow on the top of all the mountains in Africa?

chap, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

surely not all of them

blueski, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

new song is the bomb imo B-)

twitty milk (deej), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 08:11 (eight years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

thought the new single was awful, but kind of coming around to it as i'm forced to listen to it once an hour at work. funny that I first heard it and thought 'how embarrassing, this is gonna tank'. shows what i know.

The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

i thought this was gonna be refreshed because he stopped making music.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

with a number one solo single, you'd better brace for more.

The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:36 (eight years ago) Permalink

new song is the bomb imo B-)

― twitty milk (deej), Tuesday, January 27, 2009 2:11 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

deej otm, u guys are haters

autogucci cru (deej), Thursday, 16 April 2009 01:09 (eight years ago) Permalink

he only gave it a B- though

fucken cumlord (omar little), Thursday, 16 April 2009 01:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

which song are you talking about deej?

Tim F, Thursday, 16 April 2009 01:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

"i'm not alone"

autogucci cru (deej), Friday, 17 April 2009 01:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

autogucci cru (deej), Friday, 17 April 2009 01:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

and thats a dude in cool shades B-)

autogucci cru (deej), Friday, 17 April 2009 01:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

are there some hott remixes of this

autogucci cru (deej), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 00:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

haha the lyrics are so dum

autogucci cru (deej), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 00:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

the very first time i heard it i was convinced it was the worst piece of music i had or ever would hear

and now its just kind of average and i cant bring back those deep feelings of loathing and i don't know where they came from

Popper, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 00:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

this is just classic big room superemotional dance music ...?

autogucci cru (deej), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 00:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Yo Deej you were right about this. Heard it on the radio yesterday. Big tune!

Tim F, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 13:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

I keep trying to remember how this goes and then realise I'm thinking of "Bonkers" instead.

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 14:01 (eight years ago) Permalink

why, why does he sing

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 14:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

Yes this is a worthy question to ask. His vocals actually work on "Dance Wiv Me" because he's playing middling everyman, but here it's just like, can you please replace your sonky moaning with the girl from Fragma's "Toca's Miracle" so we can properly get down to business?

Tim F, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 14:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

or Ian Van Dahl, he had a nice voice. very feminine...

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 14:51 (eight years ago) Permalink

Ian Van Dahl is female.

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 22:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

deej was so right about this

man, i love collages (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 07:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

if u guys love him so much can we effect some sort of c harris swap? u can take that endless twat calvin and we'll have t.i. or cici.

(u're all OBV wrong about this dreadful, hackish track)

lex pretend, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 08:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

his remix for Passion Pit is massive. really good for the summer!

kaiser, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 09:09 (eight years ago) Permalink

i was just listening to that youtube clip thinking "yuk, this is awful" then the beat kicked in and i figured i'd better just go ahead and download it now as i will no doubt be forced to play this for the tourists sooner or later

messiahwannabe, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 09:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

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