The scrotum thread

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This reminds me of something a guy I once knew used to say when trying to impress upon people his wider experience of the world:

"Listen son, I was in Baghdad before you were out of your Dad's bag"

Rather topical too.

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:09 (twenty years ago) link

:-(

I read in a book that you should make a ring (with your fingers) around the top & give them a little tug! Oh how I laughed!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:09 (twenty years ago) link

Oops, I didnt mean to scare you lot off!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:18 (twenty years ago) link

I don't know, no one's ever done that to me. Doesn't sound particularly enjoyable.

What sort of a book it was, if I may ask?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:47 (twenty years ago) link

Was it written by Andrea Dworkin by any chance?

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:51 (twenty years ago) link

So, I come back from reading Aristotle, and find out that no one wants to talk about scrotum any longer?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

This is not the thread for talk about Aristotle.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:52 (twenty years ago) link

It isn't, I meant that it presented a nice alternative to reading Aristotle. But I guess I'll have to return to the old, ball-les Greek chap.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago) link

True, these days he would indeed lack that, as well as much other bodily integrity.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago) link

I guess I'm being unfair, though, those old Greek chaps paid a lot attention to balls, as well as to other things penile. I just wish Aristotle would've written less about ethics and more about balls.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:00 (twenty years ago) link

That was what was in the lost book about comedy. The Name of the Rose would have been a lot different if William of Baskerville had gotten the book from Jose only to discover it was nothing but jokes about scrota and ball-punching between two guys named Ephrates and Xenocrates.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:01 (twenty years ago) link

fifteen years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcrdjn33h-4

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:19 (four years ago) link

great revive

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:19 (four years ago) link

ffs

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:20 (four years ago) link


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