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Lasr night I had ham with caulifucker cheese.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 2 June 2005 07:35 (eighteen years ago) link

apologies that should have read 'More fucking beetroot'

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 2 June 2005 07:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Liz made a fucking goat dhansak and some goddamn chapatis last night. It was fucking delicious.

― robster (robster), Thursday, 2 June 2005 07:57 (eighteen years ago) link

mmm fucking goat

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 2 June 2005 08:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I usually just have some salad for dinner. We have our *dinners* at noon. Now it'll be vegetables (mushrooms, peppers, onion and tomato), fish and rice.

I'm obsessed with broccoli with sesame (?) sauce.

― nathalie's baby (stevie nixed), Thursday, 2 June 2005 08:57 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

ALOO MUTTER GOBI, MOTHERFUCKER

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 7 August 2005 01:40 (eighteen years ago) link

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 7 August 2005 01:41 (eighteen years ago) link

YOU CAN'T FOLLA THIS MASALA

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 7 August 2005 01:45 (eighteen years ago) link

"penne antonino" = penne w/ breadcrumbs, artichokes, sundried tomatoes, capers, lemon juice, broccoli. nicely fucking done.

green salad with peppercorn parmesan dressing and fucking gorgeous red plum tomatoes.

didn't quite get shitfaced on one and a half glasses of sauvignon blanc.

― the goulash archipelago (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 7 August 2005 02:15 (eighteen years ago) link

HE IS FUCKING TEH CAKE!!!!

― 3, Sunday, 7 August 2005 03:25 (eighteen years ago) link

giant cum-squirting kielbasa. with ketchup.

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 7 August 2005 03:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey Phil I lost my damn phone yesterday but I'm getting it replaced tomorrow, will mail you in the meantime, FUCK!

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 7 August 2005 03:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I had George Foreman "barbecued" chicken, some quick brown rice, and a pre-packaged mixed greens blend.

― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 7 August 2005 03:59 (eighteen years ago) link

six-piece crispy strips from KFC. NEVER EVER EVER AGAIN URGH

― joseph (joseph), Sunday, 7 August 2005 04:11 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

a bastarding OSTRICH BURGER, with a cock-spurting salad of tomato and avocado, plus some ass-felching cottage cheese, yo. and it was FUCKING MAGIC.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

half a bagel with CREAM cheese (ooh, saucy)

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Tuna pasta. The money has run out, and I'm fucked if I'm starting on the noodles yet.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Ate a boca burger my wife had made for me from the night before. I came home late, drunk, and (strangely) left it sitting there. Day-old burgers taste like *motherfucking satan's balls*

― paulhw (paulhw), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

TITFUCKIN TAKE-OUT THAI FOOD

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Ceviche - I've been waiting all fucking week. Oh sweet heyzeus.

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Friday, 3 March 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost:

not quite the answer i'd expect from m. white

i meant, not quite the fucking answer i'd expect from that muthafuxxer m. white

― ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 3 March 2006 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

fucking whole wheat ravioli with chicken and sundried tomatoes, in tomato/basil marinara

will whip up a cunting spinach salad when i finish

and some water to drink... you cocksucking assbag.

― get bent, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link

bloody fucking steak, shitkicking oven fries and half a fucking avocado

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Onion omelette and mixed greens salad

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

fucking roasted rosemary chicken with sticky sushi rice and artichokes with lemon butter and fucking gravy too, and cranberry, fucking thankgiving in march, followed the fuck up with chocolate cake with whipped cream and fucking raspberries.

― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 02:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Some Goddamn ~~speg~~ ~~spagetti~~ motherfucking red sauce on top of long skinny tubes of pasta, Coke, and liquor chocolates.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 02:16 (seventeen years ago) link

penne-ass pasta in goddamn alfredo sauce with bacon and brussels christfucking sprouts

― bernard snowy, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 02:21 (seventeen years ago) link

SWEET POTATO FRIES
CURRIED APPLES & PORK CHOPS
STEAMED, BUTTERED GREENBEAAANS

― ian, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 04:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Motherfucking grilled chicken boob sandwich with melted (dick)cheese and a ton of cunt-reaming avocado. Fucking good as the shit of Christ.

― Jesse, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:01 (seventeen years ago) link

christ shit is on sale at Dominick's. Check it.

― kenan, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Some Goddamn speg spagetti motherfucking red sauce on top of long skinny tubes of pasta

we fucking had the same thing, but we fucking made our own goddamn sauce. the less fucking ingredients you fucking use, the better, so they motherfucking say.

― Ai Lien, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to have a crush on you, but I could never bring a girl with such a filthy mouth home to mother.

― kenan, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Ian, wash your mouth out at once.

― Hard like armour, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 05:17 (seventeen years ago) link

two cunting bananas and a strawberry fucking yop.

― Slumpman, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

it's the fuck out of oven-fried motherfuckkkin chikken, with fucking champagne in a goddamn can (w/attached shrink-wrapped fucking straw what the shit)

― Jordan, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Random shit. Hot dog, Pringles, collard greens. Shredded Wheat for dessert.

― Jesse, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Two huge-ass fuckin' artichokes, garlic mayo. A couple of slices of bacon 'cause I needed to use them up before they started smelling like goddamn death.

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i think tonight it will be pbr and cheetos.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, what I thought was going to be dinner was a late lunch.

For dinner: more collards, mixed steamed rice (brown, wild, basmati, and some other one), and a seared chicken that just about burned down the kitchen. Tonight we learned the concept of flash point. Scary.

― Jesse, Thursday, 8 March 2007 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link

fucking dinner was fingerfucking finger food at a n3tw04x1n6 3v3n+ -- crudités, stuffed mushrooms, bruschetta, bread, cheese, some fried things i couldn't really identify, some ropey beef-on-a-stick that i could only take two bites of.

dessert was a handful of strawberries -- red, engorged with their own juices, and ripe for the plucking.

― get bent, Thursday, 8 March 2007 06:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i ate the fuck out of some awful, hard-as-fuck bbq ribs, canned green beans w/ cunt-red tomatoes and dry-as-a-lubeless-fuck potato chunks at my worthless shitter of a school cafuckteria

― strgn, Thursday, 8 March 2007 07:05 (seventeen years ago) link

water - 2 20 oz. bottles
a banana and some strawberries
a 60-calorie jell-o pudding cup (chocolate/coffee swirl -- lovin' the coffee flavor)
an arizona so-called "lite" iced tea/lemonade blend (i didn't notice how much HFCS this had until i was done drinking it... whoops)
some mixed greens & salted roasted almonds
a lean cuisine chicken/pasta dish

― get bent, Friday, 9 March 2007 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

whoops, i forgot to cuss! fuckpissshitasstitspussycock. there.

― get bent, Friday, 9 March 2007 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Another goddamn salad.

― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 10 March 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

killer restaurant meal last nite:

salad w/hazlenuts roasted pear & thick syrupy balsamic dressing
lamb shank braised in tomato w/roast taters & artichokes (my fave veg)
1/2 bottle Shiraz
2 bites of my wife's chocolate dessert

next I'm gonna make CHICKEN CACCIATORI for the 1st time this weekend

― m coleman, Saturday, 10 March 2007 12:10 (seventeen years ago) link

fucking chicken cacciatori (sp)

― m coleman, Saturday, 10 March 2007 12:12 (seventeen years ago) link

darned roasted salmon fillets with blinking steamed corn and dadburned rice.

― estela, Saturday, 10 March 2007 12:57 (seventeen years ago) link

friend's birthday dinner - fucking 9-dish Chinese dinner plus entree and dessert, yum! I'm fucking stuffed - included rice, chicken w/cashew nut, szechuan chicken, steamed fish in soy sauce, tofu, mixed veg, peking duck, sweet sour beef, another veg dish, spring rolls, chinese tea. For dessert, we had red bean Chinese pancakes with vanilla ice cream.

Tomorrow, another friend's having a fucking barbecue.

― Roz, Saturday, 10 March 2007 12:59 (seventeen years ago) link

fucking baked kibbe with fucking pita bread finished off with delicious baklava. best meal i've eaten in fucking months. i love mid-eastern food so much i'd fuck it seriously.

― leavethecapital, Saturday, 10 March 2007 13:23 (seventeen years ago) link

fucking lamb wok. yum fucking yum

― nathalie, Saturday, 10 March 2007 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

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