rolling metal 2009 lols only critban

WTF

i found this GISing "michael akerfeldt"

http://www.yseras-auge.de/_/narrot/xgel9i.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/harrydouglasenslaved.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPYBXxfg0F4

lollllllllll

god i love yip yips

i have no idea what's going on with this review, it reads like there's a joke i'm missing (acrostic????) but its blowing my mind regardless tbH

Behemoth
Evangelion (Metal Blade)

Poland's export quotient rolls out far less than its prime death metal exponent Behemoth, founded in 1991 Gda´nsk. Global economic collapse has thus circumvented both the Central European republic and the band's sole original singer/guitarist, Adam "Nergal" Darski. Evangelion, Behemoth's ninth LP, beckons tourism sure as late Polish film director Krzysztof Kieslowski or silver ECM horn Tomasz Stanko. As dense as the belching malevolence of 2005's Demigod yet more sonically homogenous and nowhere near as clutching as full-length predecessor The Apostasy (2007), the trio's latest batter platter nevertheless streamlines its Iron Age metallurgy as effectively as its previous career-high blitzkrieg. If evangelicals pledge Christian faith, Evangelion – translated in the liner notes as "the reward of good tidings, given to the messengers" – delivers anti-Christian fury in scientifically measured doses and scholarly genius. Pitting philosophers (Proust, Nietzsche, Jean-Paul Sartre, Aleister Crowley, Caligula) against gods (Dionysus, Ra, Jesus), the exactly 42-minute Evangelion touches down first and foremost as a drum exegesis sure as the bombing of Dresden. Zbigniew Prominski (aka Inferno) plays God of Thunder on the massive rhythmic beatdown of "The Seed ov I," while "Transmigrating Beyond Realms ov Amenti" paddles cardiac arrest in the tomahawking percussion intro rushing into Nergal's roaring whirlpool of gladiator riffs and slaughterhouse leads. The Poles save best for last, "Lucifer" a black mass of tar-pit guitar sucking down a demon vocal on Evangelion's only native tongue proclamation, lyrics by Neoromantic poet Tadeusz Micinski. Metalurgiczny.

whats wrong with that

haha just kidding that's completely out to lunch

blut aus nord? butt ass nerd more like

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, September 25, 2009 4:05 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^^BOOMING POST^^^^

http://invisibleoranges.com/images/detail-morbidangel-live1.gif
"GIB"

GIBBY HANES
GIBBY HANES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paLlsEnOJyg&feature=player_embedded

that officially made my day'!

http://www.creativereview.co.uk/images/uploads/2009/03/furze-sandvika-no-2006.jpg

"Black metal fan Peter"

i've seen that before. is that a peter beste?

no idea, came up with GIS for "black metal fan art" e_e

dying over the comment my friend chris put on glorior belli's myspace pic

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=83325116&albumID=1071057&imageID=11312372

also, the fact that they had to approve it

(its the top comment duh)

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/echoedinnocence/frostandsatyr2.jpg

CAN

I

FEN

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/302/fenriz.png

but of course!

from: Roxy
Belphegor more like "Ball fag or....?"

from: Roxy
Agalloch more like I gag a lot

from: Roxy
Zoroaster more like Bore O Ass Turd

from: Roxy
Behemoth more like Beat him off

from: Roxy
Marduk more like more dick

to: Roxy
Suffocation more like Suck On Asians

from: Roxy
Carcass more like cock kiss

to: Roxy
Iron Maiden more like Flamin Gay Men

lol

sorry about all that hoos i was wiided and thought it was really hysterical

i was real proud of "suck on asians"

andy looked over my shoulder and saw me typing "bore o ass turd" and i felt really dumb lol

i shared all of these w/gf today and she lold

this was all started by you saying "butt ass nerd" which i relayed to andy and he was offended by it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpOJew3K79o&feature=player_embedded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98ew0VtHmik

fuckin <3<3<3 decibel for that "most metal kitties" article btw

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/alexandsindy.jpg

we wuz robbed

http://carry-on-screaming.blogspot.com/2009/11/punk-denim-jacket.html

http://cgi.ebay.com/BULLET-BELT-WITH-TIPS-army-metal-crust-punk-diy_W0QQitemZ330375298774QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item4cebe6fed6#ht_3815wt_1165

"A SERIOUSLY CRUCIAL GARMENT FOR THE APOCALYPSE"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7UG2IghngM

that was fuckin amazing

^^^

http://www.amazon.com/Black-Metal-Satanica-Various-Artists/dp/B001CXZ1SA

^^this movie is completely hilairous btw. The narrator pronounces "Sigh" as SIG and all his sentences are hilariously run-on. It's kind of all worth it for that tiny little Watain bro though.

Tuesday November 24th
Marduk
When one thinks of Marduk, three things should come to mind…black, metal, and brutal!!! The band has released several albums over their almost 20 years of performing. They were constructed in a country called Sweden, when a need for a vicious black metal was desired. Touring all over the world with such bands as, Deicide and Cannibal Corpse, they are back in the states!

that was fuckin amazing

― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Sunday, November 22, 2009 2:51 AM

the whole video is here
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=4689920637100527225&q=decline+of+western+civilisation#

tytytyty!!!

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d92/adieomgbbq/lol.jpg

im dying right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRChuUf0fA0

lol i remember that

is that the actual song?

http://sp4.fotolog.com/photo/20/48/127/bands_death/1240334706490_f.jpg

glen benton is hilarious