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workmate gives the angus a thumbs up, but i don't know that i really trust their judgement

It has a sourdough bun, that can only be good - right??

i could go some bbq sauce in a HJ burger, keen to sample an xl

BURGIN' OUT with a proper Portugese Chicken Burger from THE SHAM.

xposts THOSE ANGUS BURGERS AR PRETTY GOOD I HAD ONE THE OTHER DAY

should I take a girl on a first date to burgerfuel y/n

got burgered today at grill'd, best one for a while - crispy bacon was crispy for once

does she love burgin' y/n

She had a HJ's Chicken Burger on Friday night, I think the jury is still out.

loving HJs does not count as "burgin'"

is date in daytime or night? Bondi, Cross, or Newtown?

Tru dat, but I think it means there is some potential.

Daytime, Newtown.

u hipster

aw<3 kbp, seriously.

^^ carnt wait for that punchline

I have a "friend" who claims she likes ("loves" even) burgers, but doesn't eat beef. Bitch should hang, amirite?

In other news, Grand Angus is incredibly gross. needed a double cheeseburger to wash the taste out of my mouth.

Grilld is too expensive for the price.

Should I get a burg for lunch from the fish 'n' chipper (one of the best f'n'c burgs in town I declare)

Hmm... I'm definitely onto some next level meta shit with that grilld comment.

ahahaha

'expensive at twice the price!'

If yr going to a movie in N-town, it's going to be classier to go to a cafe or bar-with-food or nice restaurant to impress her a little. Even if you want to eat quick before a flick, Guzman is a bit more exotic fast-food wise; Burgerfuel actually have bespoke cardboard handles to insert your burger into, lest its oozy contents fall apart all over your hands and shirt. Get into her trousers good graces before risking such a situation.

(if you were going to Bondi, and you knew she was BURGIN', and could go into the water after to wash off the residue, it might be okay but still borderline.)

If yr JUST going for a meal date in N-town, go to a real restaurant. The North Indian Diner does not count.

It's film/movie and I KNOW that I'm going to end up with a cafe anyway. But it's nice to dream, innit?

Er, I mean film/lunch. Or lunch/film. Y'know.

Lots of places where you can sit in the window and win lols by "ilxors on parade"ing the passers-by while playing with tapas and sipping wine. Don't project all your long-held, tightly-suppressed burgerfuel fantasies onto a first IRL meeting with this chick - you'll be too focussed on the burgin' instead of on her, and she'll be under pressure to live up to your burgerfantasies instead of being herself. And that's not very burgy.

I'm gettin' all burged out at lunchtime soon, hopin' that will last 'til Monday.

How did this go? While having dinner few hours ago chick lolled at dude in shirt walking past on kingers and I thought "estie's OKC date!"

Er, it's actually today.

I think I speak for everyone when I say "liveblog"

for me, certainly.

this must happen

on IPHONE

what a disaster for phil

I think I managed to explain "Esteban Buttez" briefly.

We burgered in a cafe BUT she had a chicken burger. Still, I can roll with that.

did u get yr bone on

JIMBO!!

jim, if he took time on a first date to explain "Esteban Buttez" then that question does not need asking

;_;

so much for vicarious living

It was only to explain my last.fm profile, through. Jeez.

(if you were going to Bondi, and you knew she was BURGIN', and could go into the water after to wash off the residue, it might be okay but still borderline.)

We're going to Bondi this Saturday!

Planning all your earliest dates around BURGIN’ locations – foolish or just letting her know what she’s in for?

it's good to start a relationship in an honest fashion

i look forward to her first ilx post

that'll show Louis Jagg3r!

Bondi was her selection, PAL.

Probably a good chance to demonstrate ANGRY PATO tbh

uh no

is that what he calls it

New Zealand dole bludgers! Lobster-coloured poms! Wanky cafes all over the streetfront! Awkward public transport! Can ANGRY PATO ignore all these things and lavish attention on his lady, or will only a BURGERFUEL STUDNUT STILTON and kumara chips quell his rage?

Awkward public transport!

OK, that I might get angry at.

YOU HAVE A TRAIN TO BONDI JUNCTION BUT NOT TO BONDI BEACH WHERE EVERY IDIOT WANTS TO GOOOOOOOO

At the Darlo Bar for Jay Katz' music trivia - twenty-one different burgers on the menu

the fortnight and week of burgersssssss

To be slightly fair I counted all three different sauce-flavours for the chicken burger

but still!

first yellow card i ever received on ilx!

toates worth it, but