Moka: feisty, Spanish, girl

Why all the commas in, the, thread, title?

Trying to avoid the "feisty Spanish girl" stereotype here.

terrible, awful, gay-baiting, moka

No it's not. Any fucking idiot could do this. Hell, anyone could do it simply by opening two youtube videos at the same time.
It's fucking stupid and annoying.

― Moka, Monday, September 14, 2009 5:01 PM

oiiiinnnngggggrrrryyyyyy

I don't think so, we have quite a good chemistry. we've been lovers for years now and we're pretty much good at it. In fact my only complaint is I wish we could live together already so we could have more sex. That said, this isn't the only time it has happened to me. In previous relationships we've had this problem as well. It's not the sex music which matters, by that moment you're too into it that you don't care what's happening, for me it's the music playing in the foreplay. Having something blatantly obvious feels somewhat harrasing.

I've had sex while listening to trash metal and it is in fact good sex music, but if you really think there isn't any kind of music that could ruin the moment you're just a theorist.

― Moka, Friday, September 11, 2009 4:18 AM

uhhhh tmi

PS: I once had sex with a random playlist going on and Nik Kershaw came up.

In person?

Came up where?

Er, poor choice of words that.

more like nickers HAW!

XD

I don't really care... but there's this little thing that has been sort of itching me for weeks about this thread: why am i being called a homophobe, again?

Is it because Ian Curtis, Mike Oldfield and Jean Michael Jarre sucked cock for cab fare at one point in their lives? Because if that's your argument against me, that one is really aimed at prostitution not homosexuality.

welcome to the cape!

how common is usage of *helluv* en Ethpanya?

I'm not really from Spain nor do I live there so I wouldn't know. But in my case it's quite common when you're drunk and angry.

how common is the lack of definite articles and the mispronunciation of foreign countries in whichever part of the world you live in?

You said "shut up lex" and lex is a homo sapiens so that's why you were called homophobic. imo.

b4 i was thinkin 90% sock... now escalation to 100% sock.

b4 i was thinkin 15 year old... now de-escalation to 13 year old.

Anyways, today is sabbathical and I'm trying to be a good sport. It's been fun visiting the playground. Just wanted to know why I was being called a homophobe when I'm most certainly not one. Sucking cock for cab fare is an activity I relate to miserable sellouts not with homosexuals. So... I shouldn't really apologize but well, sorry if I offended any gay person who sucked cock for cab fare at any point in their life.

u r worse than fr3d ph3lps imo

Thanks for letting me know.

seems 2 me that by the time u had finished sucking the cock AND gotten paid, u wld have wasted so much time that u might as well have gotten the bus instead of sucking cock for cab fare

sock posting for cab fare amirite guyz

i would suck cock, get money, walk home, and spend the money on something cool but that's just me

^good thinkin

What types of goods and services would you consider "cool"??

thrash metal sex records iirc

u see? once u start 2 think about it, sucking cock for cab fare just seems unlikely

What if you really needed a cab as your friends were too inebriated to operate a vehicle, the public transport options were insufficient and you had a willing client looking to use your mouth for sexual release?

i kinda hate riding in cabs. i'd rather walk. cool things include ice cream cones and trips to the movies and stuff

tbh in the situ described above I don't see how u could hold scfcf against any1

haha i finally figured this out

sock?

nah

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faux naive troll

Uh someone knows some fancy words.

he he!

feisty indeed

Every post-rock band out there. They have this sort of higher art, classical music pretensions but usually lack the academical education and talent to perform it. I do like post-rock but the promise seldom delivers.

make u think I guess

Feisty

http://www.thelocal.it/20160217/italys-late-coffee-king-buried-inside-iconic-moka-pot

Good lord kbp was such an abomination of a poster

^^ still awaiting proper critical re-evaulation, consider the context of the times

I don't think ilx 2014-6 is the right place to evaluate the guys work tbh, they're shook and scared looking at his ouevre

#imagen when ILX 2016 stumble upon the lost works of the lol britpop zing crew

the fucking not-lol Britpop crew won, innit?

[ILX 2027, at the dedication of a 50-foot-high gold Gaz Coombes statue] *cough*... well, they say history is written by the victo--