you just freaked out our director of LOLs

would <3 a spec vs. tonetta777 dance off.

Man slaps stranger’s crying kid

By KATIE LESLIE The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

A Gwinnett County man is in custody accused of slapping a stranger’s crying toddler in a Stone Mountain Wal-Mart on Monday.

Sonya Mathews, the mother of the 2-year-old child, told police that both were walking in the aisles of the Rockbridge Road store when Roger Stephens, 61, approached and said “if you don’t shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you,” according to a police report.

A few moments later, in another aisle, Stephens grabbed the 2-year-old and slapped her across the face four or five times, according to the report.

Stephens then told Mathews, “See, I told you I would shut her up,” according to the report.

A bystander held Stephens until store security came to assist, according to a WSB-TV report.

When police arrived, Stephens said that he slapped the child and that he apologized to Mathews, according to the report.

Stephens was charged with felony cruelty to children. He had his first court appearance Tuesday and is being held at the Gwinnett County Detention Center without bond, according to the Gwinnett Police Department spokesman Cpl. David Schiralli.

The 2-year-old victim sustained slight redness to the face, according to the report. There was no video footage in the area the incident took place, according to the report.

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg

eighty years ago, he would've been applauded as a hero

anyways, I hope morbs gets out of jail soon, pour one out.

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg “if you don’t shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you,”

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg ::SLAP::

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg ::SLAP::

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg ::SLAP::

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg ::SLAP::

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg “See, I told you I would shut her up,”

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg "me at the drunken Oscar party after the lame Apatow 'film': - 'Fuckin' straightboy stoner SHIT! dhgvbghs@#!....'"

lol

heh

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg "if you don’t shut that baby up, you *will* sequentially meet me and Brooklyn pavement."

oldies but goodies

Man slaps stranger’s crying kid

By KATIE LESLIE The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

A Gwinnett County man is in custody accused of quickly KO'ing a chickenshit hillbilly’s crying toddler in a Stone Mountain Wal-Mart on Monday.

no relation btw, despite common Gwinnett roots

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpgbattle of the doe-eyed, raven-haired sirens with irises like shimmering river water that i want to drown in '08

haha tru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDOYN-6gdRE

oh t pain paws all is forgiven

http://img2.pict.com/57/8a/1d/1396359/0/tnnk2.jpg

dink!

goddamn best auto tune yet

i have a chart
he has a chart
i have a chart
a dragon chart

How could you possibly refuse a man with a mullet
Piece of BREEAAD!

someone give auto-tune the news a big bag of $$$ pls

sick mullet too

hahaha the past 30 or so posts to this thread = maybe an all-time high for noize lol

do you mean noize to lol ratio?

wasn't really counting the quoteposts immediately before mine, but roger stephens monologue into autotune into doglaser = guffaws

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0-Sv6YnxEc

OK this puppy must be the most popular thing on the internet today. <3

mrs jaxon just told me she saw it on tv.

Seriously that puppy is a superstar!

that vid is a cankles goldmine...

huntstunt (9 minutes ago) Show Hide
those savages even practice foot binding on their pets

vinisam (20 hours ago) Show Hide
Most of the japaneses are retarded, they like to see people and animal getting hurt or in troubles.
Thats why you have small penis, you retardeds

JesseHayman (54 minutes ago) Show Hide
That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. Don't film it as it struggles to flip over. That is mean.

you retardeds

hahahsd;lfksjgg

I like the other dog in the background that's just like "fuckin' dumbass".

clearly that dog will be scarred for life.

Yeah I tried to find the thread for the comments on animal vids earlier but couldn't. I thought this would be perfect there.

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=66932

THANKS!!!

not trying to cankle or save-a-pup but can kind of relate to the sympathies cuz this vid reminded me of when i was washing the undersides of some rock crabs this weekend in my sink (stainless) and them trying to flip over in desperation:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2523/3850582803_0104c4d473_b.jpg

:-\

washing the undersides of some rock crabs this weekend in my sink (stainless)
New Radiohead single?

So you were concerned about them trying to flip over but then cooked 'em up for a tasty dinner? ;-)

not braggable, sorry

haha, no i was just cleaning them. they looked dirty. they are now safely back in the ocean.

LOL Glad to see you're concerned about crab hygiene. It's an issue that others often neglect tbh.

Glad to see you're concerned about your sink (stainless).

teaming up w/bona-fide UK celebrity alexa chung
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CO2SfB1dnA

not so good?

Something about Alexa Chung is so deeply unlikable. She didn't even crack out a "shortaay".

I agree

still would

is that for her tv show or something?