Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 31 August 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
* i wish i did not have a dick 2* i wish i had foreskin 1* i wish my dick were more narrow 1* i wish my dick were shorter 1* i do not have a dick, but i wish i did 1
hmmmmmmm
― mince lice (electricsound), Monday, 31 August 2009 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Mirror mirror on the wall, will I ever again see a live human dick at all?
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 19:37 (four years ago) link
A dick is a wish your heart makes.
Wait, that's not right...
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 19:43 (four years ago) link