yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef??????

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I can't believe you were actually there, Drew!! Did you know anyone who witnessed the actual sonning?

Lingbertt, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I did not see it. Though the story at the top of the thread said it was by the men's bathroom, what I heard at the time was that Sir Cocknificent went backstage and assaulted Vordul there. I wasn't near the stage, I was in the Cooler's bar talking to my friend Cra1g (the I-S0und / Wast3land guy) when said incident occurred. All I can say for sure is that it was a bummer.

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:41 (eighteen years ago) link

V0rdu1 got sonned by Sir Cocknificent after a aol beef!!

Some Guy, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:19 (eighteen years ago) link

"SIR" COCKNIFICENT IS NO PEER OF THE REALM BUT A SCURRILOUS KNAVE! FRAUD! IMPOSTURE! DIVERS ALARUMS!

Telephonething (Telephonething), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

did drew carey ever come from seed?

geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

nah that didn't work did it

geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

that guy's post about indian women is flat out embarrassing. what a fucking loser

Marion Harriota, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0353545/

This movie's title always reminds me of this thread.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 11 May 2006 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i kinda like vast aire now

-+-+-+++- (ooo), Thursday, 11 May 2006 00:54 (seventeen years ago) link

seven months pass...
he, he

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link

for some reason I always pictured Vast Aire as a really skinny dude

Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

(and Vordul, by extension, as a big guy)

Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out (sixteen sergeants, Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

whatever reason that was was a bad reason though wasn't it

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

vast aire

nervous (cochere), Thursday, 4 January 2007 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link

So what exactly does "sonned" mean, anyway?

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 4 January 2007 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link

DANGER WILL ROBERTSON, INFINITE LOGIC INVERSION

Physics of a Bisexual (noodle vague), Thursday, 4 January 2007 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the Cannibal Ox album much more than I used to. My brother, who is much more into undie than I am told me not to bother with the solo albums.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 4 January 2007 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

4. sonned
29 up, 38 down

v. Past tense of 'son'.

1. What Can-I-Bus did to LL Cool J
2. What Nas did to Jay-Z
3. What 50 Cent did to Ja Rule
4. What Game turned right around and did to 50 Cent

Usually a b-boy reference to someone defeating another person in a battle using one of the 5 elements of hip-hop:

Rap battle, breakdance battle, graffiti/graff battle, DJ battle, or b-ball game. Can also be stretched to include fist fights "We sonned them niggaz the other day for trying to front, we rolled through with the bats and damn near bashed they head in".

See also: to son, son, schooled, owned, pwned, served, destroyed, defeated, smacked down, beat down, beat bad, b-boy, hip-hop, breakdancing, graff, graffiti, DJ, turntablism, battle, battle rap

1. Future tense: "I'm gonna son this kid really bad at the battle tonight."

2. Past tense: "Aha, that kid? Pssh. I totally sonned him the other day, and he still wants beef?"

3. Present tense: "We son kids all day long in my crew."

be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 4 January 2007 06:29 (seventeen years ago) link

more definitions available at urban dictionary dotcom.

be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 4 January 2007 06:30 (seventeen years ago) link

b-ball battle!

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
NEVARRRR FORGET

Jonathan Williams, Friday, 23 February 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

yo Jon, I'm about to play 'Spiral' on my radio show, it's so exciting!!! :-D

unfished business, Friday, 23 February 2007 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...
X-D

am0n, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:14 (sixteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

bump

roxymuzak, Sunday, 24 February 2008 04:42 (sixteen years ago) link

How to celebrate the four year anniversary.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 February 2008 04:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Begin planning now.

roxymuzak, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Plz to write four hour death metal epic about it.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Related question: Do ILXers every get tired of flogging the indie-rap straw man? I mean, it has to get old at some point, right?

-- djdee2005, Thursday, July 22, 2004 3:09 AM

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:12 (sixteen years ago) link

djdee otm

deej, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:14 (sixteen years ago) link

you would

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Plz to write four hour death metal epic about it.

*gets cracking*

roxymuzak, Sunday, 24 February 2008 05:20 (sixteen years ago) link

this is the best thread

ciderpress, Sunday, 24 February 2008 06:09 (sixteen years ago) link

also, I just read it, and I didn't see anything about any "sonning" going on at all!

libcrypt, Sunday, 24 February 2008 13:50 (sixteen years ago) link

aol is not mentioned by name, so maybe some other internet chat room.

-- common_person (common_person), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:17 (3 years ago) Link
also, assailant's race not specified

-- common_person (common_person), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:17 (3 years ago) Link

This dude should post again

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 24 February 2008 13:55 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I'm "6’9” and all muscle", for those who "need to know"

PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 22 March 2008 04:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Dom he posts as djmartian now

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 22 March 2008 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link

four months pass...

2nd track on new Vordul 1) features Vast Aire & 2) fades out with a Casion "Quena" pre-set sound which I kinda liked for sentimental reasons

J0hn D., Wednesday, 20 August 2008 05:05 (fifteen years ago) link

they should have a skit where the mad rapper asks this thread title

deej, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 06:17 (fifteen years ago) link

taking up a collection to make that happen, who's with me

J0hn D., Wednesday, 20 August 2008 13:21 (fifteen years ago) link

we never shoulda run ELLI$ off, he usedta ball with d-dot

and what, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link

no i think he likes boston hardcore too much, which is a sign of being bad human being

M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link

lol m@tt

J0hn D., Wednesday, 20 August 2008 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Vordul, you will be missed!

Shushtari (res), Monday, 29 September 2008 06:20 (fifteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

It’s funny you brought up the Cannibal Ox incident, because I have this vague memory of it from a few years back but couldn’t find anything on google about it. From what I remember, some kid showed up at one of their shows after an extended message board beef and k.o.’d one of the members of the group (I’m pretty sure it was one of the emcees, not Cip-One) as they were walking through the crowd after performing. Turned out the kid tagged the one dude from the group who wasn’t on the message board (and allegedly didn’t even own a computer).

If anyone can hook up a link to the original message board thread on that, please get at me.

Comment by fresh 06.05.08 @

The dude snuck Vordul(from Cannibal Ox) blindsided him as he was walking thru the crowd and broke his jaw… This was some big dude that got locked up for the incident, but the funny thing was that he had a beef with El-P, but El-P was with his peoples all night and playing the back………….Dude was hopped up on steroids and other drugs and just totally blindsided Vordul for no reason totally out of the blue………This fucked up a lot of things and also explains why jux doesnt have a forum anymore……shit imagine walking thru the mall with your chick and some big 280lb dude just punches you in the jaw out of nowhere…………because he had beef with one of your boys and you knew nothing about it. Shit Big L was killed for something his brother did.

Comment by acelove 06.06.08 @

velko, Monday, 11 May 2009 06:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.trapperjennmd.org/2008/04/you-hear-that-808.html

velko, Monday, 11 May 2009 06:53 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.accesshiphop.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-5592.html

Ipatch
10-20-2003, 02:18 PM

I heard a while back, like two years ago, that one of the dudes from Cannibal Ox got knocked out at a show over some internet beef...

THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Monday, 11 May 2009 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

^ reads like a literal translation of the thread title XD

THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Monday, 11 May 2009 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link

aol is not mentioned by name, so maybe some other internet chat room.

velko, Monday, 11 May 2009 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

okay, okay, verse 1...

*ahem*

"I'm tha mastor wrapper and I'm here to say!
I like Fruity Pebbles in a major way, son!
You don't want me on ya bad si- um...
You don't want me to get on my bad... no wait
You don't...want to get... *shrug*
fuck."

― STINKOR™, Thursday, July 22, 2004 1:44 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark

I treat bitches like snitches and leave 'em in stitches (WHAT!)
AOL Time Warner got beef, I'm about ta sink ma teef (WHAT!)
Into some wite kid (UH HUNH... YEAH)
Before he sons me (UH HUNH... TRUE)

(DMX doing the whats, Puffy doing the uh huhs)

― STINKOR™, Thursday, July 22, 2004 2:26 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Really glad poster STINKOR™ doesn't post here anymore

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 11 May 2009 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link

1st two posts on this thread still ILM all-time HoF

worm? lol (J0hn D.), Monday, 11 May 2009 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link


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