ASK ME ANYTHING RE: The History of ILX

can we also inquire about the future of ILX, like can it possible get worse than THIS?

The first zing was Melissa W zinging guitars when discussing Bombs Over Baghdad:

Still like it except for the dreadful guitars.

-- Melissa W, Tuesday, May 22, 2001 1:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

that is surely not a zing by any stretch of the imagination

yeah if so that's a weak start
(waiting for zing follow-up)

Who is Mr. ILX

*PLONK*

Mr. ILX drops a clue.

that's a useless clue

why can i change the size of the reply box in safari and not in firefox?

Because Safari is shit.

are you mr ilx then?

Nah, my sock-puppets are much better kept secrets than this.

You can do anything if you believe hard enough.

which current US poster can best be as "anglo-scarfy?"

Gersh, you keep asking questions you already know the answers to.

How has ILX's attitude toward hats evolved over the years?

Is there anything whatsoever that all ILXors can agree upon?

who was the best poster, ever, on ilx?

what percentage of ilx is meta?

Best poster on ILX of all time thus far is George Gosset.

who was Garu G's gran?

Gersh, it's Saturday! Go take your kids to a movie or Griffith Park or something!

it's nap time

Lol for us too. Right?

; )

What was Geir's 1st post on ILM?

Who cares?

all u manz r chattin breeze. i,m lookin to do a stretch u der hackney manz, well olders r raw but youngers r mostly frontin. yeah a couple manz got blickz but hardly any youngers got buckys. Me on da other hand i am an original •••••, i ain,t like all der other niggas on road, i got a totally different mindset i go on raw but u piss me about i,ll blow ur head of ur fuckin shoulders coz i,m 16 and i have got a blickz.
-- Geir Hongro (geirhongro...), July 29th, 2002 3:02 PM. (later)

Who is/was the worst sock puppet?

Mr. ILX--

How long until you accidentally post an answer as Big Jim Swells?

Regards,
Roxymuzak

murderdogger >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr. ILX

7 Words Max up here^^^

do the people who bicker and insult each other routinely on the sub boards (and ile to a lesser extent) really hate each other or is it all just for show?

We would ask you all the same thing, except we don't care!

who is 'we' and who is 'you'?

philosophy, dude

what does "7 words max" mean

that was only five and a number

Lol for us too.

You = "I post on the 'big boards' only!" = "I am a James Spader-esque character in a teen drama {only not hot} and I have a letterman's jacket." We = "Are you serious? Who gives a fuck"

what does "7 words max" mean

-- max, Saturday, February 23, 2008 4:54 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Max, it is your nickname. It comes from a loving place.

7 inch max

Steve: It is all for show.

You = "I post on the 'big boards' only!" = "I am a James Spader-esque character in a teen drama {only not hot} and I have a letterman's jacket." We = "Are you serious? Who gives a fuck"

gonna need actual names here. it's for my book/paper.

xp very well, mr ilx

Mr. ILX --

What was the least publicized ILX romance in history? Any secret ones we don't know about?

Thanks,
Roxymuzak

Steve, just go here: Guess Papers Now

There are a ton but it is not my place to expose them. :-/

useless

I personally saw a hookup between 2 prominent posters at a UK FAP a couple years ago that has never been mentioned on board before.

word

Mr. ILX --

Who were they?

-Roxymuzak

Emily, you have been *PLONK*'d.

*waves to camera*