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― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 30 August 2009 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link
audio:Tonetta777's "$VIRAL$" http://www.sendspace.com/file/euldvm
more: http://www.mediafire.com/?mmmzdjxtw4g
― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 30 August 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
she said she forgot to peehe said he forgot to shitopen to the publicpiss and shitno one gives a fuck anymore
no one gives a fuck anymore
a whorewalks the streetshe's searchin for meatmoney runs this worldit's so easy to see
sex for buckswho got fucked?you, the girlor the world?
come on peopleit's only papergovernment trashqueen on the throneand i'm king fuckjerkin my bone
she said she forgot to peepeehe said he forgot to shitshit shit shit shitopen to the publicpiss and shitno one gives a fuck anymore
― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 30 August 2009 23:10 (fourteen years ago) link
dude, tonetta is noize board only. you'll freak these animal collective kids out.
― scott seward, Sunday, 30 August 2009 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link
They will come to like it and soon there will be a poll for best Tonetta777 jam
― I am using your worlds, Sunday, 30 August 2009 23:40 (fourteen years ago) link
He's sort of a cross between Jandek and Peaches, but better.
― I am using your worlds, Sunday, 30 August 2009 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link
surely the one with "i mean a really really really good fuck" xp
― They are known for contracting the ugliest players, like Kuyt (country matters), Sunday, 30 August 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3ygGJBhUjo
― Sébastien, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link
interview:http://www.lolokaust.com/tonetta.html
― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 August 2009 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Thanks for making this thread!
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 August 2009 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link
OH my god, thank you!
DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS is just so . . . effortless.
― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link
if flash and the pan cursed like sailors and danced in their underwear i think it'd sound a lot like this
― psychgawsple, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link
wow he grooves and makes some serious points
― sonderangerbot, Monday, 31 August 2009 01:02 (fourteen years ago) link
i almost made this thread this morning but i chickened out. THANK U STEVE.
― HURL CROCKERY AT THE MOSQUE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 31 August 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link
also wish i could find "81 inch PRIME ass" or whatever it was called. that was the first tonetta jam i heard, wanna hear it again.
― HURL CROCKERY AT THE MOSQUE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 31 August 2009 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link
81 Inch Pime AssThis song is performed by Tonetta777.
I'm going to tickle your asswith my tongueAs you knowI'm well hungGonna make you laughwiggle and squirtWith just one push you'll scream "ooh that hurt"Gonna tickle your asstickle your asstickle your ass with my tongueBut deep down babyyou love every inchYou'll go crazycaptivity's a cinchI'll own you allyou great big beautiful dollI wished for this nightfor so many pounds of delightYeahI kiss away the pastthanks to your great big ass
― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 August 2009 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link
"I kiss away the pastthanks to your great big ass"
have truer words ever been spoken?
― scott seward, Monday, 31 August 2009 02:20 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5vlco4yvSc
― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 August 2009 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.swift-move.com/videos/id_661/title_81-Inch-Prime-Ass/
― Sébastien, Monday, 31 August 2009 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link
dude is a truly talented songwriter. i am 100% serious when i say this.
― cutty, Monday, 31 August 2009 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfIA-ZqoWKc
― cutty, Monday, 31 August 2009 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link
reason 85793378493 to love the internet
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:16 (fourteen years ago) link
cool but i think i'm going to have nightmares now.
― 123456789 (jim), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Sébastien, you're my hero. Thanks!
― HURL CROCKERY AT THE MOSQUE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 31 August 2009 07:57 (fourteen years ago) link
81 Inch Prime Ass is complete genius, it sounds a bit like the scat-obsessed mid-70's Gainsbourg.
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Monday, 31 August 2009 08:08 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 this guy.
― b hoy hoy (a hoy hoy), Monday, 31 August 2009 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvUeGaa8Ko8
― HURL CROCKERY AT THE MOSQUE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 31 August 2009 14:16 (fourteen years ago) link
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Monday, 31 August 2009 14:22 (fourteen years ago) link
or it gets the hose again
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Monday, 31 August 2009 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link
looks kind of like David Yow in that last one
― DJ AMencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 31 August 2009 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link
first time i saw his vids, i thought they were JJ Cale tracks he was just creepily lipsyncing to
― jaxon, Monday, 31 August 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link
drum machine sync next level shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAbGp5RoMLo
― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 August 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/user/tonetta777archive#play/uploads/121/lrDNva9zj9w
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, 10 September 2009 10:58 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnYv8RTL834
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, 10 September 2009 11:04 (fourteen years ago) link
genius.
― cutty, Thursday, 10 September 2009 11:59 (fourteen years ago) link
$VIRAL$ goes through my head about 50% of the time.
― MACROSOLUTIONS II MEGAHAWKWINDZ (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:19 (fourteen years ago) link
what's the best way to get the audio off of these? none of the sites that purport to do that seem to work.
― GOVERNMENT TRASH QUEEN ON A THRONE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:26 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PyR7ySJPaM
omg... i wonder how long he's been doing these.
― GOVERNMENT TRASH QUEEN ON A THRONE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:32 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz_vuSbLo5M
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link
not watching any of these ever again. Spent last week trying not to sing "i'm gonna tickle your ass with my tongue, as you know i'm well hung" out loud because it was totally stuck in my head.
― amarillo fat (jim), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:41 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCFxT7dCrV0
holy shit side a of the siltbreeze 7"
― GOVERNMENT TRASH QUEEN ON A THRONE (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:46 (fourteen years ago) link
seriously these songs are catchy at fuck. what has he tapped into here?
― cutty, Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link
and the videos are totally not even an essential part of what makes him amazing. it doesn't have to be visual. and it's not a joke.
― cutty, Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Drugs Drugs Drugs is one of the best songs this year.
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, 10 September 2009 12:53 (fourteen years ago) link
I will almost certainly be voting his '09 Youtube collection as a top ten P+J album of the year; we should start a pact.
Glad to hear more tracks where he drops the drum machine.
― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 September 2009 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link
can someone post the mp3 collection again?
― cutty, Thursday, 10 September 2009 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes I'm re-uploading it right now.
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, 10 September 2009 13:56 (fourteen years ago) link
I am a fan of this guy's music
― caek, Thursday, 10 September 2009 13:58 (fourteen years ago) link
is that a penis on his shirt in 'hungry eyes'?
― caek, Thursday, 10 September 2009 14:00 (fourteen years ago) link
You should still be able to dowload the mp3 collection from here :Tonetta777 - 2009 - YouTubeI will put a link to rapidshare later.
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Thursday, 10 September 2009 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link
nice!
― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 31 July 2010 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link
I do it because I don’t have anything else. I just do it in my apartment, you can hear the traffic and the noise, but that’s just the way it is. You do what you gotta do, that’s all. I don’t try to deliberately make a sound; that’s my sound because it’s all I have. But lately Dirk has been sending me a few little things. He sent me a fuzz machine and a drum machine. Everyone was complaining that the beat was the same. Well I only had that one beat programmed into my eight track, so I kept using that beat. Now I can switch the beat. I can’t tune the guitar because the guitar is too cheap, it just doesn’t tune. People complain, they say “Why don’t you tune your guitar?” Well, I can’t. I just wanted to share my music.
http://www.grandprofile.com/Myspace_Comments/Family_Comments/Brother_Comments/images/Bro-You-are-My-Hero.gif
― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 31 July 2010 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link
aside from the piss n' shit stuff, this guy has some genuinely interesting lyrics: 'sex for bux, who got fucked? you, the girl, or the world', for example mentioned upthread
i think i really unironically love this guy
― ␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link
No one gives a fuck anymore.
― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link
why is he naked
― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link
from the interview linked above it really just sounds like he's naked cuz it's funny and weird
― ␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Not calling him a liar, but his insistence on heterosexuality kind of comes off as "PS-I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now."
― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link
i mean but who cares
― 69, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
i had a dream last night that brandon boyd was into piss n' shit
no more tonetta before bed
― ␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Thursday, 5 August 2010 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex2d_gXp-xg
this is astonishing on about 5 different levels and contains the best line of 2010 (WITH OR WITHOUT WE'RE TWO OF A KIND)
but whether he's really appropriating the gaga genderfuck as metaphor for his own enigmatic presence, or if he really just has the hots for lady gaga, wow
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Looks like the fame is going straight to his gut.
― Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
the dance floor was indifferent to $Viral$
― peacocks, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link
no-one gives a fuck any more
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link
exactly. But then some nerd ran up to ask excitedly about Dee D Jackson and he was all like, "I think I have this. I just haven't played it before."
― peacocks, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ug6994nDA4POWERYOU ERUPT MY VOLCANOPOWER
― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 September 2010 11:11 (thirteen years ago) link
album does not disappoint. now matter how shitty the day, almost instantly puts me in a good mood
― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 2 September 2010 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link
^^ OTM. easily my most listened to artist this year. only misgiving is that a lot of his stuff sounds the same. id love to hear him push his music a bit more with stuff e.g. that 'john and yoko' song.
― Michael B, Friday, 3 September 2010 11:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Tonetta interviewhttp://www.hunterandcook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/DSC_0006.jpg
― chromecassettes, Friday, 22 October 2010 11:03 (thirteen years ago) link
secret penis nsfw
― caek, Friday, 22 October 2010 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link
awesome interview.this is pretty good btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysGm6mvVnR4
― The Saga of the Unkillable Mr. Poppins (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 October 2010 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Another lp is cominghttp://blacktentpress.com/images/BlackTentPress-040.jpgThere's a seven inch, as well.http://blacktentpress.com/artist/TONETTA
― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WEluBP2Kjg
this is giving me ~tonetta~ vibes
― .\ /. (dayo), Friday, 3 December 2010 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link
WHOAhttp://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/29587837/BlackTentPress-044.jpg
― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 February 2011 05:02 (thirteen years ago) link
"7 inch"
― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 February 2011 05:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Do you have a link? Seriously, 7 inch? Not 2xlp?
― bamcquern, Thursday, 10 February 2011 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Dear tiny little publishing company, do not fuck up on your LP mastering like last time. Hopefully the Jimmy buffety early sounding stuff makes it on here.
Also, tiny company, please get your price down somehow.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 10 February 2011 05:29 (thirteen years ago) link
I was DJing in a massive art gallery on Saturday Night and one of the artists complained that the music was too corporate so I played 'Really Big Cock' by Tonetta. It was then suggested that maybe I just play Motown.
― Bonnie Tyler The Creator (Doran), Thursday, 10 February 2011 09:00 (thirteen years ago) link
people are horrible
― bamcquern, Thursday, 10 February 2011 09:12 (thirteen years ago) link
the "7 inch" note is about his cock, not the album. It's an LP.http://blacktentpress.com/item/14/TONETTA-777-VOL-II
― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 February 2011 13:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Forks, my LP and 7 inch both had high numbers. Don't know if they are sending later numbers first or if the run is nearing its end.
Mastering on the 7 inch is good, although the source is really lo-fi. The LP is still a bit quiet, but it seems to be an improvement over 777 I. No weird Jimmy Buffett style numbers yet, but I'm hoping.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Delete "weird," insert "awesome" or nothing.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh MY GOD. I just found out about Tonetta and I am enthralled. I am so, so happy right now, watching his Youtube channel.
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link
his beats suck ass
― cold hands of monkeys on my heart (CaptainLorax), Friday, 15 April 2011 04:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Haha, definitely. A 2xLP is in the works. Wonder if I will feel like a sucker for ordering it. This last one was kind of boring.
― bamcquern, Friday, 15 April 2011 06:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm sort of surprised by the focus on his music over the persona. I now love the songs I've heard, but I would probably not have listened to them if I hadn't been drawn in by the first video I saw (forget the name - something w/ lyrics "I'm so horny I could choke on a cock"). The music is kind of a medium for the character for me. Regardless, <3.
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Friday, 15 April 2011 13:18 (thirteen years ago) link
This is great and really sinister; I continue to be amazed that he's capable of consistently producing good new music within such a very narrow wavelengthdude is the minimalist lil bhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iy_jqJPsNo
― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 June 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link
I ordered the vinyls only a month ago. I can't remember the numbering, but it seemed that they were mid-run. I was surprised, I thought they'd have sold out by now.Anyway they sound fantastic
― Boehner & der club of GOP (Ówen P.), Thursday, 16 June 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link
There's a "Drugs Drugs Drugs" remake posted last August with clearer production values:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZFUTJRJ96Y
― The Painter of Blight™ (Sanpaku), Friday, 20 April 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/tonetta-wants-you
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 14:00 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1u2B2FIyAI
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/TheWeightSaint/photos/a.10150431630035227.630937.139080040226/10153920308685227/
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 20 February 2014 17:50 (ten years ago) link
Thought that'd be a new Tonetta video. It wasn't, so I went looking for one. He's not getting worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRUuuOT25eE
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 20 February 2014 20:10 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBFkzgB-9zQ
― look what you did, you lil durk (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 03:18 (nine years ago) link
took me a minute
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 05:52 (nine years ago) link
was curious what tonetta was up to... he's been up to a lot!https://tonetta777.bandcamp.com/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:31 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6UsS_6vP6s
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 July 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link
A couple weeks ago I watched this short "documentary" on him. It's predictably fascinating and teeters between hilarious and heartbreaking. He's also posted a couple cooking videos to youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl7VNgPRm9w
― Fetchboy, Monday, 27 July 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link