Internet Crush!

I had a crush on you rox, until you started those disgusting image threads a few hours ago. We're through!

oh, you love them

all those gross pictures elsewhere on the board and this is the thread that most made me want to barf today

hahaha

Internet renewed crush on ex-fiancee from years and years ago. Neither of us ever got married.

Probably has a crush on you too.

Sure hope so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRusbYIyRNI

into it

I think I finally broke the habit of getting internet crushes on women after the last one which ended in a broken engagement after a whirlwind courtship that, looking back on it, made ZERO sense. I'm basically asexual online and off at this point.

For years I was like "Wah! I get internet crushes on people and they never get internet crushes on meeee!" But then this past year I became the focus of a really quite intense internet crush by someone else. Which went Horribly Wrong and led to 4 months of stalking culminating in harassment and doxxing to the point where I had to get the police involved. So now if I see anything on social media with even a whiff of flirting I get paranoid and freak out and insist on shutting that down FAST. Which probably isn't any healthier a behaviour than walking about with giant heaving crushes on everyone.

So you know *shrug emoji* and no more crushes and concentrating my energy on the idea of sex with robots.