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still granting wishes!

They're so fucking rad!

― god bless this -ation (Abbott), Monday, August 17, 2009 3:53 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

crabRCISE (gbx), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:26 (ten years ago) link

good, good.

elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:30 (ten years ago) link

You know one thing my dick totally loves? Huey Lewis and the News.

or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Saturday, 29 August 2009 00:58 (ten years ago) link

Kenan are you actually Patrick Bateman?

what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Saturday, 29 August 2009 01:05 (ten years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 30 August 2009 23:01 (ten years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 31 August 2009 23:01 (ten years ago) link

* i wish i did not have a dick 2
* i wish i had foreskin 1
* i wish my dick were more narrow 1
* i wish my dick were shorter 1
* i do not have a dick, but i wish i did 1


mince lice (electricsound), Monday, 31 August 2009 23:27 (ten years ago) link

ten years pass...

Mirror mirror on the wall, will I ever again see a live human dick at all?

Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 19:37 (three months ago) link

A dick is a wish your heart makes.

Wait, that's not right...

Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 19:43 (three months ago) link

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