girls, gurls, grrls: c/d, s/d

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I don't know, I thought it was a pretty rational summation of things.

YAH UP UNTIL THE "YOU GUYS CAN KEEP POSTING ABOUT (THINGS JESS THINKS ARE STUPID TO POST ABOUT)" PART. WOW THANKS FOR THE PERMISSION TO WRITE WHATEVER I WANT ON ILX DUDE SORRY ABOUT YOURE SITUATION BUT YOU GOT SOME POON AND BTW ITS POST IN ALL CAPS DAY TODAY. HELP ME ANNOY EVERYONE, THANKS!

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:01 (twenty years ago) link

keep yr cool strongo, don't beat yrself up and put that big brain of yours to work on it. i know it seems like everyone wants to hear yr exploits for one-liner fodder but i think the vast majority just want to encourage you to do the things that half of us are nervous nellies about doing in our own lives.

at least me anyway!

― rgeary (rgeary), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:05 (twenty years ago) link

Oh yeah, I just kind of skimmed over that bit.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:36 (twenty years ago) link

chaki otm.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:36 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.citizenlunchbox.com/monkey/famous/pix/lancelink.jpg

― nickalicious understands dude, you have no idea (nickalicious), Friday, 16 April 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago) link

jess try and get some rest... i hope you feel better soon. you might want to refrain from starting personal threads for a little while until life settles down, as i think the good-intentioned vicarious excitement many of us feel for you might be a destructive force when applied to your real life. in other words, some of us care enough to want you to find a special girl and also to get laid but dont feel compelled to take actions you are not comfortable with for our sake (and you probably dont but its worth saying anyways i hope). if the weather in PA is anything like the weather here in VA, a good walk or bike ride might help.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 16 April 2004 21:00 (twenty years ago) link

If the skittish gay guy knows the boyfriend and her kneeing you in the balls was her way of getting away with it, then that's a little quick-thinking and scary for my liking.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 21:04 (twenty years ago) link

When you put it that way, I ruminate even more about how Jess is in a situation where neither party seems to know what the fuck they're doing.

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 16 April 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago) link

wow, i forgot what a great insult "pill" is.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 16 April 2004 21:33 (twenty years ago) link

I never knew why it was insulting (also, I'm not American).

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 16 April 2004 21:35 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, what does it mean. I thought Jess was just saying "I could always just drop an E instead".

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago) link

no it's an old-school slang word meaning basically "one who is a pain in the ass", i believe

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 16 April 2004 21:51 (twenty years ago) link

And I swear
You’re just like a pill
Instead of making me better
You keep making me ill
You keep making me ill

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 16 April 2004 21:52 (twenty years ago) link

I promise I will never quote Pink again.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 16 April 2004 21:52 (twenty years ago) link

btw, am I missing out on anything by not clicking on the 'my girlfriend informed me that she didn't want to be penetrated' thread anymore? It was horrible last time I looked and it just keeps on growing.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

"Pill Slang An insipid or ill-natured person," says some online dictionary i just googled

& don't even go there. (re: the no penetration thread)

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 16 April 2004 21:54 (twenty years ago) link

It gets worse and worse and more self-righteous as it goes on. I regret posting to it at all.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 16 April 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago) link

I stopped reading it, too. I think it's nearly impossible for anything new or enlightening to have been said at this point.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 16 April 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago) link

I stopped reading it several hundred posts ago.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 April 2004 21:57 (twenty years ago) link

This morning?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 16 April 2004 21:59 (twenty years ago) link

the last thing i posted was the last thing i read.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 April 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago) link

you mean the the thing you JUST posted?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 16 April 2004 22:29 (twenty years ago) link

The next thing I say to you will be true: The last thing I said was false.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 April 2004 22:34 (twenty years ago) link

,$^Sdmalfunction

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 16 April 2004 22:38 (twenty years ago) link

so when i was walking home from work tonight, i saw her on the corner (i havent spoken to her since a few days after i last posted here) with some other guy (who is not her bf because i figured out who he is) and she had her arm around him and then he leaned down and kissed her! WTF

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

(this is after i told her i couldn't see her anymore until she "did something" about her bf.)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

i guess the little skeezer just found a new fuck with fewer morals than yours truly.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

Did she knee him in the groin?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

DOWN WITH GIRLS!!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

Sorry strongo, my sympathies.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

well, on the bright side, this thread could make it to 1000 "answers"

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

So she's cheating on her boyfriend w/ someone else? Maybe it's an elaborate plan to get her boyfriend to dump her and the guy she was kissing is just a stunt kisser.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago) link

Damn you, "stisser," for not being a word.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 21:00 (twenty years ago) link

"sippin on some stisser"

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 21:03 (twenty years ago) link

Be careful what you ask for - http://www.coreystisser.com/

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 21:10 (twenty years ago) link

It just sounds so dirty now.

(And sorry jess -- but don't give up on gurls & grrls.)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 27 April 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago) link

that's the way, son; keep it gangsta.

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 05:13 (twenty years ago) link

if stisser isn't a word, poor corey is working in a vacuum

god j. this sucks, i'm sorry

― amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 06:48 (twenty years ago) link

DOWN WITH MORALS!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 07:27 (twenty years ago) link

UP WITH PANTS!

― Ricardo (RickyT), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 09:29 (twenty years ago) link

Whoa! OK, so she probably=crazy bad lady. Who happens to be very attractive. But screwing around like this is a bit freaked in the head, no?

I hadn't looked at this thread until today. What a cracking lump of quality saga. It should be made into a movie.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 10:19 (twenty years ago) link

i will be played by bobcat goldwaithe

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 10:20 (twenty years ago) link

no, wait, snoop dogg

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 10:28 (twenty years ago) link

something with an animal's name anyway

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 10:28 (twenty years ago) link

John Cougar Mellencampington.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 10:29 (twenty years ago) link

bravo

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 10:30 (twenty years ago) link

four months pass...

augh.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Your glasses not pulling in the blart then?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:13 (nineteen years ago) link

it's been a rough couple of months you know, passantino.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

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