guys
― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Thursday, 27 August 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link
i didn't think last season could possibly be topped but dare i suggest that it may in fact be
SCHISM
― ::googles Brett Favre:: (brownie), Thursday, 27 August 2009 02:05 (fourteen years ago) link
l-r: Rosenfels, Favrehttp://www.vaticanotours.com/g/scisma.gif
― ::googles Brett Favre:: (brownie), Thursday, 27 August 2009 02:07 (fourteen years ago) link
This is really really genius. Still roffling.
Vikings Divided On FavreSources with knowledge of the Vikings locker-room dynamics say some players believe Tarvaris Jackson gives the Vikings the best chance to win, while other players believe Sage Rosenfels gives the team the best chance to win
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 27 August 2009 05:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Michael Vick, Jay Cutler, and Tom Cable must love Favre so much.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 27 August 2009 08:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/090825
this is probably the best thing i've ever read in the history of espn, it all boils down to "if brett favre was a lady, i would yell at him, 'GO HAVE YOUR PERIOD SOME MORE BIG BLOUSY GIRLFACE!!!!'"
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Now, who among us would date Aphrodite? Or better yet, Pamela Anderson Lee?
...huh?
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
can scoop and whitlock please just die?
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
It's kind of incredible how authoritatively sexist dude can be while simultaneously namechecking characters from "The Devil Wore Prada".
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
i just have no idea as to how he took such an easily argued point -- "brett favre is a giant fagface who is constantly having his period all over the nfl" -- and turned it into this...thing.
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
lol are you not familiar with scoop's oeuvre?
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
you have to admit that this is OTT no matter what, tho!
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link
I want to read everything this insane dude has written now because I am not familiar with his oeuvre!
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link
ah his Bolt piece isn't nearly as crazy
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link
have a blast--this is a++ material no doubt but scoop is unequivocally the worst writer on a website that employs rick reilly.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/081015&sportCat=mlb
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh man
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link
:)
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link
"Black kids will love him because he's shown that lazy people can be successful! Wait that's not what I meant, what I meant to say was that his laziness is something black kids will find awesome because they can use it as an excuse not to do any work. I'm not really expressing myself well here, am I?"
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link
i wish i could find this column scoop wrote about like "watching sports with the guys" that was the most unreadable, one-sentence-paragraph-hell piece of shit ever.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
it's not this, but this appears to have a good wtf factor: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/090707
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
1:00 p.m.: Shaq tweets: "Sry cnt mk it. Bk in lab w/Fu-Sniks."
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
some of the comments are magical:
Hey scoop, why don't you just list every athlete that you can think of off the top of your head and number them 1-200? What is the point of us having to read a fantasy bbq story about things we know and don't care about. My real July 4th BBQ stories would make a better column than this junk and I'm a deaf-mute who talks in sign language and is illiterate. ESPN, please get someone with some substance to write about something with a great idea instead of regurgitated garbage like this. The better story would have been CHris Berman and Jaws doing a play-by-play about the new cameraman getting hypnotized by STuart Scotts lazy eyes. Scoop Jackson, you're fired!
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Fantasy football is for suckas.I never understood the point in fantasy football. It's not that I have a problem with the theory of "fantasy" football, I just have a problem with calling millions of people doing imitations of Charlie Casserly "fantasy."...So I gathered five women I've known over the years who happen to be sexy football aficionettes. They're John Claytons in Taraji Henson and Scarlett Johansson shells. None of them knew each other, but for years in many separate discussions, games, events and occasions, I've learned the level at which they love the game. But they've never been in the same room at the same time until now.Alone with them? Me? Three hours? Talking nothing but football?So to all you "fantasy" football fanatics, you can have your fantasy. I got mine.
I never understood the point in fantasy football. It's not that I have a problem with the theory of "fantasy" football, I just have a problem with calling millions of people doing imitations of Charlie Casserly "fantasy."
...
So I gathered five women I've known over the years who happen to be sexy football aficionettes. They're John Claytons in Taraji Henson and Scarlett Johansson shells. None of them knew each other, but for years in many separate discussions, games, events and occasions, I've learned the level at which they love the game. But they've never been in the same room at the same time until now.
Alone with them? Me? Three hours? Talking nothing but football?
So to all you "fantasy" football fanatics, you can have your fantasy. I got mine.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/080911
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link
I'd rather read twenty Scoop Jackson articles than one by Gregg Easterbrook.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link
choice between being insulted repeatedly and spending time w/a retarded person
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
k i'm done now: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/070914
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link
ok that last one
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link
holy shit
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 August 2009 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
i can't even
― crabRCISE (gbx), Thursday, 27 August 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
haha, 99 problems and this guy has them all
― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
wow.
btw i talked to chris kluwe last nite and he said the locker room scism is pretty much made up.
― the turdlike genius of Jeff Tweete´ (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 27 August 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
still i have such a bad feeling about this.
uggggggggggggggggg
this sucks ;_;
― the turdlike genius of Jeff Tweete´ (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 27 August 2009 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
if this doesn't work we will have humiliated ourselves in the worst way possible
― the turdlike genius of Jeff Tweete´ (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 27 August 2009 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.picapp.com/ftp/Preview/0049/brett_favre_Picapp_49782.jpg
Deeeeeesperado....whyyy don't you come to yooooour seeeenses?
you've beeeeen out ridin' fences.....for too long now.....
― the turdlike genius of Jeff Tweete´ (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 27 August 2009 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link
ahahahahaha scoop jackson jesus christ
― horseshoe, Thursday, 27 August 2009 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2452/3862893287_67e4597187_b.jpg
― Thought you were regal/Now who needs "Boston Legal"? (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 28 August 2009 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread made me think of this song fwiw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJcz7KCh85s
― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Friday, 28 August 2009 00:37 (fourteen years ago) link
ok now favre is claiming he has a "cracked rib" despite no one on the vikings seeming to be aware of this injury. decided you don't like the preseason, then, brett?
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 31 August 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^this was super-hilariously + deadpan-ily reported by the blonde lady on nfln. i like her.
― horseshoe, Monday, 31 August 2009 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link
i <3 the sportscenter commercial with the umass minuteman.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
when i had a cracked rib from soccer, i thought i was going to die just by inhaling a cigarette too hard. if mario williams pile drived me, i probably would not have jumped straight up to my feet and went back to play, with my cracked rib. just sayin'
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link
that's what i always hear about rib injuries. best to assume everything you hear about him is a lie.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link
he's like the sarah palin of being a qb, basically.
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link
wow that is so true
― Girls, meet team; team, meet girls (hmmmm), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link
you guys caught the MNF pre-game in which tirico and jaws started repeating the story that favre's pulled out of his ass recently about how he played badly for the jets because he didn't realize he was being traded to them and therefore was confused and learned the wrong offense, because he thought tampa was the team, and gruden basically declined to comment, because, you know, hey, hard to just say straight up "dude is full of shit" on live tv i guess...? it's just...weird, i mean obviously no one in the league is holding his jets stint against him, so why fuss about it?
― the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link
"Believe me, I hope [Wilson is] OK," Favre said. "I hope it didn't look as bad on film as it may have seemed but my intentions, believe me, were not to hurt anyone, including myself. . . . Believe me, my intentions were not to be cheap. . . . I'll be 40 years old in October and was weeding 13 days ago. I wasn't thinking about throwing blocks."
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 13:47 (fourteen years ago) link
BELIEVE ME
I am really enjoying the sea change of opinion about Favre. It seems like everyone hates this dude now.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link