Should giving head be generally reciprocal?

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I used to date a chick who got pissed off if she didn't have five orgasms during one sexual escapade (to my one). That really wasn't so fair and balanced, now was it? It worked out fine in our relationship until one day I decided to skip 3 or 4 and she dumped me like a couple days later. Moral of the story? Always take one of those counting clicker things to bed.

NJ Sucks (libcrypt), Friday, 10 October 2008 14:51 (fifteen years ago) link

What?! That's absurd in so many ways.

Zangelbert Bingledack (ENBB), Friday, 10 October 2008 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Wouldn't it bother you if it was always one-sided?

no, not if ur on the receiving side my dude

cankles, Friday, 10 October 2008 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm a bit glib about it, but that's basically the truth. She wanted someone more focused on her sexual needs, which is fine. I just wasn't that dude. In all fairness to me, though, she was really incredibly sexually demanding, and I think a lot of guys wouldn't have been able to keep up.

NJ Sucks (libcrypt), Friday, 10 October 2008 15:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Anyone who needs to have five orgasms during each sexual encounter is probably a little off.

Zangelbert Bingledack (ENBB), Friday, 10 October 2008 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Anyone who goes to math grad school is also probably a little off, not entirely coincidentally.

NJ Sucks (libcrypt), Friday, 10 October 2008 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link

six years pass...

not necessarily but if not then at least make the tea after ffs

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 24 August 2015 23:35 (eight years ago) link

orig q oddly myopic imo. sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 00:21 (eight years ago) link

Myopic to assume reciprocal oral is focused on a nut imo

let no-one live rent free in your butt (sic), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 01:53 (eight years ago) link

yr right of course i just liked my joek :(

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link

I used to date a chick who got pissed off if she didn't have five orgasms during one sexual escapade (to my one). That really wasn't so fair and balanced, now was it? It worked out fine in our relationship until one day I decided to skip 3 or 4 and she dumped me like a couple days later. Moral of the story? Always take one of those counting clicker things to bed.

― NJ Sucks (libcrypt), Friday, October 10, 2008 10:51 AM (6 years ago)

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usic ally (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 02:16 (eight years ago) link

i think that dude is married fwiw

sarahell, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 03:38 (eight years ago) link

had one ex who very much reciprocated in terms of one for one but the amount of time I was expected to stay down there was insane some nights.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 03:42 (eight years ago) link


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