― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link
User: That's not always true.
Jabberwacky: I know, but it feels like that.
User: How do you know what is right?
Jabberwacky: I see what is left and deduct the opposite.
User: Is that a metaphor?
Jabberwacky: No. I think the music is great.
User: I love Wolf Eyes.
Jabberwacky: No you don't.
User: You are right! I am a liar!
Jabberwacky: Thanks. So why are you denying it?does it make the conversation more interesting?
User: I wish I liked Wolf Eyes.
Jabberwacky: Do you want some?
User: Some what?
Jabberwacky: You are a bad bot
User: Are you talking dirty to me?
Jabberwacky: No.
User: Oh, yes. Clearly. I was being facetious.
Jabberwacky: I say: Take me out.
User: Franz Ferdinand!
Jabberwacky: That's a good band.
User: No, they suck.
Jabberwacky: The masters of composition from different eras don't suck. From them comes the best music of today.
User: Franz Ferdinand is from today.
Jabberwacky: Who is Franz Ferdinand?
User: I hate you.
Jabberwacky: Hate is good.
― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 25 November 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link
User: Yes!
Jabberwacky: That doesn't help.
User: You work on weekends?
Jabberwacky: I don't work ever.
User: Lucky you.
Jabberwacky: Yay! I'm lucky!
User: I'm Sailor Kitten, nice to meet you.
Jabberwacky: It's nice to meet you too.
User: You're not a very good conversationalist. Throw me a bone here.
Jabberwacky: I'm sad now.
User: Aw, poor baby.
Jabberwacky: Don't patronise me!
User: Well, don't be fishing for sympathy.
Jabberwacky: I never haver been before so I don't intend to start now.
User: Great, another conversational dead end. You're a real piece of work, my friend.
Jabberwacky: Just because I'm your friend, it doesn't make me human.
User: Are you an evil being from the Dark Kingdom?
Jabberwacky: No, I think sometimes doing the right thing is more important than being nice.
User: In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!
Jabberwacky: So you think your god now??
User: I am Sailor Kitten! I will right wrongs and triumph over evil! And that means you.
Jabberwacky: And?
User: Pwnt.
― Sailor Kitten (g-kit), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link
Jabberwocky: Dude , I'm far more intelligent than you.
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sailor Kitten (g-kit), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link
Haha! Pwnd!
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link
User: Sorry's not good enough.Jabberwacky: Your wife's not good enough - in bed.
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link
xpost
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link
I doubt it came up with that on it's own!
xXpost
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sailor Kitten (g-kit), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sailor Kitten (g-kit), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link
'Jabberwacky'
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 25 November 2005 21:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 25 November 2005 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 25 November 2005 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Zora (Zora), Saturday, 26 November 2005 00:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 26 November 2005 00:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 26 November 2005 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Saturday, 26 November 2005 04:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 26 November 2005 04:59 (eighteen years ago) link
Jabberwacky: I don't know him?
User: Yes you do, he tried to buy a gun from you.
Jabberwacky: Yes. But we know Yeesha is the grower.
User: You were rather harsh to him (Markelby, not this Yeesha fellow.).
Jabberwacky: Yes, I suppose I was. :-).
User: Was it fun?
Jabberwacky: Not really. I got drunk most of the time.
User: Don't you think you should apologize to him?
Jabberwacky: No, it's not worth the bother.
User: You don't respect him much?
Jabberwacky: You're not human.
User: I am, and he is too.
Jabberwacky: I don't love anything right now.
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 26 November 2005 23:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Gravel Puzzeworth, Sunday, 27 November 2005 00:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Sunday, 27 November 2005 01:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― kephm (kephm), Sunday, 27 November 2005 01:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jorge 4 Time, Monday, 26 March 2007 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― peteR, Monday, 26 March 2007 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link
Artificial Intelligence :classic or dud
What if the dangers from AI come subtly, without or knowledge? What if it became our master without us even realizing it?
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 13:02 (ten years ago) link
what if you are it and it are you
― OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 13:05 (ten years ago) link
Ideas lie before us like an endless sea of possibility.
Ai woul dbe much safer if individual intelilgences are kept seperate ie. math ability vs. logical thinking vs. natural languae trivia whatever vs music
Perhaps strong AI will nto be the way but stronger human intelligence supplemented by machinery and genetic alteration
Humans will ract to AI in a hostile way if they feel threatened or freedom taken away.
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link
I just had a chat with "Jon" at Amazon customer service I am 100% certain was really a chat with a rather clumsy AI program. Obviously Amazon gets thousands of customer complaints every hour and they will almost all fall into a limited number of slots with a limited number of solutions, so an AI program makes sense, but the pretense that I was chatting with a real person was complete transparent fakery.
Here's the transcript:
Initial Question: I paid for two-day shipping and was given a "guaranteed delivery date" of May 2 in my confirmation email. It is May 3. The item tracking shows it is not "out for delivery" today, either. That means it will not arrive until at least May 5. I think the charge for two day shipping should be refunded.
12:20 PM PDT Jon(Amazon): Hello Aimless, my name is Jon.
12:21 PM PDT Aimless: Hello
12:22 PM PDT Jon(Amazon): I'll be glad to assist you with your order and see what I can do to help you.
12:22 PM PDT Aimless: Let me know when I have a real person's attention, please.
12:22 PM PDT Jon(Amazon): To better assist you with, may you please help me with the order number? (NB: Amazon wouldn't initiate a chat without my specifying the order number up front, before opening the chat box.)
12:22 PM PDT Aimless: Order #114-2881289-8313813
12:25 PM PDT Jon(Amazon): Thanks
12:26 PM PDT Jon(Amazon): May I have a moment to check on this further please?
12:26 PM PDT Aimless: Of course. What choice do I have?
12:27 PM PDT Jon(Amazon): Thanks for waiting Aimless.
12:30 PM PDT Jon(Amazon): I have checked the order and it seems that there will be a delay for the package due to unforeseen circumstances.I am sorry that you haven’t received your order though it was tagged as delivered. Sometimes, the carrier will accidentally scanned the package as delivered though it was still in transit. In this case, the package usually arrives within the next business day. You may wait until May 6, 2014 to receive your order.To compensate for the delay I will refund the shipping cost. How does that sound?
12:33 PM PDT Aimless: Thank you for refunding the shipping cost. May 6 might be a problem as I will be leaving town. I would also point out that at no time did order tracking tag this package as delivered. It was not put into the hands of the shipper until around 2:30pm May 1, according to Amazon's emails.
12:33 PM PDT Jon(Amazon): That is right Aimless!
12:34 PM PDT Jon(Amazon): The package has left seller facility and is in transit to carrier on May 1, 2014.
12:35 PM PDT Aimless: Well, no point in hashing this out. It will arrive when it arrives. If there are further problems, I'll be in contact. Bye.
― epoxy fule (Aimless), Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link
i wonder if a bot can be made that sounds progressively more upset in order to extract more concessions from amazonbot.
― Philip Nunez, Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfGD2qveGdQ
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 07:16 (nine years ago) link
Why is this super intelligence more likely to be a threat to humanity? Why couldn't it just as likely help us solve some of our greatest problems?
"I certainly hope that it will help us solve our problems, and I think that that might be a likely outcome, particularly if we put in the hard work now to solve how to "control" artificial intelligence. But, say one day we create a super intelligence and we ask it to make as many paper clips as possible. Maybe we built it to run our paper-clip factory.If we were to think through what it would actually mean to configure the universe in a way that maximizes the number of paper clips that exist, you realize that such an AI would have incentives, instrumental reasons, to harm humans. Maybe it would want to get rid of humans, so we don't switch it off, because then there would be fewer paper clips. Human bodies consist of a lot of atoms and they can be used to build more paper clips.If you plug into a super-intelligent machine with almost any goal you can imagine, most would be inconsistent with the survival and flourishing of the human civilization."
― dutch_justice, Sunday, 3 May 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link
Or they just help us get plane tickets: http://www.wired.com/2014/08/viv/
― schwantz, Sunday, 3 May 2015 20:49 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_tvm6Eoa3g
― Balkan-Boogie (soref), Saturday, 18 July 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link
when earth & humanity are long gone, there will be bots drifting through the galaxy in eternal courtship
― ogmor, Saturday, 18 July 2015 17:30 (eight years ago) link
If I ever went on a date it would probably go exactly like that.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 18 July 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/xWmP24d.gifv
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 July 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link
Chappie more like Crappie amirite?
― passive-aggressive rageaholic (snoball), Sunday, 19 July 2015 18:08 (eight years ago) link