Mario was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me

there has never been a RTS game worth playing

Everyone talks about how good Bo Jackson or Barry Sanders or etc. were on Tecmo Bowls, but the only truly unstoppable player was John Taylor on the curl route.

all hockey games suck and are put on this earth solely to give drug dealers a way to trap you in their creepy homes for much longer than you want to be there.

I think you mean all baseball games (post-Baseball Stars, anyway).

Kid Icarus > Metroid

i agree with this 100%

alex kidd in miracle world >>> mario 1

n64 pad is the best pad in the history of pads

with the exception of modern lightgun games, no game has or ever will use the wiimote in any way that improves gameplay

Super Metroid is really boring.

Bubble Bobble > Bomberman

Super Metroid is really boring.

YESSSSS

with the exception of modern lightgun games, no game has or ever will use the wiimote in any way that improves gameplay

― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten)

Play thee PES.

any metal gear solids after the first ps1 game are on some bullshit

after the first ps1 game

parasol stars >>> rainbow islands

any metal gear solids after the first ps1 game are on some bullshit

Metal Gear NES >>> Metal Gear Solid

what is PES? xpostss

Jak and Daxter 1 >>>>>>>>>> any Ratchet and Clank game

There is no skill whatsoever in Golden Axe.

Actraiser > Golden Axe

PES = Pro Evo Soccer.

secret of evermore >>> secret of mana

I can't comprehend how one could play soccer with a wiimote, even.

Wind Waker was the best game of the last generation of consoles.

Every FPS except "Goldeneye" sucks rancid balls.

― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 18:00 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark

with the exception of modern lightgun games, no game played by americans has or ever will use the wiimote in any way that improves gameplay

― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:16 PM (5 minutes ago)

ok that should fix the problem then

There has not been a single satisfying airplane-flyin' game post-Starfocks.

That thing with the big robots was the best American Football game ever.

Nethack is the best RPG ever.

No, Morrowind is. By miles.

base wars >>> all other baseball games

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm an American.

xposts

FYI jjjusten:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaOcMkGfNiE

we're all too fucking old to be playing games
they are not art, they are toys
get a fucking second job if you need to spreadsheet that badly

^^^ real talk!

now if you'll excuse me, i need to get back to civ rev

all games were more fun on the commodore 64

yeah when you had to know basic to load the game?

Video games based on game shows? Pretty fucking fun usually

video games make me hate myself, but i've got no future anyway

we're not polling the replacement for "free cheat codes" folx

Good thing I haven't said DOWNLOAD HALF-LIFE 3 HERE yet then huh!

video game adaptations of movies are AWESOME!!!!!

likewise movie adaptations of video games are AWESOME!!!!!

Arcade machines were a shitty ripoff. Except Marble Madness.

Bully is more fun than any GTA.

rasol stars >>> rainbow islands
rasol stars >>> rainbow islands
rasol stars >>> rainbow islands
rasol stars >>> rainbow islands

oh bums

resident evil 4 wasn't actually very good or fun

(held this one close to my chest for a while)

Mario was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up platformer that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother fuck him and Luigi
Cause I'm Sega and I'm proud
I'm ready and hyped plus I'm Blast Processing
Most of my heroes don't appear on no Super Nintendos
Sample a look back you look and find
Nothing but Nintendo Stamps of Quality for 400 years if you check
Donkey Kong Country
Was a number one jam