Mario was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me

fighter's destiny on the N64 is better than all of them

tekken > street fighter is like when I said the shield > the wire

fifa is better then pro evo

pro evo is better than fifa

Corollary: a d-pad is just as good as an arcade stick.

Arcade sticks are shit, a d-pad is much, much better.

The Neo Geo was bollocks.

n64 controller is better than the playstation controller

Saturn NiGHTS controller is still the best game controller I've ever used.

anyone who liked any devil may cry wants to fuck his mom

somewhere along the way, we lost sight of the challops

yeah, but i'm still laughing

Most PC game franchises are shitty. Civ is shitty, Myst was shitty, The Sims made a fun first impression but ultimately sucks, and World of Warcraft is for people who want to manage a bunch of panels but are too stupid for the Adobe CS suite.

The best Tony Hawk game is #4.

Super Puzzle Fighter is better than Tetris in every way.

Kid Icarus > Metroid

Carcassone > Catan > Puzzle Quest

Final Fantasy IX is the best one.

All the FF games are terrible.

Bump 'n Jump in its arcade version is the best racing game ever.

pad is better than kb/m for fps

Every FPS except "Goldeneye" sucks rancid balls.

king boy/mato?

inverted controls are for nerds.

u shut ur whore mouth

there has never been a RTS game worth playing

Everyone talks about how good Bo Jackson or Barry Sanders or etc. were on Tecmo Bowls, but the only truly unstoppable player was John Taylor on the curl route.

all hockey games suck and are put on this earth solely to give drug dealers a way to trap you in their creepy homes for much longer than you want to be there.

I think you mean all baseball games (post-Baseball Stars, anyway).

Kid Icarus > Metroid

i agree with this 100%

alex kidd in miracle world >>> mario 1

n64 pad is the best pad in the history of pads

with the exception of modern lightgun games, no game has or ever will use the wiimote in any way that improves gameplay

Super Metroid is really boring.

Bubble Bobble > Bomberman

Super Metroid is really boring.

YESSSSS

with the exception of modern lightgun games, no game has or ever will use the wiimote in any way that improves gameplay

― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten)

Play thee PES.

any metal gear solids after the first ps1 game are on some bullshit

after the first ps1 game

parasol stars >>> rainbow islands

any metal gear solids after the first ps1 game are on some bullshit

Metal Gear NES >>> Metal Gear Solid

what is PES? xpostss

Jak and Daxter 1 >>>>>>>>>> any Ratchet and Clank game

There is no skill whatsoever in Golden Axe.

Actraiser > Golden Axe

PES = Pro Evo Soccer.

secret of evermore >>> secret of mana

I can't comprehend how one could play soccer with a wiimote, even.

Wind Waker was the best game of the last generation of consoles.

Every FPS except "Goldeneye" sucks rancid balls.

― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 18:00 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark

with the exception of modern lightgun games, no game played by americans has or ever will use the wiimote in any way that improves gameplay

― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:16 PM (5 minutes ago)

ok that should fix the problem then

There has not been a single satisfying airplane-flyin' game post-Starfocks.

That thing with the big robots was the best American Football game ever.

Nethack is the best RPG ever.