Mario was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me

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no way cutty believes those

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

all games before the snes aren't actually fun

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

rc pro am is a racing classic

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

^^

the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

any racing game without jumps in it is a waste of goddamn time

please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

speaking of which--gran turismo sucks for all time

fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

daaaaaaaaaaamn, truth bomb

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

high fives u are correct xpost

please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I did like gran turismo a lot but prob had the most fun when i customised my car's suspension so it drove like it was on a bouncy castle.

ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i love it forever and yet you are correct

the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Waverace 64 was the best racing game released on any format during the 1990s.

Also, Tekken > Street Fighter.

JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Peter Molyneux has never made a good game.

Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Also, Tekken > Street Fighter.

^^^

ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Waverace 64 was the best racing game released on any format during the 1990s

super monaco gp was calling u names at breaktime

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Also, Tekken > Street Fighter.

challops of the highest order

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

The Commodore 64 was bollocks.

Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

virtua fighter > tekken

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

NV you hurt me in my heart

please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

virtua fighter > tekken

that's a given though

I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

fighter's destiny on the N64 is better than all of them

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

tekken > street fighter is like when I said the shield > the wire

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

fifa is better then pro evo

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

pro evo is better than fifa

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Corollary: a d-pad is just as good as an arcade stick.

JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Arcade sticks are shit, a d-pad is much, much better.

Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

The Neo Geo was bollocks.

JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

n64 controller is better than the playstation controller

fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Saturn NiGHTS controller is still the best game controller I've ever used.

I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

anyone who liked any devil may cry wants to fuck his mom

the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

somewhere along the way, we lost sight of the challops

Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, but i'm still laughing

cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Most PC game franchises are shitty. Civ is shitty, Myst was shitty, The Sims made a fun first impression but ultimately sucks, and World of Warcraft is for people who want to manage a bunch of panels but are too stupid for the Adobe CS suite.

The best Tony Hawk game is #4.

Super Puzzle Fighter is better than Tetris in every way.

Kid Icarus > Metroid

Carcassone > Catan > Puzzle Quest

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Final Fantasy IX is the best one.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

All the FF games are terrible.

I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Bump 'n Jump in its arcade version is the best racing game ever.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

pad is better than kb/m for fps

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Every FPS except "Goldeneye" sucks rancid balls.

I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

king boy/mato?

the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link

inverted controls are for nerds.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

u shut ur whore mouth

cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

there has never been a RTS game worth playing

please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Everyone talks about how good Bo Jackson or Barry Sanders or etc. were on Tecmo Bowls, but the only truly unstoppable player was John Taylor on the curl route.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

all hockey games suck and are put on this earth solely to give drug dealers a way to trap you in their creepy homes for much longer than you want to be there.

please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I think you mean all baseball games (post-Baseball Stars, anyway).

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Kid Icarus > Metroid

i agree with this 100%

damo tsu tsuki (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

alex kidd in miracle world >>> mario 1

damo tsu tsuki (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

n64 pad is the best pad in the history of pads

damo tsu tsuki (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

with the exception of modern lightgun games, no game has or ever will use the wiimote in any way that improves gameplay

please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Super Metroid is really boring.

Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Bubble Bobble > Bomberman

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

You can definitely turn off the GPS, cause I always do.

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 14 July 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

ten years pass...

The updated graphics in Super Mario All-Stars are awful. The parallax scrolling in particular absolutely ruins Mario 3.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 16 August 2021 23:38 (two years ago) link

is that not conventional wisdom? certainly what i always thought from whenever I first encountered all-stars.

I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 00:10 (two years ago) link


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