no 'normal' controls challops pls, we've already established u r big manbabies
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link
real gentlemen play as Jaws xp
― tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link
This is one of JimD's he might have forgotten:
F-Zero X is better than Wipeout. lol.
Unfortunately the writers of Wipeout Fusion seemed to have the same idea.
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link
oh that's a good one; I agree with him
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't think wipeout is that good tho
virtua boy was pretty fun
― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link
dreamcast wasn't very good guys
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link
none of the Sonic games have been any fun
― tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link
wait did I open videogames truth bombs all of a sudden
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link
dr mario is more fun than tetris
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link
peggle is boring and stupid
(ok I don't really believe that)
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link
no one REALLY likes metal gear solid
― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
"goldeneye had terrible controls and sucked"
GOD yes. A real sackful.
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
plants vs zombies is even boringer and stupider
kojima should stop making games
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Game Boy Pocket was the best Game Boy
― tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
i really like metal gear solid
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Sid Meier's Railroads is really fun.
― JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
cm4 is the best of the lot
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Spore was worth the wait! (joeks, never actually played)
― bnw, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link
(This is the one I'm always banging on about, but...)
The best version of Chuckie Egg was on the Dragon 32.
― JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link
phantasy star is the greatest franchise ever
― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link
shenmue was really awesome
― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Civ games are fascist
― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Shigeru Miyamoto is actually not that great of a video game designer
― tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
no way cutty believes those
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
all games before the snes aren't actually fun
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
rc pro am is a racing classic
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link
^^
― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link
any racing game without jumps in it is a waste of goddamn time
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link
speaking of which--gran turismo sucks for all time
― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link
daaaaaaaaaaamn, truth bomb
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link
high fives u are correct xpost
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link
I did like gran turismo a lot but prob had the most fun when i customised my car's suspension so it drove like it was on a bouncy castle.
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
i love it forever and yet you are correct
― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Waverace 64 was the best racing game released on any format during the 1990s.
Also, Tekken > Street Fighter.
― JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Peter Molyneux has never made a good game.
― Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Waverace 64 was the best racing game released on any format during the 1990s
super monaco gp was calling u names at breaktime
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link
challops of the highest order
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link
The Commodore 64 was bollocks.
― Someone left the cape out in the rain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link
virtua fighter > tekken
NV you hurt me in my heart
― please link to them and breathe into a paper bag (jjjusten), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
that's a given though
― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
fighter's destiny on the N64 is better than all of them
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
tekken > street fighter is like when I said the shield > the wire
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
fifa is better then pro evo
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
pro evo is better than fifa
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Corollary: a d-pad is just as good as an arcade stick.
― JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link
but then ... sniper fail?
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link
heh u got me there
― goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
u two around for some bf1943?
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
now? aye could be.
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
in an hour-ish maybe, still @ werk
― goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link
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― we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't see the appeal of Worms
― kingfish, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:07 (fourteen years ago) link
I play Worms so goddamned much, it's kinda embarrassing.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:09 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^^^^^guilty
― all that heroin and he choked on the damn mouthpiece (stevie), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 09:56 (fourteen years ago) link
doom is not the best game of 1993
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link
doom is markedly inferior as a single player game to most other sprites-and-fake-3d FPS games
― thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
nice challop
― antexit, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.penguinpetes.com/images/Heretic_ss_1.jpg
oh, how i tried to enjoy this.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
― thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link
i liked hexen!
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link
my friends, that is HERETIC, predecessor to Hexen, and of it one might say "Well, it was better than Rise of the Triad."
The game was reviewed in 1995 in Dragon #217 by Jay & Dee in the "Eye of the Monitor" column. Jay gave the game 2 out of 5 stars, while Dee gave the game 3 stars (but suggested that "if you loved Doom, you'd call this" 5 stars).[1]
Dee was very wrong.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link
heretic ii was awesome though
― Nhex, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, but I liked hexen!
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link
shh you
― Nhex, Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link
I got New Super Mario Bros. Wii for xmas. Should I keep it or take it back and wait for a better wii game?
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 11 January 2010 06:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Shenmue being awesome is surely truth bomb rather than challops.
― toastmodernist, Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Vexx was genuinely clever and imaginative.
― goldenarsehat.jpg (Schlafsack), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link
GPS ruined GTA.
― JimD, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:53 (twelve years ago) link
(bought the steam rockstar pack so I'm currently replaying San Andreas while also playing Gay Tony for the first time. Turns out finding your own way from A to B while learning the maps was a lot more fun than just following a dotted line).
― JimD, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:55 (twelve years ago) link
The only good gta is the first one.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 14 July 2011 05:03 (twelve years ago) link
xp i agree, but you can turn it off (i think? or is it just the voice you can turn off)
but the gps in Nu Liberty City was almost pointless anyway because it obeyed one-way streets. Fuck that slow ass shit.
― Ste, Thursday, 14 July 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
You can definitely turn off the GPS, cause I always do.
― Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 14 July 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link
The updated graphics in Super Mario All-Stars are awful. The parallax scrolling in particular absolutely ruins Mario 3.
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 16 August 2021 23:38 (two years ago) link
is that not conventional wisdom? certainly what i always thought from whenever I first encountered all-stars.
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 00:10 (two years ago) link