tails would pwn the shit out of knuckles in a fight
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link
ffx is better then ffvii
99% of xbox live arcade is MAD OVERRATED, mostly because of nostalgia
― bnw, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link
halo while fun is like the mcdonalds of FPS (not all that chall I guess)
― bnw, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link
first zelda is retarded and corny
― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link
games aren't art
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link
do you have to believe the challops?
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:00 (fourteen years ago) link
oh yeah. title is one of mine btw.
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link
wii is the most hardcore console of the current gen
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link
3d zeldas have, for the most part, been a failure and are boring
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:02 (fourteen years ago) link
OK who can make me a mod cos heads have to roll here
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link
super mario bros 2 is the best 2d mario
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:07 (fourteen years ago) link
all 2d isometric point n click rpgs are shit
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link
^fallout 3 DESTROYS its predecessors
― bnw, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link
there is absolutely nothing redeeming about Age of Empires II
― tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link
super mario sunshine is better than super mario 64
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link
goldeneye had terrible controls and sucked
(i truly believe this)
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link
^^I will come after you with dual DD44s
― tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
oddjob was a legit choice for mp fuiud
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
a legit choice for gentleman lacking cojones
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
no 'normal' controls challops pls, we've already established u r big manbabies
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link
real gentlemen play as Jaws xp
― tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link
This is one of JimD's he might have forgotten:
F-Zero X is better than Wipeout. lol.
Unfortunately the writers of Wipeout Fusion seemed to have the same idea.
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link
oh that's a good one; I agree with him
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't think wipeout is that good tho
virtua boy was pretty fun
― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link
dreamcast wasn't very good guys
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link
none of the Sonic games have been any fun
― tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link
wait did I open videogames truth bombs all of a sudden
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link
dr mario is more fun than tetris
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link
peggle is boring and stupid
(ok I don't really believe that)
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link
no one REALLY likes metal gear solid
― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
"goldeneye had terrible controls and sucked"
GOD yes. A real sackful.
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
― ledge, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
plants vs zombies is even boringer and stupider
kojima should stop making games
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Game Boy Pocket was the best Game Boy
― tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
i really like metal gear solid
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Sid Meier's Railroads is really fun.
― JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
cm4 is the best of the lot
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Spore was worth the wait! (joeks, never actually played)
― bnw, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link
(This is the one I'm always banging on about, but...)
The best version of Chuckie Egg was on the Dragon 32.
― JimD, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link
phantasy star is the greatest franchise ever
― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link
shenmue was really awesome
― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Civ games are fascist
― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Shigeru Miyamoto is actually not that great of a video game designer
― tony dayo (dyao), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
no way cutty believes those
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
all games before the snes aren't actually fun
― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
rc pro am is a racing classic
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link
^^
― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link
okay more than half of those are truth bombs but I felt like sharing
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link
None of those are truth bombs.
― Poxy Fule Of Kryptonite (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 31 August 2009 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link
If Braid was made by Capcom it wouldn't have gotten 1/100th the acclaim that it did, like a 5-year-old classical pianist who can play a decent Bach at a regional talent show. It's fun for a while and all but gimme a break!
― OLIGARHY (Z S), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:43 (fourteen years ago) link
katamari damacy is overra... overrat... I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 August 2009 04:04 (fourteen years ago) link
ha i almost went there
― bnw, Monday, 31 August 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link
it would be like badmouthing your own mother (3)
― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 August 2009 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link
KD is a lot of fun, but for me not very addictive. I burned through all the levels fairly quick and moved on to other games.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 31 August 2009 05:51 (fourteen years ago) link
FPS are always better on console
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:56 (fourteen years ago) link
that's not even close to challops, though
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:57 (fourteen years ago) link
fps? better on console? crazy talk
― Nhex, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:59 (fourteen years ago) link
here is me rapidly turning round on a console fps to face a threat behind me ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link
are you pressing a z button or sleeping?
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link
gunplay w/a mouse is like having sex w/a fleshlight
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link
sex with a mouse is just tight
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link
WASD is an anagram of AIDS
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah I said it
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:11 (fourteen years ago) link
FPS are not better on a console but spending a fifth of the amount you would on a PC to buy an Xbox which you then play said FPS on is pretty classic.
― BIG jock KNEW aka the steindriver (jim), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Basically never again will I have an up-to-date PC.
― cutty, Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:08 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, September 8, 2009 7:00 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark
turn up your sensitivity!
― goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
but then ... sniper fail?
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link
heh u got me there
― goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link
u two around for some bf1943?
― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link
now? aye could be.
― this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
in an hour-ish maybe, still @ werk
― goole, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link
― OTM Level III (latebloomer), Wednesday, September 9, 2009 4:41 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
― we like cars, we like cartoons (dyao), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't see the appeal of Worms
― kingfish, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:07 (fourteen years ago) link
I play Worms so goddamned much, it's kinda embarrassing.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 06:09 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^^^^^guilty
― all that heroin and he choked on the damn mouthpiece (stevie), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 09:56 (fourteen years ago) link
doom is not the best game of 1993
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link
doom is markedly inferior as a single player game to most other sprites-and-fake-3d FPS games
― thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
nice challop
― antexit, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.penguinpetes.com/images/Heretic_ss_1.jpg
oh, how i tried to enjoy this.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
― thomp, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link
i liked hexen!
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link
my friends, that is HERETIC, predecessor to Hexen, and of it one might say "Well, it was better than Rise of the Triad."
The game was reviewed in 1995 in Dragon #217 by Jay & Dee in the "Eye of the Monitor" column. Jay gave the game 2 out of 5 stars, while Dee gave the game 3 stars (but suggested that "if you loved Doom, you'd call this" 5 stars).[1]
Dee was very wrong.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link
heretic ii was awesome though
― Nhex, Thursday, 31 December 2009 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, but I liked hexen!
― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link
shh you
― Nhex, Thursday, 31 December 2009 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link
I got New Super Mario Bros. Wii for xmas. Should I keep it or take it back and wait for a better wii game?
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 11 January 2010 06:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Shenmue being awesome is surely truth bomb rather than challops.
― toastmodernist, Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Vexx was genuinely clever and imaginative.
― goldenarsehat.jpg (Schlafsack), Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link
GPS ruined GTA.
― JimD, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:53 (twelve years ago) link
(bought the steam rockstar pack so I'm currently replaying San Andreas while also playing Gay Tony for the first time. Turns out finding your own way from A to B while learning the maps was a lot more fun than just following a dotted line).
― JimD, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:55 (twelve years ago) link
The only good gta is the first one.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 14 July 2011 05:03 (twelve years ago) link
xp i agree, but you can turn it off (i think? or is it just the voice you can turn off)
but the gps in Nu Liberty City was almost pointless anyway because it obeyed one-way streets. Fuck that slow ass shit.
― Ste, Thursday, 14 July 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
You can definitely turn off the GPS, cause I always do.
― Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 14 July 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link
The updated graphics in Super Mario All-Stars are awful. The parallax scrolling in particular absolutely ruins Mario 3.
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 16 August 2021 23:38 (two years ago) link
is that not conventional wisdom? certainly what i always thought from whenever I first encountered all-stars.
― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 00:10 (two years ago) link