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"Somebody wants to make the stuff in china? fine. But they're going to pay an import tariff that works out to more than the cost of domestic production."

Uhh...Why?

I don't want a big international economics debate but "American Flags" is not what comes to my mind when someone asks me "what do you mean by 'critical infrastructure' ". Yes, there is always the chance that if China suddenly declares war on the U.S., they might decide to bogart all the U.S flags, inconveniently leaving us with nothing but our miniature Mexican flags from Cinco de Mayo and making for a real bummer of a 4th of July, but I think we'd be able to make due. And China would never declare war during summer anyway.

On a slightly more serious note, there are seriously very few things that are less important than the fact the dyed and stitched pieces of cloth that proudly wave above used car dealerships all across America are not actually made by noble and upstanding people within the nation the cloth is supposed to represent, but are in fact made by small brown foriegners.

I'm sure Americans make a bitchin flag, but if I'm ever feeling patriotic and wanna purchase one, I think I should have the ability to purchase a cheaper imported one if I desire without some artifical "made by foreigners omg!" penalty stamped onto it to steer me toward a path of patriotic correctness.

DustinR, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 09:08 (sixteen years ago) link

^ That cartoon up there obviously means that fags going to Palestine to protest against Israeli policies end up as meat on Palestinian dinner tables.

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 12:55 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm not seriously suggesting that flag manufacture is critical to domestic infrastructure, but it's pretty emblematic not to say funny that everything has been sent somewhere else, by the folks who eagerly wrap themselves in one to show their true patriot grit n' stuff.

kingfish, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/071807.jpg

today's fun quiz: see if you spot the exact line of cog.dischord from one of dialogue to the next!

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN072007.jpg

kingfish, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link

NOT ENUFF MIDRIFF

Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link

And surely she shouldn't be on active service with 2 broken wrists?

Neil S, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't get that Rolling Stones one.

C. Grisso/McCain, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

He's saying that ron wood doesn't use toilet paper. Why he chose ron wood to say this, yer guess is as good as mine

kingfish, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I like how there are no veterans coming back from Iraq with PTSD from being so proud in Iraq.

humansuit, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0718cd.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/payn070721.jpg

out of material? just re-run a 3 month old strip.

kingfish, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

The Reid and Moore cartoons seem to be compliments.

bnw, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I was sorta just thinking that.
Like, "yeah, way to influence the will of the people with your persuasive rhetoric" and "ooh, aren't we cool with our christian principles and beliefs". That'll show em!

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link

dumb publics be listening to stuff

tremendoid, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 23:29 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0718cd.jpg

This could be an (admittedly pious) cartoon for the left.

Mark C, Thursday, 19 July 2007 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/071907.jpg

HAW HAWS, stoopid "intellectual" librul journalist speaks French! Good thing our macho Dubya-loving warrior babe has no time for such latte-isms!

kingfish, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I have to stop reading this thread.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link

wot, you don't like your military puppets doing the disbelieving and arms-crossed-across-chest stances? even when they uncomfortably have a fully loaded M4 slung around their neck like any other accessory?

Actually, i figured you would have had a stronger reaction to the sexy war story thing currently bannered on DbD.

kingfish, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Those Chuck Asay comics are so wordy. If I wanted to read words, I'd read the newspaper!

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 20 July 2007 07:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Check out the sweet stainless-steel-looking workdesk the guy has:

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/072007.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sickosocial.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20070720RZ1AP-Iraq.jpg

kingfish, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm070720.jpg

kingfish, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm thinking about calling up the Day by Day website and disabusing him of his use of idiomatic English.

elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Socialism coming soon, eh?

DJ Mencap, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link

yup, and iron fisting! it will be GLORIOUS

kingfish, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I was realizing this thread is probably how my Dad feels watching O'Reily: what are them liberals up to today?

bnw, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Expedient.com?

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link

... cuz, you know, it's like expedia cuz it's a travel site and the terrorists are calling up hilary's website for troop movement information because wait hold on what?

elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link

right, socialism is clearly the coming -ism...

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Upthread... they're trying to pull the Iraq rug out from under the US troops 'cause Iraq is all the troops have to stand on and if Iraq disappears the troops will fall over? Maybe it would make more sense if the dude was an Iraqi and the rug was the troops.

Maybe I'm missing something, I have been drinking. (I know the Day by Day cartoon would make no more sense sober though.)

ledge, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:57 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/072307.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070723.jpg

haha! oh, that duck never ceases to amaze! Algore sure is fat lol!

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/8203_thumb.gif

kingfish, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link

fun never stops:

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/8213_thumb.gif

hey, we can all agree with this one:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/boomerembar.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/07.07.20.ZeroVisibility.jpg

oh those democrats.

kingfish, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/07.07.19.DrumsofWar.jpg

kingfish, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

no one even reads the enquirer anymore! xpost

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I have to stop reading this thread.

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, July 19, 2007 3:37 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv072407a.jpg

sweet, you have the 1993-slacker mixed with 1980s-movie-"goofball"-character. How wacky!

kingfish, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.autogrammalbum.de/images/Levine__Jerry.JPG

kenan, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link

http://del.icio.us/tag/teenwolf

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN072707.jpg

I like how Bill Oreilly/FNC's attempts at attacked JetBlue for their support of the YearlyKos thing has spread around to the other usual rightwing idiots.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tnrsit.jpg

Again, if you do anything but clap louder in support, you are actively disrespecting our troops, if not completely re-enacting apocryphal stories of hippies

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070725.jpg

this is awesome. apparently, the target of this full week's worth of character assassination is al gore. I guess the duck must of run out of al sharpton attacks.

kingfish, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I want a remote that says "click" when I turn off the TV

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link

i guess i don't really have a problem with that last one

it's a knock on live earth: fine by me!

river wolf, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link

OMG defiant boredom. That is so hot in conservative TV watchers.

humansuit, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Chris Muir is a virgin, right?
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/072507.jpg

milo z, Thursday, 26 July 2007 00:45 (sixteen years ago) link

PREGNANT WOMEN B FAT LOLZ

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Dial back an F-stop? What, do they not have enough light for exposure?

Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 26 July 2007 06:37 (sixteen years ago) link

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2006-08-03.png

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-25.png

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-18.png

haha, oh those stoopid tax-paying citizens. How dumb are they if they think they're opinion matters for anything, regardless of whether they actually have family over there dying in the sandbox?

kingfish, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:21 (sixteen years ago) link

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-23.png

thank God he copyrighted this

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-20.png

wow, an overheated market reaching new heights? funny story about what happens with that...

http://newsbusters.org/gaggle/2007-07-19.png

i can't tell if this is just a need for thickheaded literalism, or just a really lazy grasp at some sort of joke, or both.

kingfish, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0725cd.jpg

haha. "tort lobby". whatsamatta, you can't use "trial lawyers" to demonize the guy anymore?

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0725dd.jpg

good thing the other side doesn't keep moving those goalposts.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0725bd.jpg

exactly, b/c you get no better result than killing off all sex education. Man, those liberal teachers. Think they're so big with their 8x10 glossies of current presidential nominees, what do they know.

kingfish, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link


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