Larry Charles to direct Borat movie

vid of Borat's response to the Kazakh lawsuit against him

"...and cleanest prostitutes in all of Central Asia!"

http://myspace-434.vo.llnwd.net/01168/43/49/1168299434_l.jpgTHIS SCREENING IS
FREE!
YOUR PROFILE IS YOUR TICKET!

MYSPACE.COM PRESENTS
THE BLACK CARPET SCREENING
of

BORAT
Cultural Learnings of America for
Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

September 20th, 2006
25 CITIES, 6 COUNTRIES, 1 NIGHT, 1 BORAT!
Berlin, GER - Dublin, IRL - London, GB - Sydney, AUS - Toronto, CA
Atlanta, GA - Austin, TX - Boston, MA - Cleveland, OH - Chicago, IL
Dallas, TX - Denver, CO - Kansas City, MO - Los Angeles, CA
Miami, FL - Minneapolis, MN - Nashville, TN - New York, NY
Philadelphia, PA - Phoenix, AZ - Portland, OR - San Diego, CA
San Francisco, CA - Sacramento, CA - Washington DC

ALERT: BORAT HIMSELF WILL ATTEND ONE OF THE BLACK CARPET SCREENINGS!!!
That's right, the man himself will appear at one of the 25 screenings around the world to greet his dedicated fans!
Which screening? We're sworn to secrecy! You'll have to show up to find out which one!
NOT A HOAX! NOT A DREAM! NOT AN IMAGINARY STORY! BORAT WILL BE THERE!

THIS SCREENING IS
FREE!
YOUR PROFILE IS YOUR TICKET!

Bring a printout of your profile with
THE BLACK CARPET and BORAT
in your Top 8/12/24/etc for FREE admittance!

ONE PROFILE, ONE PERSON
FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE
Entry is limited so get there early to ensure success!

THEATER LOCATIONS
PLEASE NOTE: No cellphones or cameras will be allowed in the theater!
INTERNATIONAL
all times local
BERLIN,
GERMANY
CineStar SonyCenter
at the Potsdamer Platz
Potsdamer Stra§e 4
Berlin, GER
Doors: 9pm DUBLIN,
IRELAND
Cineworld Dublin
Parnell Centre
Parnell Street
Dublin, IE
Doors: 8pm LONDON,
ENGLAND
Cineworld Shaftesbury Ave
Trocadero
7-14 Coventry Street
Piccadilly Circus
London, GB
Doors: 8pm SYDNEY,
AUSTRALIA
Hoyts Cinema
Broadway Shopping Centre
Cnr Greek & Bay Street
Broadway 2007
Sydney, AU
Doors: 6pm TORONTO,
CANADA
Paramount
259 Richmond Street West
Toronto, ON M5V 3M6
Doors: 9pm

UNITED STATES
all times local
ATLANTA
Regal Hollywood 24
3265 Northeast Expressway
Chamblee, GA, 30341
Doors: 9pm DALLAS
Studio Movie Grill
4721 W. Park Blvd. #100
Plano, TX 75093
Doors: 9pm MINNEAPOLIS
AMC Southdale
400 Southdale Center
Edina, MN 55435
Doors: 9pm PORTLAND
Regal Lloyd Center
1510 NE Multnomah Blvd.
Portland, OR 97232
Doors: 9pm

AUSTIN
Alamo Draft House South Lamar
1120 S. Lamar
Austin, TX 78704
Doors: 9pm DENVER
CC Cherry Creek
3000 East First Ave.
Denver, CO 80206
Doors: 9pm NASHVILLE
Regal Green Hills
3815 Green Hills Village Dr
Nashville, TN 37215
Doors: 9pm SACRAMENTO
Century Downtown Plaza
445 Downtown Plaza
Sacramento, CA 95814
Doors: 9pm

BOSTON
Regal Fenway
210 Brookline Ave
Boston, MA 02155
Doors: 9pm KANSAS CITY
AMC Studio 30
12075 S. Strang Line Road
Kansas City, MO 66062
Doors: 9pm NEW YORK CITY
AMC Empire
234 W. 42nd. St at 8th Ave
New York City, NY 10036
Doors: 9pm SAN DIEGO
Edwards Mira Mesa 18
10733 Westview Pkwy
San Diego, CA 92126
Doors: 9pm

CLEVELAND
Richmond Town Center
631 Richmond Road
Richmond Hts, OH 44143
Doors: 9pm LOS ANGELES
AMC Century City
10250 Santa Monica Blvd
Suite 2000
Los Angeles, CA 90067
Doors: 9pm PHILADELPHIA
UA Riverview
1400 S. Columbus Blvd
Philadelphia, PA 19467
Doors: 8pm SAN FRANCISCO
AMC Metreon
101 Fourth Street
3rd Floor
San Francisco, CA 94103
Doors: 9pm

CHICAGO
AMC 600
600 N. Michigan Ave
Chicago, IL 60611
Doors: 9pm MIAMI
AMC Aventura
Aventura Mall
19501 Biscayne Blvd
Aventura FL 33180
Doors: 9pm PHOENIX
Harkins Arizona Mills
5000 E Arizona Mills Circle
Tempe, Arizona 85254
Doors: 9pm WASHINGTON DC
Georgetown
3111 K Street, NW
Washington DC 20007
Doors: 9pm

LOVE BORAT? LOVE MUSIC? CHECK OUT THE SOUNDTRACK!
Borat: Stereophonic Musical Listenings That Have Been Origin In Moving Film "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan." Avaiilable October 31st on Kuzcek Records and Downtown/Atlantic Records.

SEE YOU SOON!

1) free screenings such as these

and

2) I have brother. His name is Bilo. He once have a demon that live in his head so we open his head and place a dry fish inside to eat the demon, but the demon become angry and make Bilo a retard. He is sex crazy! All day long in his cage he look on porno!

This Bilo son Boltok

http://www.borat.tv/ms_blog/wolfboy.jpg

in other news:

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Borat-hf.homepage_featured.jpg

the avclub uses borat as a teaser, but never really says much about their review of the Toronto festival

"Do not listen him. He is Uzbek impostor."

I wish I'd seen that news thing :(

hahahahah

http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/09/borat_goes_to_w.html

Hilarious.

Friday, September 29, 2006

My Speehes on Kazakhstan Embassy. Here is what I say.

Jagshemash, my name Borat Sagdiyev. I would like comment on recent advertisements on television and in media about my nation of Kazakhstan, saying that women are treated equally, and that all religions are tolerated – these are disgusting fabrications. These claims are part of a propoganda campaign against our country by evil nitwits Uzbekistan – who as we all know are a very nosey people, with a bone in the middle of their brain.

There is a man name Roman Vasilenko who is claiming to be Press Secretary of Kazakhstan. Please do not listen this man, he is Uzbek imposter, and is currently being hunted by our agents. I must further say on behalf of my government, that if Uzbekistan do not desist from funding these attacks, then we will not rule out the possibility of military intervention.

If there is one more item of Uzbek Propoganda claiming that we do NOT drink fermented horse urine, give death penalty for baking baigels, or export over 300 tonnes of human pubis per year, then we will be left with no alternative but to commence bombardment of their cities with our catapaults.

Furthermores, all claims that our glorious leader is displeased with my film, 'Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan' is lie. Infacts main purpose of Premier Nazharbayev's visit to Washingtons is to promote this moviefilm. This why together with Ministry of Information he will be hosting a screening tomorrow evening, to which he have invitate Premiere George Walter Bush and other American dignitaries - Donald Rumsfeld, Bill Gates, OJ Simpson and Mel Gibsons.

This screening will be followed by cocktail party and a discussion of closer ties between our countries at Hooters.

Thank you, I must now return to Embassy where my government need me.
Chenquieh

US President George W. Bush(R) shakes hands with Kazakhstan President Nursultan Nazarbayev during a meeting in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, DC. Bush chose not to publicly confront Nazarbayev on human rights, as the oil-rich Central Asian giant's leader visited the White House.(AFP/Mandel Ngan)

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At the white house, talking to un-amused security.

Also, i didn't know that the Baikonur Cosmodrome was in Kazakhstan.

Nazarbayev has sought to raise the profile of the oil-rich former Soviet republic and assure the West that, contrary to Borat's claims, his is not a nation of drunken anti-Semites who treat their women worse than their donkeys.

lolol

The main hobbies in Israel are dreideling and drinking the blood of gentile children.

then there's this, about the ADL raising concerns...

He ventures deep into unmediated America, spot-tests some big, surprisingly ambitious sociological theories, then wrestles a fat guy naked.

http://uk.rottentomatoes.com/m/borat/

it's getting the best reviews that i've ever seen for a comedy.

12 for 12 is nice & all, but it'd be a better barometer of its widespread acceptance w/ more Variety-type raves and less JoBlo.com and CliffYablonski.edu raves.

"We went out, came back in with the cameras, he wouldn't do it!"

Yeah, It's kinda hard to take the web, um, critic seriously when their quote reads:

"There are a lot of blue state folks who are offended by Cohen's portrayal of Kazakhstan as a backwards country of idiots. Hopefully, Cohen will find a way to make fun of these fun-hating cretins in his next picture"

Liberals hate comedy. These emo-terrorists want nothing more than to destroy our laughter. Never forget.