the Artie Lange appreciation thread

or perhaps any other service

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lol

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My favorite line is, 'Thick forest of bullshit and chaos.' (!)

that whole letter is sorta eloquent

somehow it sounded worse when howard read it on air

ass baby

I like his stationery.

dana got it for him

I can't see whatever I'm supposed to be seeing in Calstars post and I'm totally out of the loop living overseas now. What am I missing there?

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Has anyone been to Pasquale Rigoletto's?

lol i was guna post that picture

also kudos @ henry hill as emotional friend bit this week. A++++++

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fell asleep on the air again

this morning

Wow, i hadn't seen new pics of him in a while. Looks kinda shockingly like shit. Get well soon, artie.

yah it came out today that he is a type 2 diabetic. he's a mess.
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morning big guy.

Type 2 diabetic = Time to lose some weight and lay of the Jack a little, bro. I say this out of love, understand.

artie wants a fight

what happened today jeff

long story: http://www.marksfriggin.com/news.htm#thu

short story: howard wanted to talk about the artie / sal & richard drama but sal & richard refused to come in the studio. later in the show, artie got high off subutex. towards the end of the show, sal & richard finally came in and acted like morons. artie began berating them and threatening to beat sal up. he got really mad at sal and started throwing things (CDs?) at sal, so sal and richard left. artie was really strange and started talking about how much his life sucks and he's not right for the show and howard should fire him. eventually, sal came in an apologized and howard tried to end it, but it lingered. howard told everyone that they weren't allowed to talk about it, especially on the wrap up show.

daaaaaamn

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a fan caught him at mc'ds while on his diet yesterday. he called in sick today. rolling artie update thread.

This is really starting to get like the Ebert thread where every time it's revived you kind of expect the worst.

poor guy. i watched the tv version of he and sal fighting and artie had this unsettling look on his face.

the thurs show was really hard to listen to....the guy hates himself something awful.

yah when he started throwing shit... man. that episode is up for download if anyone wants to hear.

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somebody has to help him, he's turned into daniel johnston!

hey calstars you shoulda put that on my new howard stern thread!

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http://defamer.com/359813/artie-lange-rockets-to-top-of-celebrity-deathwatch-list

stupid artie. they really need to ship him off to detox land.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/12706/dirty-work

'what are you doing!?! you're ruining don giovanni!' 'don giovanni?? who's that dude??' 'the opera!' 'oh, the opera. yeah, we are ruining that.'

directed by bob saget

so many lolz

hello, REAL COPS?

"i could've gotten MY NOSE BIT OFF BY A SAIGON WHORE"

don rickles

'i dont know what youre talking about, these cars are fully loaded!' 'fully loaded with dead hookers!'

great movie

NOTE TO SELF: LEARN TO FIGHT

"You've got a personality like a dead moth. Why don't you get yourself a horse and move to the mountains and don't bother anybody."

Dirty Work is the best comedy most hated by critics. I don't think I've seen a review that's higher than 1 star for this thing, yet every 2 minutes my ribs are surely tickled!

for some reason i never put it together that that was artie till just now. dirty work was one of those movies that was SO hyped by my friends that i ended up hating it when i finally saw it, but its pretty classic in retrospect.

Christ almighty:

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I really feel so bad for the poor guy.

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