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No, Capn save-a-boxed-wine titles DEF goes to my ex's mother: she kept an extra case of both white & rose in the hall closet, and one chilling in the fridge at all times.
― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link
Also, she thought that "light" wine had less
alcohol as well as fewer
calories, so she'd have a few extra glasses to make up for it. And her husband wouldn't let anyone tell her otherwise.
Actually it was hilarious.
― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link
Don't ask me, go ask the lady who says "I'll be right back, I have to fix muh hair" and comes back with hair exactly the same but MORE EYE MAKEUP ON.
― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link
six years pass...
wo Buck Chuck
(Aaron Redner)
You can take your fancy liquor
I don’t need Dom Perignon
James Bond likes his martinis
Others live on sweet Patron
But I’m just a simple man
Who believes in fate and love
When I want to get my buzz on
I believe in Two Buck Chuck
(chorus:)
Two Buck Chuck! (x16)
Well it’s the first time to the in-laws
And you'll be wanting to impress
You’re looking mighty stylish
Oh, you sure know how to dress!
You’ve not a worry in the world
Everything is looking up
The paper bags beneath your arms
Are filled with Two Buck Chuck
(chorus)
Well now everybody’s talkin’
About the best kept secret news
Raise a glass, celebrate!
Raise another, if you choose
It’s high class livin’ for a dime
Now you’re wanted, it won’t get stuck
So pop the cork, tilt the bottle
And fill that cup with Two Buck Chuck
(chorus)
― how's life, Sunday, 20 January 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago) link
nine years pass...