http://www.rodin-web.org/works/pix/draper_odysseus_sirens.jpg
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link
can someone link to this crucial moment of drama plzzz
― gff, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm in the office on a sunday and i'd like to not get anything done
Mod Req board
― Rock Hardy, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link
o i just checked modreq.
http://www.gilcon.net/files/Gilda.jpg
xp
― gff, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i.treehugger.com/files/Emily_Litella-792387-thumb.jpg, amirite?
― Rock Hardy, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i.treehugger.com/files/Emily_Litella-792387-thumb.jpg
i stand corrected
― gff, Sunday, 13 January 2008 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
within the month
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Do you guys really think that if lj sends an email next month saying that he changed his mind he'll just be unbanned? Have some faith in the mods! After finals.
― 31g, Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link
and ye shall know him by his verbose sockpuppet
― John Justen, Sunday, 13 January 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ urgent and key
― darraghmac, Monday, 14 January 2008 09:39 (sixteen years ago) link
RIP Big Man, heaven needed a creepy little bastard.
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 14 January 2008 11:08 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ 4-4-2
Who's going to write long pointless pieces that exist for the ILX intelligentsia to roll eyes at and the Britpop Zing Crew to zing at? Any nominations?
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 14 January 2008 11:10 (sixteen years ago) link
It's like smoking. If you get past the third month, yours is the world and everything in it. And what's more, ....
― Mark G, Monday, 14 January 2008 11:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Jagger will presumably be too busy running the country to return
― That mong guy that's shit, Monday, 14 January 2008 11:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Jagger will presumably be too busy running the countryserving as a scriptwriter for the third series of The I.T. Crowd to return
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 14 January 2008 11:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Jagger will presumably be too busy running the countryserving as a scriptwriter for the third series of The I.T. Crowd filling the obligatory endearing buffoon role in BB9 to return
― Matt DC, Monday, 14 January 2008 11:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Jagger will presumably be too busy running the countryserving as a scriptwriter for the third series of The I.T. Crowd filling the obligatory endearing buffoon role in BB9 snorting coke off of aristocrat tits to return
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 14:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Jagger on coke sounds like the funniest shit ever.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 14 January 2008 14:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Jagger will presumably be too busy running the countryserving as a scriptwriter for the third series of The I.T. Crowd filling the obligatory endearing buffoon role in BB9 snorting coke off of aristocrat tits having coke snorted off his tits to return
-- HI DERE, Monday, January 14, 2008 2:50 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 14 January 2008 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Jagger will fail exams and never again have access to teh internets.
― darraghmac, Monday, 14 January 2008 14:58 (sixteen years ago) link
I know you're reading this, Louis. Put down the internet and get back to the books.
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 14 January 2008 14:59 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.carondelet.pvt.k12.ca.us/frankenstein/Reviews/daniiellle_files/image011.jpg No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 14 January 2008 15:29 (sixteen years ago) link
NED I might go mad with fear out there, so Todd, I want you to shoot Daddy if he tries to get back in.
TODD (crying) Okay, Dad.
NED Okay. (He leaves and starts singing.) Que sera sera, whatever will be, will be...
The shelter is very quiet.
MOE Hey, uh, I got an idea: we can play a game to pass the time. Uh, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, er, you all try to guess what it is.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 14 January 2008 15:30 (sixteen years ago) link
We should have a " x days before LJ returns " counter at the top right of every page.
― StanM, Monday, 14 January 2008 15:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Way to bump up interest for the traditionally slow Northern Hemisphere summer period.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:10 (sixteen years ago) link
You, You're such a big star to me You're everything I wanna be But you're stuck in a hole And I want you to get out I don't know what there is to see But I know it's time for you to leave We're all just pushing along Trying to figure it out, out, out
All your anticipation pulls you down When you can have it all, You can have it all So come on.
So come on, get it on Don't know what you're waiting for Your time is coming don't be late, hey hey So come on See the light on your face Let it shine Just let it shine Let it shine
Stop (stop) Being so hard on yourself It's not good for your health I know that you can change So clear your head and come 'round You only have to open your eyes You might just get a big surprise And it may feel good And you might want to smile, smile, smile
Don't you let your demons pull you down 'Cause you can have it all You can have it all So come on
Oh come on, get it on I don't know what you're waiting for Your time is coming don't be late, hey hey So come on See the light on your face Let it shine Just let it shine Let it shine
(Hey) Hey (Let me know ya) Let me know ya (You're all that matters to me) You're all that matters to me (Hey) (Let me show ya) Let me show ya (You're all that matters to me) You're all that matters to me
So come on, get it on I don't know what you're waiting for Your time is coming don't be late, hey hey So come on See the light on your face Let it shine Just let it shine Let it shine
(Hey) (Let me know ya) Let me know ya (You're all that matters to me) You're all that matters to me (Hey) (Let me show ya) Let me show ya (You're all that matters to me) You're all that matters
(Shine) Hey (Let me love ya) (Shine) Let me love ya (Shine) (You're all that matters to me) (Shine) Oh come on See the light on your face Let it shine Just let it shine (Shine all your light over me) Shine
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:13 (sixteen years ago) link
guys I just had a great idea
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:14 (sixteen years ago) link
Tombot: ideas man.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:14 (sixteen years ago) link
it goes like this: this poll belongs on ITR thank to Dom for sealing it btw
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:15 (sixteen years ago) link
in b4...
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:16 (sixteen years ago) link
It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air When those two wet gits, with their girly curly hair Make another song, for marronic holidays that nausiate-ate-ates in a million different ways From the shores of Spain, to the coast of southern France No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo Eat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears Cassarole your gran, dis-embowel yourself with spears
The disco is migrating, the sound is loud and grating It's truly nausiating - let's do the dance again..
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes Yes you'll hear this song, in the holiday discos And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes la la la la la la la....
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:19 (sixteen years ago) link
lol at deletion of other thread
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 13:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― ILX System, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
what happens if I delete a poll before it closes?
― John Justen, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 05:23 (sixteen years ago) link
ILX implodes?
― The blue-green world is drenched with horse gore, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 07:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― ILX System, Thursday, 17 January 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link
yo
bringin' some badass goodwill to this funforsaken infodump
― Just got offed, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link
!!!!!!!!
― jim, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Hi dere. So how were exams?
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
XD
― max, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
missed u boo
If only Dom was alive to see this day.
RIP.
― jim, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Hello, nice to see you.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link
It's been totally boring while you were gone.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Utterly flat.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey everyone! Exams have gone pretty well all things considered. Should know the result by next week but realistically a 2.1 should be what I'm aiming for. Really happy to have gotten it all over with! And yeah, I missed you all too, if that doesn't sound too soppy. Thanks for all these kind words, wow!
― Just got offed, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link
oh yeah, chaki and Dom got banned btw
― HI DERE, Thursday, 29 May 2008 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey big fella, if you and I could only work together we might do something for the infodump. Hellenise it.
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Welcome back Louis Jagouir:)
― vaqueros, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link
WWWWWWWWWWelcome back LJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
― G00blar, Thursday, 29 May 2008 23:02 (fifteen years ago) link
hi louis!! we missed you, dude
― Rubyredd, Thursday, 29 May 2008 23:12 (fifteen years ago) link
welcome home captain lou
http://www.ugo.com/images/galleries/captainloualbano_filmtv/captainloualbano_1.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 May 2008 23:12 (fifteen years ago) link
it really wasn't the same without you
― electricsound, Thursday, 29 May 2008 23:32 (fifteen years ago) link
whoa, thanks everyone! all things considered i've taken it rather lightly so far, although there is the distinct possibility i may not feel the same in a few hours' time.
as for what the deal is well the deal is i have nothing to do save two extremely important operations, viz. 1) seal the deal with beautiful 25 yr-old grad student i've sorta been dating, 2) play bass guitar to an adequate standard to perform before gambolling crowds in 3 weeks' time
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link
pics or neither happened
― gff, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link
welcome back old son
http://journalperu.com/pics/2007/03/pope_benedictxvi.jpg
― J0rdan S., Friday, 30 May 2008 01:30 (fifteen years ago) link
blessings!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:33 (fifteen years ago) link
OMG LJ YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND!? DETAILS PLZ
― Rubyredd, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:34 (fifteen years ago) link
feel free to visit the 'ask rubyredd' thread if you need some totally useless relationship/dating advice.
― Rubyredd, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link
she isn't a gf yet, it's pretty complex. we went out for drinks and dinnerz four weeks ago then broke off cause we were both busy. now she's agreed to see me even though the mental autistic passionate mediterranean limey retard in me sent her lengthy love-messages during the initial stoking of fires, when playing it cool would have been optimal. ball's in her court now. and the courting is in her [INCONTROVERTIBLE MODERATOR EDIT]
cheers hoos and gff and everyone else, y'all bros
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:39 (fifteen years ago) link
sent her lengthy love-messages during the initial stoking of fires
http://www.thisshirtrocks.com/productphotos/shocker_close_display.jpg
― J0rdan S., Friday, 30 May 2008 01:41 (fifteen years ago) link
has dude gotten his CB invite yet
― El Tomboto, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:43 (fifteen years ago) link
he has now
― TOMBOT, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:44 (fifteen years ago) link
already there but thankig u anyhow, the unturfing of shiroibasketsho3s is probably cb's greatest achievement, apart from temporary ilx peace and prosperity
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:50 (fifteen years ago) link
I invited him a month or so ago
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 May 2008 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link
LJ, honestly - and i know 99% of ilx would disagree with me - if the mental autistic passionate mediterranean limey retard is a big part of who you are, there's really no point in suppressing it, and why should you? you want a girl who LIKES that kind of thing. if you pretend to be someone you're not, you just have to keep pretending or end up disappointing a person who thought you were someone else.
― Rubyredd, Friday, 30 May 2008 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link
RR is wise.
― ENBB, Friday, 30 May 2008 02:29 (fifteen years ago) link
the mental autistic passionate mediterranean limey retard
not the vacuum!
― mookieproof, Friday, 30 May 2008 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link
if the mental autistic passionate mediterranean limey retard is a big part of who you are, there's really no point in suppressing it, and why should you? you want a girl who LIKES that kind of thing. if you pretend to be someone you're not, you just have to keep pretending or end up disappointing a person who thought you were someone else.
what works for ILX works for the ladies
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 May 2008 02:52 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd like to give a big "BAN LOUIS JAGGER" shoutout to the homiez that couldn't make it to this wonderful day.
― King Boy Pato, Friday, 30 May 2008 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey Louis, nice to have you back!
― Mark C, Friday, 30 May 2008 09:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Cheers :D
What RR said is very true, although I hope she appreciates the need to perhaps keep one's wilder passions in some sort of discretionary check when someone isn't ENTIRELY sold on you QUITE yet!
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 May 2008 09:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey Louis. What all those other folks upthread said.
― Pashmina, Friday, 30 May 2008 10:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Nice! jus realised Louis is back. And at the top of top posters for the month no less :D
― wilter, Sunday, 1 June 2008 23:23 (fifteen years ago) link
kid, candystore
― Just got offed, Sunday, 1 June 2008 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link
I am <3ing it btw.
― wilter, Sunday, 1 June 2008 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link
badass goodwill, my friend, it's the future, of ILX and of humanity
― Just got offed, Sunday, 1 June 2008 23:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Noodle Vague 110 Just got offed 88 J0rdan S. 40 Herman G. Neuname 34 moonship journey to baja 32
TOP OF THE WORLD, MA
― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 1 June 2008 23:35 (fifteen years ago) link
plz don't explode :(
― Just got offed, Sunday, 1 June 2008 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link
no wait me being below you means I'M the exploding gas tank and YOU'RE the one who shoots me taking us both down
i'm sure an analogy could be drawn out of this, like you say "lol mansun suck" and then i write a 10-page profanity-filled rant and then we both get banned for too much writing about mansun :(
― Just got offed, Sunday, 1 June 2008 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link
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― wilter, Sunday, 1 June 2008 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey - RS. You freaked me out with the spotting thing so that yesterday morning when I was stood on the red line platform at Park St. heading towards Harvard Sq. I thought about how any of the people (well any of the men presumably) around me could be you and I wouldn't know it.
― ENBB
― buzza, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:59 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i54.tinypic.com/2r59b0n.jpg
― markers, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah yeah hysterical, wasn't it?
― master of retardment (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link
is lj even on the boards these days or have i missed a username change
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 September 2019 00:32 (four years ago) link
im a go ahead and stop u right there and say yes he's still here
― wario in the streets, waluigi in the sheets (m bison), Saturday, 14 September 2019 00:33 (four years ago) link
ty
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 September 2019 00:36 (four years ago) link
wait is that a clue