France Shaped Pond?

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Much Hard One, Saturday, 2 February 2008 00:56 (sixteen years ago) link

lol self-pwned

Much Hard One, Saturday, 2 February 2008 00:56 (sixteen years ago) link

While I found the:


to be quite droll, I can't say the same for the:

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Aimless, Saturday, 2 February 2008 01:22 (sixteen years ago) link



be treachery

afoot these days.

In my own defense,

I must state that he

completely took that out

of context, but for the life me

I cannot fathom the reasoning behind

such underhanded attacks, attempting to

besmirch my good name through twisting my own

post into some wretched mangled unintelligible

gibberish completely devoid of all feelings

or thoughts of misgiving, leading him over

the brink of sanity into the abyss we

all know and love as drunken stupor

or even better likened unto the

state "three sheet windedness"

where we set sail on the

good ship Cutty Sark

a lovely blended

Scotch malt



еdë §téè£, Saturday, 2 February 2008 03:18 (sixteen years ago) link

GODDAMN I misread this as "France Shaped iPod"

Ol Bertie Dastard, Saturday, 2 February 2008 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Michael White, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes. I had heard that practioners of Transcendental Meditation (aka TM(tm)) had mastered the art of levitation.

Aimless, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes that is true but we practitioners of Accidental Medication have mastered the art of levity.

еdë §téè£, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 05:10 (sixteen years ago) link

i dont see the face...but that other picture looks like large chicken eggs, no?

sadie8707, Thursday, 7 February 2008 05:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, but that's what THEY want you to think..... you mustn't give in.... think of anything else except for pink chicken eggs.

Where do they get pink chickens anyway?

еdë §téè£, Friday, 8 February 2008 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link

sadie8707, Friday, 8 February 2008 04:45 (sixteen years ago) link

This is a late thought, but has anyone searched that pond for frogs?

Aimless, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Papiere, bitte, Frösche!

Michael White, Thursday, 14 February 2008 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Wait.     I     MAY     have      discovered    something!

Aimless, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link

It was just a paper clip. I used it to clean my ears.

Aimless, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I have found that a pipe cleaner, used like furry floss, works better for me.

You might try that some time!

еdë §téè£, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 02:17 (sixteen years ago) link

I was thinking perhaps of using trained caterpillars. So far, though, I haven't identified a species willing to undertake the journey voluntarily, and I have found that jamming them in just makes things worse rather than better.

Aimless, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 02:17 (sixteen years ago) link

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