The Interview

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"Now, now, Mr. Clown. Mind your manners."

But she said...

"Tut, tut, none of that now. It was an innocent slip of the tongue."

Did you hear what YOU said!

"You're a filthy sonofabitch."

My monkey loves me

Zen Clown Critic (Zen Clown), Thursday, 18 December 2003 21:16 (twenty years ago) link

He doesn't, you know. He said you reminded him of the fouteenth century, when I asked him why he shrugged and said "oh, you know..."

Fucking hell, I said, a talking monkey.

The internet has now achieved everything it set out to do, and can stop.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 19 December 2003 02:09 (twenty years ago) link


hurley (hurley), Friday, 19 December 2003 11:33 (twenty years ago) link

Wow that's deep

Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:19 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...
Hey, Jacob? You out there?

If indeed you and Judy have been married for a year now, please accept my heartfelt best wishes. Have you gotten her a gift? If I'm not mistaken, for the first aniversary, it's toothpaste, and as the years go by it gets more expensive.

I think I can speak for everyone on this forum, Jacob, best wishes and may the Force be with you.

If not for you, we might not be.

Martin William Stoetzle, Zen Clown, on behalf of the AAD forum.

(I am seriously assailed by my curiousity here...Are you Jacob Wu?)

Zen Clown, Monday, 6 June 2005 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey Rex?
I'll bet you've got Jake's addy...give him a poke.

Zen Clown, Monday, 6 June 2005 03:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes but is he really Doctor Wu?

George (Matt), Monday, 6 June 2005 08:39 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
I believe he's studying at the University of Winconsn Milwaukee

Heave Ho, Friday, 30 March 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

oops he's already said that in the interview

Heave Ho, Friday, 30 March 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

eight years pass...

I have been invited to a "work focused" interview with ever charming dwp next week, can't wait. My partner is gravely ill and my son is in peak adolescence, which is a nightmare for any parent, but is slightly more challenging when he has classic autism and is tending towards violent behaviour. The worst thing is that I really do miss work and it would actually be an easier option than being a fucking carer. That is the thing that "benefit scum" types always fail to understand.

xelab, Sunday, 22 November 2015 02:32 (eight years ago) link

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