I hate coffee

additionally if you take milk you are incorrect.

I was going to make this exact same joke.

Pak n Save doesn't sell Lipton lime & ginseing herbal tea anymore, i am sad.

do any of these people still post to ilx?

Caffeine deficiency slowed them down so much that they all got run over by a bus.

no one hates coffee

i like to mate

i think i hate it now

i like the name "fergus noodle" though

yr doing it rong

no one hates coffee

― jelky, Friday, March 14, 2008 5:43 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's true i don't know how to make it anymore, it always tastes like acid it's disgusting please help

i fill the coffeemaker up to the 8

4 regular scoops, 2 heaping scoops

i think the scoop holds a tablespoon? will check.

this makes 4 cups. use this same ratio when i make less coffee

thanks mr que but i don't think i can even learn

no you can - i have faith

you need coffee

nothing makes me distrust people more than when they don't like coffee--i can even (barely) forgive someone for not liking Creedence, but coffee. . .??

i don't really like creedence mr que i mean it's ok it's just not me

i like coffee if someone else makes it but that gets kind of $$$

okay i'm going to take a deep breath here and reevaluate

one mistake was this week i got 8 o'clock garbage coffee and it's like ground up pennies or something, but it was bad before that

oh geez--do you mean chock full of nuts? my #1 piece of advice=buy the very best coffee you can afford. like buy the shit that smells like drugs. it should be a rich blackish color, not pale brown maxwell house shit

i fill the coffeemaker up to the 8

4 regular scoops, 2 heaping scoops

That's some strong coffee!

Also, can even (barely) forgive someone for not liking Creedence, but coffee. . .?? = LOL

ugh i wanna die

i like irish coffee

it's strong, but not too strong. no one has ever complained (besides mother in law, who just jokes about it). it's not bitter, either.

i like strong, black, not acidic, chocolaty-ish

i get compliments all the time, when people drink my coffee

harbl i think you might like the whole foods pacific rim or pleasant morning buzz.

i am almost out of my giant stash of bladucci's beans but i guess that's ok bc i am moving to a good coffee city.

one thing: always buy beans and grind yr own.
also i get compliments.
also always buy beans and grind yr own. it's really gross, the reason (incidentally i heard this on terry gross' show!).

i got a bialetti and i think i just hit the sweet spot cuz i have been makin some really great not-actually-espresso recently

pleasant morning buzz is what we jam at our house

jam on, friend.

i make coffee strong, but half it with warm milk, then add nutmeg and honey in the evening.

i'll drink it black in the mornings tho.

wait what is the reason? am i brewing coffee made of ground up bugs or poop? xp

pleasant morning poop

yeah, ground up cockroaches mixed in with yo beans :(

probably using too much coffee idk

i just don't trust all those lines

Those lines are hard to trust

I need to do something about my coffee game too but first I need to stop using Cafe Bustelo espresso grind in my french press.

bustelo. i spent a lot of time at HARD TIMES CAFE MN And spend a lot of time at ROCHAMBO here and at MA FISCHERS

3cup max 20m @ ma fischer's. 1.59@.90c refills@rochambo. 1$cup/.50ç rfl@mn. im going to rochambo now

My friend had an espresso machine at her apt and used the Bustelo and it was SO GOOD (although also "so hot" and "so sweet" so maybe I should try those qualities too). Sadly does not work out the same w my french press.

The ridiculously cheap totally not fancy Mexican beans we have been using somehow taste pretty good with our espresso machine! I say "our," but it is totally the spouse's baby. I never touch it, I just drink the stuff. We also use milk and sugar so I dunno I'm sure that helps the el-cheapo beans.

in orbit, harbl - your respective sitches sound custom-made for the mighty aeropress. trust

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbla3pMZpl1r3hgy9o1_1280.jpg

gonna buy some nail polish and head over to ROCHAMBNO

I had friends living in Singapore the past few months, they made side trips to Hanoi and Bali and brought me these:

http://i.imgur.com/Xl5VKTx.jpg

I feel like the Vietnamese one on the left is pretty much a scam as it was much cheaper and is very careful to use the word "weasel" a lot without every mentioning that it passed through a civet cat's digestive tract. The Indonesian one was much more expensive, specifically mentions having been shit out by an animal, and was purchased from a place with an actual civet cat on display so it's either a more elaborate scam or is actually real and therefore exploitative to animals.

Either way, I'm going to aeropress one or both of these tomorrow.

i wd drink that civet cat shit coffee

i think the cuisinart is dead. the thing that keeps coffee from dripping out while the pot is not in the machine is not staying pushed in enough, i think. so it keeps overflowing unless i am vigilant about pushing the pot back into place every 30 seconds. i would like some fancy contraption but i don't have time for that in the morning and don't want to clean it. time for another shitty coffee maker.

after i came back from drinking the world's worst coffee for two weeks in georgia and wanted to just quit coffee maybe i will

have a pleasant withdrawal

cries

Faster, hotter, bolder...better. Enjoy the ease of your morning routine with this culture maker on your countertop. With fully programmable settings that let you brew less than a full pot, set a wakeup brew time, control the strength of the brew & more, this coffee maker caters every cup exactly to your liking.

?

Thanks to Amazon I can get new coffee socks so I'm going back to my Nel drip

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0207/8554/products/coffee_time_socks_1024x1024.jpg?v=1394733662

Coffee sock ranks behind only silk stocking milk tea in my all time drinks list

it's possible the coffee machine being broken is all in my head. i can't tell yet. is it dripping more slowly than normal? idk.

You could always get a Keurig

NOOOOOOOO

harbl I think you'd be into these youtubes of images of coffee makers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68K_wx1cd5k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtoC-HhYGbQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BulocK5aUkY

cold-brewing in a french press is my new thang

i love those videos so much 龜

+ that one is mr. coffee, too. i would love a coffee machine i could personify & refer to in the third person in my life.

great videos

http://i.imgur.com/xf8FA9a.jpg

sitting here happily drinking my completely decent pour-over coffee and now subjected to THIS ^^^^^^^ day ruined

Don't waste that garlic sauce!

Keurig has little hot chocolate pods now, and it comes out really gross. They actually found a way to screw up hot chocolate.

would drink

I never wash my coffee mug either

― 龜, Sunday, April 5, 2015 6:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do you drink it black? otherwise how does it not turn into a sticky disaster?

― the late great, Sunday, April 5, 2015 6:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wow who puts shit into their coffee

― 龜, Sunday, April 5, 2015 6:05 PM (2 hours ago)

luv u

:)

As promised here is a pic of my coffee utensils

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/1CED18FB-0B3D-47F1-A836-55ED81EAE176_zpskgdzxc68.jpg

never wash my moka pot, ur not supposed iirc, it has all those wonderful coffee oils on it

there are grounds in my coffee, grounds in my coffee

http://gawker.com/today-in-product-review-spoilers-the-480-pour-over-co-1713865008

my hario is even more dirty now

Re pour-over "systems:" are these noticeably different from, say, a Chemex or one of these?

http://zo-d.com/blog/archives/images/OneCup.gif

i think the difference comes from the filtering mechanism i.e. is it paper or cloth or metal

everything else is just marketing