Nipples! Apes! Lawsuits!

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This story's kind of hot until you get to the end and find out the women are 47 and 48 years old.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 18 February 2005 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Koko likes the sexy grannies.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 18 February 2005 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link

'The zoo's publicist, Sue Allen, said, "Those of us in Cleveland would say: 'Only in San Francisco.' " '

those nipple-bearing frisco heathens!

man, why couldn't have this been in that movie Congo?

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I had to leave for lunch right after I posted this and I thought to myself, "Dan will be the first person to say something."

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha come on Mike that's not exactly a Kreskin style prediction! EVERYONE knew Dan would be the first one to say something!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I wrote 'Nipples!' first just to lure him out.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Nipples:Dan=Candy:Hanzel & Gretyl

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Nipulls

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

GET YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF ME, YOU DAMNED DIRTY APE!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 18 February 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago) link

San Francisco attorney Stephen Sommers, who is representing Alperin and Keller, has a transcript of that chat.

"There's a history with this nipple thing," he said, leafing through the transcript and pointing out the word "nipple" -- which he'd highlighted in pink -- each time it appeared.

In pink. Like nipples.

― C J (C J), Saturday, 19 February 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, like some nipples.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 February 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

True.

Like mine, anyway. All three of them.

― C J (C J), Saturday, 19 February 2005 19:02 (nineteen years ago) link

CJ, are you related to Anne Boleyn? Or perhaps, Krusty the Klown?

― Michael White (Hereward), Saturday, 19 February 2005 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link

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