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whose line is it, anyway?

kirsten k (kirsten), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

i would say Johnny Vaughan, but cut out my tongue, i think he can be alright

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Simpsons ten years ago = made me laugh til it hurt.

The Simpsons now = makes me laugh til it hurts, but I feel a strange guilt for enjoying so heartily something that everyone else thinks sucks.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

i maybe harsh on The Simpsons...but i havent laughed out loud at it for years now, and my feelings on the show's decline have been well documented already on this forum i believe

Chris Tucker (maybe he is live, but not in films)

Alan Davies (not since he started doing Abbey National adverts or bloody Jonathan Creak)

Harry Enfield (not for about ten years now!)

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

cartoons that are extremely gory, i.e. loony tunes

Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Larry Sanders Show

Girolamo Savonarola, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Come to think of it, Gary Shandling in general.

Girolamo Savonarola, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Looney Tunes are violent, but they aren't gory. Or have you been watching the director's cut versions?

Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Letterman (apart from the Top Ten lists...sometimes)

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

My Family IS funny and Smack the Poney can have some well good bits.

Stuff that isn't funny:

Victoria Wood
Absolutely Fabulous (no arguments - it isn't funny)
Spaced

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bush Sr.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Dave Chappelle Show.

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

violent, gory, whatever. they're still not funny.

Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

LPTJ piece on the new Strokes album. But then I have no soul.

Aaron A., Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

if you think My Family IS funny but Spaced isnt then god help you...


..you must just have a different opinion to me, or something...

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

at least My Family has jokes in it. The only gags in Spaced are so obvious they may as well not be in there. Fuckin bland as fuck.

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

morning radio!

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I disagree with several here (Smack The Pony, Spaced, Victoria Wood, Larry Sanders), but lots of good nominations. How has no one mentioned Dead Ringers and Bo! Selecta or whatever it was called yet?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love the obv. UK/US divide in this thread.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

I still like the Simpsons. Oh well.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

and can someone explain to me exactly HOW the simpsons has gone downhill? I dont really know which episode is in which series but I still find it as funny as ever - i think. What's so bad about it now?

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bernie Mac IS FUNNY! his show is ok, but in standup and movies the man is a genius.

and Letterman used to be funny...

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Regis.

Curtis Stephens, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

dog latin - how you feel about Spaced is exactly how i feel about My Family - how incredibly curious...oh well, at least we agree on the Cartoon Network stuff (see FUNNY thread)

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

and can someone explain to me exactly HOW the simpsons has gone downhill? I dont really know which episode is in which series but I still find it as funny as ever - i think. What's so bad about it now?

you should buy the Season 3 DVD/VHS set when it comes out in a few months...then compare it to newer episodes (you should be able to tell which are the newer ones, they're the ones where Homer sounds more like Scooby-Doo or does stuff even more preposterous and outlandish - or just not as interesting - than going into space or winning a Grammy) - if you can't tell the differences then...i'll...er...roll my eyes and sulk i guess

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bo Selecta - shite except for any sketch where he wears one of those big stupid masks - then it becomes CLASSIC

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Howard Stern
Jackass
Real world

brg30 (brg30), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lol! I don't HATE Spaced, but i made the mistake of getting the first series on DVD after it had been reccomended to me by everyone i know. When I watched it I don't think I laughed once. Maybe I just don't get it but I really thought the humour was terribly obvious and made so blatant that what could've been funny just wasn't. I hated every single character in it, they were cliched and dislikable to the extreme. What really bugged me was the blurb on the back that said something like "it's just like real life and you'll have to pinch yourself to realise it isnt". The only thing about that show i felt comparable with real life was the endless monotony of it all. I mean, come on it's not a new or funny revelation that people working in creative media are often bums or egotistical slackers (like me) so why point it out as if it's the funniest thing in the world? That bit where the modern artist is explaining how he paints "aggression, pain, frustration" and it's presented as if it's a joke. Very funny - "modern art is, like, really weird man! Look, people covered in paint - they must be mad!". or "Wow! Clubbing is funny. Look people on drugs - they're really funny." actually, i'm trying very hard to remember where there were any jokes or funny bits in the whole series. That's all.

My Family however is such a simple, albeit hackneyed idea but I find the humour quite refreshing and the script is excellently written.

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

I must disagree with the "The Larry Sanders Show" is not funny statement - I think it's one of the most entertaining things on these days. But as for what is not funny: Some of those horrid new cartoon on Cartoon Network (bring back Powerpuff Girls and Courage the Cowardly Dog and Dexter's Lab and Johnny Bravo!) and basically all modern sitcoms and most of Adam Sandler's movies (though I did enjoy the Wedding Singer) and Jim Carrey when he's trying to be manic and funny - YUCK!

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

robin williams, for the most part.

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

lemony snicket.

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Does Lemony Snicket=Alisdair Gray writing for children? My lil sister loves those Unfortunate Events books but I haven't read them yet. If it is Alisdair I may have to nick them off her.

dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's daniel handler.

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dead Ringers is indeed pants, but 'Brian Sewell' singing 'sexiest man in Jamaica' in a working man's club is the funniest thing I've seen this year.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

You must have found Dead Ringers funny when he brought out all that creepy apparatus?

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

I always get dead ringers confused with raising cain for a moment.

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dog Latin - nick them and devour them. Absolutely brilliant. Squirt milk through your nose funny. And disturbingly literary, too. I love all of them (as well as "The Unauthorized Autobiography" that sheds some murky light on what has happened to the Orphans - oh, and do try the reversable dust jacket, too).

I cannot believe that someone doesn't find them funny.

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

gilmore girls is quite unfunny as well.

kirsten k (kirsten), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

jenna elfman

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

The proposed assault on Iraq. Oh no, that is not one bit funny, oh no.

Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bush and crew thinking they're demi-gods.

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

I really thought the humour was terribly obvious and made so blatant that what could've been funny just wasn't. I hated every single character in it, they were cliched and dislikable to the extreme.

what was to dislike about them? i thought they were all pretty cute. i'd admit there's a slight tweeness to them all that tries to display them all as intensely loveable that may have been overbearing (kinda like Belle & Sebastian or Lemon Jelly perhaps), but the surreal quirks and/or ultimately human aspects of their characters prevailed

I mean, come on it's not a new or funny revelation that people working in creative media are often bums or egotistical slackers (like me) so why point it out as if it's the funniest thing in the world?

i dont think they were dragging it out that badly, i dont recall seeing a realsitic depiction of creative types struggling to get motivated and get work anywhere else in a British sitcom in recent times...its not even meant to be 'funny' as in 'look, you must laugh now' - just a well observed, well executed half-comment to me

That bit where the modern artist is explaining how he paints "aggression, pain, frustration" and it's presented as if it's a joke. Very funny - "modern art is, like, really weird man! Look, people covered in paint - they must be mad!". or "Wow! Clubbing is funny. Look people on drugs - they're really funny."

the "pain, fear, aggression" (or whatever it was) thing is funny because its a swift, well executed montage and because of Mark heap's facial expressions (his 'fear' face cracked me up).

the clubbing episode was VERY cliched, but still funny to see Mike in a tight pink leotard and Tracks (the Irish courier) having a flashback and buzzing his tits off to the sounds of roadworks, the telephone and a boiling kettle - yes VERY Human Traffic, but again well executed and just something to make you smile if not roll around on the floor like an epileptic having a fight with a 6ft feather duster

apologies to everyone for getting into another Spaced: Good/Bad thing, i'm sure there have been loads before and opinion is divided probably 50/50

anyone else think My Family is funny tho?!

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

haven't met them, but if they're anything like you...

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

I could never, ever understand why everyone thought 'The Young Ones' was so funny, especially Alexei Sayles. I feel impatient just thinking about it.

estela, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

B-b-but militant Richie's favourite singer was Cliff Richard.

Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 00:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

His name was Richie, right?

Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 00:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

His name was Rik.

I can feel my lip starting to curl again.

estela, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 00:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

My ignorance is not funny.

Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 00:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wasn't curling my lip at you Lara (I think you are very funny) but at The Young Ones.

estela, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 00:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

porridge. monty python. steptoe and son. new simpsons. bottom. the young ones.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 00:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

What's wrong with millwall?

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 23 December 2017 10:50 (six years ago) link

xp
The major danger of falling asleep with R4 on is waking up to Chris Grayling's voice. You don't get no trigger warning ffs.

calzino, Saturday, 23 December 2017 10:51 (six years ago) link

What's wrong with millwall?

I grew up following Rangers, no offence but I wouldn't expect too much off this site.

It's almost as if it was......my fault, or something.

Master of Treacle, Friday, 29 December 2017 04:05 (six years ago) link

off = of

Master of Treacle, Friday, 29 December 2017 04:07 (six years ago) link

Frankie Boyle.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:10 (six years ago) link

I presume he's on the box. He can make me laugh sometimes, but when he's bad he absolutely fucking reeks.

calzino, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:14 (six years ago) link

He's a joyless prick with no charisma and no comedic skills - he's a comedy writer not a performer.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link

I used to absolutely hate him for his attention seeking lol disablism type shittiness. But his short lived election/Scot-ref shows were at least not HIGNFY, and quite funny in places. I know, a very low bar, but I think I'm slowly going back to my original position, but that he's not much cop rather than hating him.

calzino, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:34 (six years ago) link

if a millwall fan started posting to ilx i would engage in good-natured top bantz with them

imago, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:39 (six years ago) link

About right, yes.

Mark G, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:39 (six years ago) link

I'd make up a cruel football chant to piss them off, based on the Your Relegation one.

We all know you're going down to live in Doncaster (Talkin 'bout your relegation gentrification)

calzino, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link

Well it's the right thread for it.

calzino, Friday, 29 December 2017 22:46 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

fuck me that Leigh Francis is hilarious

he's one of our pwn (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 July 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link

wow.doxxed

repartee is deft (darraghmac), Saturday, 7 July 2018 23:22 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRqa3tyeisM

del griffith, Sunday, 8 July 2018 00:04 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

The Festival looks like a new Inbetweeners movie in all but name

Just. everybody. die.

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 August 2018 00:37 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

why hasn't Jonathan Pie been mentioned in this thread? Why hasn't he been mentioned in every post in this thread?

Scritti Vanilli - The Word Girl You Know It's True (dog latin), Monday, 8 October 2018 13:39 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/8SMeQpo.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 16 March 2019 19:46 (five years ago) link

!

StanM, Saturday, 16 March 2019 21:23 (five years ago) link

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6512/558/1600/File0057.jpg

everything, Saturday, 16 March 2019 22:07 (five years ago) link

My mind is trying to process the idea of Dara O'Briain, Frankie Boyle, and David Mitchell being considered "not funny" because they've become three of my favorite comedians ever. OTOH, I cannot second the "Bat Dad" mention strongly enough and every time one of my friends on FB repost that fucker it only makes me want to beat the shit out of him and his entire horrible family.

I'm really sad to find that "Family Ties", which was one of my favorite TV shows as a little girl, has aged terribly and isn't very watchable these days. OTOH I'm delighted to see how well "The Facts of Life" has aged and that my adoration of it as a kid was correct. I also find a lot of American stand-up comedians hacky and as diametrically opposite of funny as possible, e.g. the examples am0n posted on October 31, 2012; the first one is especially "LOL flyover country amirite?" hackneyed and tired.

The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 01:11 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

The fly on Mike Pence’s head

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 15 October 2020 05:28 (three years ago) link

it's still there?

Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Thursday, 15 October 2020 07:37 (three years ago) link

It's here all week

Ba-dum-tsss!

Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Thursday, 15 October 2020 07:38 (three years ago) link

actual lol

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 16 October 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

People keep sharing videos from something called Channel 4's The B@it and it every single one of them is the worst thing in the world, like a perpetual turtles-all-the-way-down festival of unfunny bullshit

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 09:58 (three years ago) link

viz: https://www.comedy.co.uk/videos/group/the_bait/
just scrolling down the list of video titles brings me to a special level of despair

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 10:31 (three years ago) link

Can’t decide about this:

Whimsical French woman, written by a man who's never met a woman. #LazySusan pic.twitter.com/FCFXnDhGQK

— BBC Comedy (@bbccomedy) July 30, 2019

It Is Dangerous to Meme Inside (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 11:00 (three years ago) link

Is it something to do with getting older that i feel like i haven't seen anything truly funny coming out of UK TV comedy in ten years?

That "French woman" sketch was okay... It didn't make me laugh but the idea was funny enough. Some of the jokes and observations were well written. But something about the execution made it feel clunky and kinda cringey. It plays on a pretty tired trope for a start, while not really doing anything original with it. As such it's more of an extended meme than a sketch.

And I think that's part of the problem: Comedy writers are now competing with meme artists for the lols, and the memes are winning. Memes can make an observation in an often surreal or oblique way and get it to land instantly. Memes also have an open-source anonymity to them, meaning you know they were made by SOMEONE but you don't know who, which is part of the fun - it feels like an in-joke despite having been shared thousands of times.

By comparison, TV sketches and satirical shows feel like lumbering dinosaurs roaring "The Channel 4 Corporate Board Has Written This Funny Sketch About A Man Who Identifies As Being 7-foot Tall Isn't It Funny Because That Is A Bit Like Trans People Which Is A Topic That Is In The News A Lot These Days HaHaHa".

At the same time, UK comedy still seems to be cribbing off older shows like Big Train, the Chris Morris shows, Armando Iannucci Show, Fast Show etc, but not doing it anywhere near as well. I can see the people behind B@it thinking of themselves as the edgy progeny of The Day Today and Brass Eye. But the anarchic nuance and flair of those shows has dissipated into tired lampooning of wokeness, kink-shaming, transphobia etc, with the thinnest veneer of surrealness or gross-out humour to cover for it.

But I couldn't really see Armando's "Hallo Hugh!" sketches being successfully turned into a meme, for example. The format of those sketches only really work on TV, and because they're so well executed, they land perfectly.

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 12:14 (three years ago) link

resoundingly otm

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 12:20 (three years ago) link

i watched the Amelia Gething show on iPlayer - why because she has an often very funny TikTok channel. very visual, very surreal. and the TV show is DREADFUL. i mean just beyond bad. and there are EIGHTEEN EPISODES. it’s just wild to me.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 12:22 (three years ago) link

As for satire on TV, what a lot of writers who think they're the next Chris Morris forget is that TDT and Brass Eye rarely attacked cultural figures, politicians or specific news topics of the day, save for things like "Feel my nose and put my specs there roars drunken Major".
Chris Morris lampooned the medium of the media itself. By amplifying the sensationalism, the overbearing audiovisual bombast, and the ridiculousness of the presenters and correspondents, he was making fun of the news itself, as opposed to what was in the news. That's what makes those shows rare in that they're satirical pieces which remain funny today. You don't really need to know what was happening in the news in 1994 to get the jokes.
Compare this to stuff like The Mash Report or Jonathan Pie, and there's no comparison. These are the Oasis's to Chris Morris's Beatles in that they're copying ideas wholesale ("I know, let's shout the word 'FUCKMUFFIN', people love that"), without really pausing to think WHY those ideas were good in the first place.

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 12:37 (three years ago) link

There must be something going on at UK TV headquarters, cos it's not as though funny, talented people don't exist.
I'd not heard of Amelia Gething before, but the fact her TV programme doesn't work as well as her TikTok either means her humour isn't meant for TV (I doubt this), or her humour has been retconned to fuck by external committee.

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 12:41 (three years ago) link

Also, budgets for comedy must be extremely low these days. Everything looks like an old Children's ITV show. Cheap-looking props, sets, special FX through-and-through. Instead of giving these shows an edgy Young Ones-style DIY feel, it just feels insincere. Those B@it sketches are supposed to look like real news reports in order to get people sharing them, but you can tell from just looking at them that they're sketches.

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 12:45 (three years ago) link

Is it something to do with getting older that i feel like i haven't seen anything truly funny coming out of UK TV comedy in ten years?

Was thinking the very same when I saw this thread bumped. I don't think I find any of the innumerable comedians who infest every square inch of UK TV these days funny or engaging.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 13:02 (three years ago) link

yep. panel shows are especially repulsive to me. i'm sure a lot of these comics are talented and put a lot of time into their craft. but these shows have the affect of razing everything into a middle-ground. i don't want to listen to these personality-free chumps trying to be funny in front of each other. it's cheap celeb-driven telly. easy to make, easy to put out, easy to watch, but in no-way nourishing or particularly funny or original

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 13:07 (three years ago) link

resoundingly otm

Yes, lots of good points

It Is Dangerous to Meme Inside (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 15:16 (three years ago) link

Perhaps cheap to put her in this discussion since I May Destroy You is kind of a different thing, but Michaela Coel's Chewing Gum series is from the past ten years and very good.

I think a big problem tho is stand-up comedians, who are good at that, getting crammed into sitcoms or sketch shows, which are different things. Love Sarah Kendall but her show was terrible. Love James Acaster but the one episode he guested on for Josh Widdicombe's sitcom (nb I don't rate that guy as a stand up either) was horrible.

Re: panel shows, I always have to mention that these are far worse in every other European country whose tv I've been acquainted with. Like House of Games level lineups on prime time.

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 15:28 (three years ago) link

I think a big problem tho is stand-up comedians, who are good at that, getting crammed into sitcoms or sketch shows,

And the rest. I got so used to seeing Romesh Ranganathan's face everywhere I almost expected to find him staring back at me from the mirror in the morning.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:16 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

Dr Oz going into "Wegner's" for a head of broccoli, some whole carrots, asparagus, fresh salsa and guac for his wife to make a "crudite" platter is legit pretty funny, however the click economy had completely smothered and stomped the joke before I even got to see the original.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 17:32 (one year ago) link

It plays on a pretty tired trope for a start, while not really doing anything original with it.

This is the problem with so much sketch comedy. I suppose there was a germ of a funny idea in there somewhere. The clip takes that germ and rather than developing it just repeats it over and over for much too long (about 1:30 too long, in fact). It's the same dynamic that has drained much of the humor from sketch shows like SNL.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 17:45 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

I saw a clip of Jimmy Fallon "interviewing" "Ron Burgundy" and it was some really bad "comedy"

omar little, Friday, 1 September 2023 16:28 (seven months ago) link


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