brett favre is having fun

How do names work in Facebook? Are these actually real names of people?

Debbie Kirkwood Acton
Monique Brooks Cocco
Afsoun Mary Tabrizi
Tiffany Ginn Vichob

"Relationship Status: Engaged"

engaged in anal, more like

looooool @ "my OTHER pussy"

http://www.winonadailynews.com/news/local/article_9872aaf0-8f8f-11de-a32a-001cc4c002e0.html

what the shit

that sounds about right for Winona

also lolz I was able to track down D0nna St0n3 H4th4w4y but see no trace of Tracy T on her friends list

"It was definitely the most out-of-the norm thing I've ever seen." the mechanic

what you guys never seen a goat dressed up like a viking hog-tied in the trunk of a car before?
c'mon!

my other pussy...wow.

RIP cankles. Hope he gets to see Favre play one day.

…in heaven

wow what a performance in his first preseason game!

R U HAVIN FUN YET?!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp09/news/story?id=4424660

guys

i didn't think last season could possibly be topped but dare i suggest that it may in fact be

SCHISM

l-r: Rosenfels, Favre
http://www.vaticanotours.com/g/scisma.gif

This is really really genius. Still roffling.

Vikings Divided On Favre
Sources with knowledge of the Vikings locker-room dynamics say some players believe Tarvaris Jackson gives the Vikings the best chance to win, while other players believe Sage Rosenfels gives the team the best chance to win

Michael Vick, Jay Cutler, and Tom Cable must love Favre so much.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/090825

this is probably the best thing i've ever read in the history of espn, it all boils down to "if brett favre was a lady, i would yell at him, 'GO HAVE YOUR PERIOD SOME MORE BIG BLOUSY GIRLFACE!!!!'"

Now, who among us would date Aphrodite? Or better yet, Pamela Anderson Lee?

...huh?

can scoop and whitlock please just die?

It's kind of incredible how authoritatively sexist dude can be while simultaneously namechecking characters from "The Devil Wore Prada".

i just have no idea as to how he took such an easily argued point -- "brett favre is a giant fagface who is constantly having his period all over the nfl" -- and turned it into this...thing.

lol are you not familiar with scoop's oeuvre?

you have to admit that this is OTT no matter what, tho!

I want to read everything this insane dude has written now because I am not familiar with his oeuvre!

ah his Bolt piece isn't nearly as crazy

have a blast--this is a++ material no doubt but scoop is unequivocally the worst writer on a website that employs rick reilly.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/081015&sportCat=mlb

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh man

:)

"Black kids will love him because he's shown that lazy people can be successful! Wait that's not what I meant, what I meant to say was that his laziness is something black kids will find awesome because they can use it as an excuse not to do any work. I'm not really expressing myself well here, am I?"

i wish i could find this column scoop wrote about like "watching sports with the guys" that was the most unreadable, one-sentence-paragraph-hell piece of shit ever.

it's not this, but this appears to have a good wtf factor: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/090707

1:00 p.m.: Shaq tweets: "Sry cnt mk it. Bk in lab w/Fu-Sniks."

some of the comments are magical:

Hey scoop, why don't you just list every athlete that you can think of off the top of your head and number them 1-200? What is the point of us having to read a fantasy bbq story about things we know and don't care about. My real July 4th BBQ stories would make a better column than this junk and I'm a deaf-mute who talks in sign language and is illiterate. ESPN, please get someone with some substance to write about something with a great idea instead of regurgitated garbage like this. The better story would have been CHris Berman and Jaws doing a play-by-play about the new cameraman getting hypnotized by STuart Scotts lazy eyes. Scoop Jackson, you're fired!

Fantasy football is for suckas.

I never understood the point in fantasy football. It's not that I have a problem with the theory of "fantasy" football, I just have a problem with calling millions of people doing imitations of Charlie Casserly "fantasy."

...

So I gathered five women I've known over the years who happen to be sexy football aficionettes. They're John Claytons in Taraji Henson and Scarlett Johansson shells. None of them knew each other, but for years in many separate discussions, games, events and occasions, I've learned the level at which they love the game. But they've never been in the same room at the same time until now.

Alone with them? Me? Three hours? Talking nothing but football?

So to all you "fantasy" football fanatics, you can have your fantasy. I got mine.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/080911

I'd rather read twenty Scoop Jackson articles than one by Gregg Easterbrook.

choice between being insulted repeatedly and spending time w/a retarded person

k i'm done now: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/070914

ok that last one

holy shit

i can't even

haha, 99 problems and this guy has them all

wow.

btw i talked to chris kluwe last nite and he said the locker room scism is pretty much made up.

still i have such a bad feeling about this.

uggggggggggggggggg

this sucks ;_;

if this doesn't work we will have humiliated ourselves in the worst way possible

http://www.picapp.com/ftp/Preview/0049/brett_favre_Picapp_49782.jpg

Deeeeeesperado....whyyy don't you come to yooooour seeeenses?

you've beeeeen out ridin' fences.....for too long now.....

ahahahahaha scoop jackson jesus christ