So hard-up for football that I am EXCITED FOR THE PRESEASON

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or did he think, "hmm let me block god from seeing our deviancy"

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Saturday, 22 August 2009 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link

because he put a million pound jumbotron blocking the god hole. just fyi.

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Saturday, 22 August 2009 03:04 (fourteen years ago) link

who is commentating this bears/giants game? it is fukkin amateur hour

johnny crunch, Sunday, 23 August 2009 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link

lmao 'the god hole'

a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Sunday, 23 August 2009 01:43 (fourteen years ago) link

there's no quit in peyton hillis.

iro with the brown bag (Hunt3r), Sunday, 23 August 2009 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Dirty Sanchez last night

sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I picked him up in fantasy about 4 minutes before game time in anticipation of a good showing. LOL

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link

wow @ these broncos fans booing jay cutler.

horseshoe, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link

not that it's surprising, just that it's kind of awesome? he is going to freak out soon, i feel.

horseshoe, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

bryan dawkins is a bronco now btw :(

horseshoe, Monday, 31 August 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link

hey guys i have an imitation to do for you guys, who am i??

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

not an eagles fan fyi

the schez (grand schez ha ha) (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

broncos fan?

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:38 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, I see this has already been covered.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 31 August 2009 03:38 (fourteen years ago) link

KC has fired their Offensive coordinator two weeks before the start of the season.

::googles Brett Favre:: (brownie), Monday, 31 August 2009 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link

There is a guy on the Falcons named Fudge.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 31 August 2009 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

My congresswoman is named Fudge.

::googles Brett Favre:: (brownie), Monday, 31 August 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link

heres to hoping fudge gets traded to green bay

fleetwood (max), Monday, 31 August 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Check out what new Raiders defensive end Greg Ellis had to say:

"Guys, you can't stay out all night. Can't expect to come in here and just turn it on," Ellis said. "This isn't high school or college football. This is the best of the best in the NFL. So you've got to do those small things that you maybe didn't have to do in college."

It's pretty bad when Greg Ellis is the classy voice of reason on your roster.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Monday, 31 August 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

ADRIAN PETERSON!!!!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link

guys, football! FOOTBALL

horseshoe, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

name anything worse than preseason NFL games

i'll wait

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:29 (five years ago) link

spring training

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:38 (five years ago) link

Pro Bowls

a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:45 (five years ago) link

no one relatively few players get knocked out for the season in spring training

season ticket holders are not compelled to buy spring training tickets

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:47 (five years ago) link

ilxors with hard ups for football

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:50 (five years ago) link

sub-custos

raise your game, ∞

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:53 (five years ago) link

This is real lyfe mooks not a game

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 25 August 2018 04:03 (five years ago) link


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