So hard-up for football that I am EXCITED FOR THE PRESEASON

Tony Romo looks pretty good so far.

tony romo seasons are like jj abrams series arcs. always fumbling it at the end.

Did they give the Fox robot some new moves this year? I don't recognize that one.

that's the thing, you're actually certain that favre is older than aikman.

god, i want so badly for when romo inevitably fumbles the ball away in the biggest game, for whoever runs that damn jumbotron to play keyboard cat. he'd get fired for doing it -- but god, so worth it, right?

keyboard cat hovering, arms raised, as romo comes up with a play in the huddle

keyboard cat moving to start playing, then stopping and keeping his arms raised as romo calls an audible

LOLOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm7uobki920

btw jesus, that jumbotron!!! well played jerry jones, well played. i'm sure al davis is rolling in his grave over being possibly beaten in the 'craziest owner' game...but he has a 'harrassing kiffin forever and for all time' trump card that he will play on you. also i'm sure he'll just put a television set at the 50 yard line of a raiders game just to out crazy you, sir. NEXT MOVE. it is happening...again.

tony romo seasons are like jj abrams series arcs. always fumbling it at the end.

― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Friday, August 21, 2009 8:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha, its embarrassing that you thought of this, but even more embarrassing, that i laughed at it

the size of the jumbotron makes me think that jerry jones takes it very literally whenever cowboys fans say theres a hole on the roof of the stadium so god can watch

so he thought "hmm let me make it easier for god"

or did he think, "hmm let me block god from seeing our deviancy"

because he put a million pound jumbotron blocking the god hole. just fyi.

who is commentating this bears/giants game? it is fukkin amateur hour

lmao 'the god hole'

there's no quit in peyton hillis.

Dirty Sanchez last night

I picked him up in fantasy about 4 minutes before game time in anticipation of a good showing. LOL

wow @ these broncos fans booing jay cutler.

not that it's surprising, just that it's kind of awesome? he is going to freak out soon, i feel.

bryan dawkins is a bronco now btw :(

hey guys i have an imitation to do for you guys, who am i??

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

not an eagles fan fyi

broncos fan?

oh, I see this has already been covered.

KC has fired their Offensive coordinator two weeks before the start of the season.

There is a guy on the Falcons named Fudge.

My congresswoman is named Fudge.

heres to hoping fudge gets traded to green bay

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY OSI?? ANYONE?

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/nfl/giants/2009-08-31-umenyiora-out_N.htm

Check out what new Raiders defensive end Greg Ellis had to say:

"Guys, you can't stay out all night. Can't expect to come in here and just turn it on," Ellis said. "This isn't high school or college football. This is the best of the best in the NFL. So you've got to do those small things that you maybe didn't have to do in college."

It's pretty bad when Greg Ellis is the classy voice of reason on your roster.

ADRIAN PETERSON!!!!

guys, football! FOOTBALL

name anything worse than preseason NFL games

i'll wait

spring training

Pro Bowls

no one relatively few players get knocked out for the season in spring training

season ticket holders are not compelled to buy spring training tickets

ilxors with hard ups for football

sub-custos

raise your game, ∞

This is real lyfe mooks not a game